#1 2015-05-19 19:25:05
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/19/us/scam-c … index.html
I hate these fuckers nearly as much as I hate hunter douche spigots.
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#2 2015-05-19 19:39:47
And yet the Susan G. Komen foundation is somehow legit. Always check http://www.charitynavigator.org/ and https://www.charitywatch.org/top-charity-salaries before you throw money. Also while I'm here, fuck the United Way.
Also, bigcat if you start a whitetail deer farm, I promise not to eat any more wild venison. Especially if you keep them in the dark, don't let them move, feed them a high carb diet and butcher them at 6 months. Mmm... veniveal.
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#3 2015-05-19 20:02:55
I've always assumed legit charities are the rare exception, fraud is poster child norm and they're ALL bundled and flogged as tax avoidance rackets.
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#4 2015-05-19 20:24:29
opsec wrote:
And yet the Susan G. Komen foundation is somehow legit. Always check http://www.charitynavigator.org/ and https://www.charitywatch.org/top-charity-salaries before you throw money. Also while I'm here, fuck the United Way.
Also, bigcat if you start a whitetail deer farm, I promise not to eat any more wild venison. Especially if you keep them in the dark, don't let them move, feed them a high carb diet and butcher them at 6 months. Mmm... veniveal.
Check out the Pink Yogurt Lids scam by Yoplait Yogurt.
Those fuckers use dairy products with RbGH. They spent 7 million on the marketing campaign for the pink lids but their max donation is 1.5 million.
I am given to understand this to mean that the mother fuckers are FARMING CANCER. How could it be any other way?
I am not starting a deer farm for you... Just don't hunt the little fuckers in my yard, ok?
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#5 2015-05-19 20:45:49
Bigcat wrote:
I am not starting a deer farm for you...
I tried. No milk fed veal venison then.
Bigcat wrote:
Just don't hunt the little fuckers in my yard, ok?
I don't hunt. I haven't shot a mammal since the mid 70s when I used to pot groundhogs on horse pasture. Except once.
In the absence of natural predators, I do recognize the need for population management. It's a shame I won't eat redneck shotgun-toting long pig.
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#6 2015-05-19 21:17:42
opsec wrote:
It's a shame I won't eat redneck shotgun-toting long pig.
They are a bit "gamey"
It would be fun to beat the redneck fuckers over the head like a life sized game of "wack-a-moley" though.
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#7 2015-05-19 21:23:36
Bigcat wrote:
opsec wrote:
It's a shame I won't eat redneck shotgun-toting long pig.
They are a bit "gamey"
It would be fun to beat the redneck fuckers over the head like a life sized game of "wack-a-moley" though.
Have you ever considered the advantages of a modern, wifi-controlled minefield?
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#10 2015-06-05 16:21:05
Wu is my favourite.
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#11 2015-06-05 22:01:53
And that surprises you because?
I'll never contribute to the RC. Salvation Army gets my money, if anyone.
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#12 2015-06-05 23:56:35
whosasailorthen wrote:
And that surprises you because?
I'm sure the milk of human kindness and genuine philanthropy still exist somewhere, especially among those who don't have much, but -every- charitable, tax deductible rock I ever rolled over revealed ngo dirtbags and pigfuckers determined to enrich and protect their own privilege. Give before it hurts!
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#13 2015-06-06 09:19:35
choad wrote:
dirtbags and pigfuckers determined to enrich and protect their own
cocksuckers
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#14 2015-06-06 11:47:05
I saw that story about the Red Cross. It is extremely disappointing, and they deserve a whole lot of publicity for it. Everyone involved in running the four cancer groups should be compelled to go through a full round of chemo.
There are quite a few ngos that do good work and are comparatively efficient. That said, however, I prefer DIY "charity." I spend about 6 weeks a year and a fair amount of money doing just that. Next to nothing gets lost in PR and overhead that way. I send only a little to 501(c).(3)s.
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