#1 2015-05-19 19:25:05

http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/us/scam-c … index.html

I hate these fuckers nearly as much as I hate hunter douche spigots.

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#2 2015-05-19 19:39:47

And yet the Susan G. Komen foundation is somehow legit.  Always check http://www.charitynavigator.org/ and https://www.charitywatch.org/top-charity-salaries before you throw money.  Also while I'm here, fuck the United Way.

Also, bigcat if you start a whitetail deer farm, I promise not to eat any more wild venison.  Especially if you keep them in the dark, don't let them move, feed them a high carb diet and butcher them at 6 months.  Mmm... veniveal.

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#3 2015-05-19 20:02:55

I've always assumed legit charities are the rare exception, fraud is poster child norm and they're ALL bundled and flogged as tax avoidance rackets.

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#4 2015-05-19 20:24:29

opsec wrote:

And yet the Susan G. Komen foundation is somehow legit.  Always check http://www.charitynavigator.org/ and https://www.charitywatch.org/top-charity-salaries before you throw money.  Also while I'm here, fuck the United Way.

Also, bigcat if you start a whitetail deer farm, I promise not to eat any more wild venison.  Especially if you keep them in the dark, don't let them move, feed them a high carb diet and butcher them at 6 months.  Mmm... veniveal.

Check out the Pink Yogurt Lids scam by Yoplait Yogurt.

Those fuckers use dairy products with RbGH. They spent 7 million on the marketing campaign for the pink lids but their max donation is 1.5 million.

I am given to understand this to mean that the mother fuckers are FARMING CANCER. How could it be any other way?

I am not starting a deer farm for you... Just don't hunt the little fuckers in my yard, ok?

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#5 2015-05-19 20:45:49

Bigcat wrote:

I am not starting a deer farm for you...

I tried. No milk fed veal venison then.

Bigcat wrote:

Just don't hunt the little fuckers in my yard, ok?

I don't hunt.  I haven't shot a mammal since the mid 70s when I used to pot groundhogs on horse pasture.  Except once.

In the absence of natural predators, I do recognize the need for population management.  It's a shame I won't eat redneck shotgun-toting long pig.

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#6 2015-05-19 21:17:42

opsec wrote:

It's a shame I won't eat redneck shotgun-toting long pig.

They are a bit "gamey"

It would be fun to beat the redneck fuckers over the head like a life sized game of "wack-a-moley" though.

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#7 2015-05-19 21:23:36

Bigcat wrote:

opsec wrote:

It's a shame I won't eat redneck shotgun-toting long pig.

They are a bit "gamey"

It would be fun to beat the redneck fuckers over the head like a life sized game of "wack-a-moley" though.

Have you ever considered the advantages of a modern, wifi-controlled minefield?

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#12 2015-06-05 23:56:35

whosasailorthen wrote:

And that surprises you because?

I'm sure the milk of human kindness and genuine philanthropy still exist somewhere, especially among those who don't have much, but -every- charitable, tax deductible rock I ever rolled over revealed ngo dirtbags and pigfuckers determined to enrich and protect their own privilege. Give before it hurts!

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#13 2015-06-06 09:19:35

choad wrote:

dirtbags and pigfuckers determined to enrich and protect their own

cocksuckers

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#14 2015-06-06 11:47:05

I saw that story about the Red Cross.  It is extremely disappointing, and they deserve a whole lot of publicity for it.  Everyone involved in running the four cancer groups should be compelled to go through a full round of chemo.

There are quite a few ngos that do good work and are comparatively efficient.  That said, however, I prefer DIY "charity."  I spend about 6 weeks a year and a fair amount of money doing just that.  Next to nothing gets lost in PR and overhead that way.  I send only a little to 501(c).(3)s.

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