Zookie wrote:

Anyone who can't deal with their reality without chemical aid is a loser.  I don't care how bad your life is, there are plenty of others with worse lots that deal with it without getting stoned.  You're just taking a fucked-up life and fucking it up more.  Great solution.

"Draw" what-ever miss-informed opinion you choose; But, the methedrine is the difference betwixt my happily "jamming" to a bit of Thin Lizzy and planting a hollow-point in the fore-head of Fuck-Heads like you.  You have fuck-all for experience up-on which to "base" your bloviation.

You can't "get under my skin" on this one.  Flaws and all, I still love my sorry ass (Be-Cause, some-body a-side from my sycophantic cats has to*).

"Looking for a girl with green eyes."

* And, of course, my mother.  Hi, Mom!

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Zookeeper wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I'm white-knuckling it now, too. This hot guy down at the pool offered me a honker (or twenty) because I smoked him out last night.

A parent who gets wasted is even worse than the typical loser who gets wasted.  No doubt some day you'll look back on your life and how you raised your kids and think "If only I had spent more time stoned, I'm sure I would have been an even better mother to them."

Much like my idol, Eddy Monsoon, I have a perfect kid (for some odd reason).

And he tells me often that I am the best mom in the world. He might not know any better, but it makes me feel happy. He also tells me I'm crazy, but I try to ignore it.

Decadence wrote:

Zookie wrote:

Anyone who can't deal with their reality without chemical aid is a loser.  I don't care how bad your life is, there are plenty of others with worse lots that deal with it without getting stoned.  You're just taking a fucked-up life and fucking it up more.  Great solution.

"Draw" what-ever miss-informed opinion you choose; But, the methedrine is the difference betwixt my happily "jamming" to a bit of Thin Lizzy and planting a hollow-point in the fore-head of Fuck-Heads like you.  You have fuck-all for experience up-on which to "base" your bloviation.

You can't "get under my skin" on this one.  Flaws and all, I still love my sorry ass (Be-Cause, some-body a-side from my sycophantic cats has to*).

"Looking for a girl with green eyes."

* And, of course, my mother.  Hi, Mom!

I love yer sorry ass, too.

(Slightly) flawed people are much more interesting and fun to hang out with.

Zook, The fact that you and Dusty are both willing to don frilly panties and get them all in a bunch is reason enough for me to vote you to stay.   That and the horsey-free browser.  That was cool.

Dmtdust wrote:

I love how Zooks gets all superior and looks down his nose at other people... he must get a lot of nosebleeds.  Talking about the proverbial virgin at the orgy.

What's interesting to me is his need to tell people hey, you're an idiot and I'm not. That suggests some unfinished business...Especially in a thread where the person is seeking out the very same people to validate his existence on this site.

And hey, Zooks, if you're reading this, I'm not criticizing you. You could definitely come up with equal or not more damning insights based on what I post. We're all creatures of our own fears and insecurities. Me especially!

ps Dec, I'm worried about your teeth. Make sure you brush, okay?

Decadence wrote:

Snow-Ball wrote:

Or maybe just trying to dry-hump its coffin.

< ParisWiltOne > That's hot. < /ParisWiltOne >

And, if any-body has a right to "feel emo" about now, it's me.  If one more Fuck-Head wishes me a "happy memorial day," I will fucking explode.

All that I want for the holy-day is a blow-job and a gram of meth.  Is that too much to fucking ask for?

"We're all full of Baal."

If you get the meth, would you trade it for a blow job from my boyfriend?  I'm too fat and have too many teeth.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

What about coffee, zookie?

Coffee?  What the hell about it?  I don't drink coffee if that's what you are asking?  What difference does that make?  Or are you actually trying to make some bizarre comparison between being a stoner and being a coffee drinker?  That really would be the reasoning of a blithering idiot.

Zookeeper wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

What about coffee, zookie?

Coffee?  What the hell about it?  I don't drink coffee if that's what you are asking?  What difference does that make?  Or are you actually trying to make some bizarre comparison between being a stoner and being a coffee drinker?  That really would be the reasoning of a blithering idiot.

Caffeine is well established as a powerful, addictive, moderately dangerous performance-enhancing stimulant.  It is a drug.

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opsec wrote:

Zook, The fact that you and Dusty are both willing to don frilly panties and get them all in a bunch is reason enough for me to vote you to stay.   That and the horsey-free browser.  That was cool.

The horsey-free browser was my finest moment at CSOTD.  The tribute page I put up for that juggallo freak Cates lured over (the guy who wanted to do his cousin) was another high point.  He was begging me to take it down before someone emailed it to his mommy.  I took some heat for showing mercy and taking it down.  And of course there were the weekly stats.  That was a labor of love. 

Oh Rogers!  Why did you forsake us?!

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

What about coffee, zookie?

Coffee?  What the hell about it?  I don't drink coffee if that's what you are asking?  What difference does that make?  Or are you actually trying to make some bizarre comparison between being a stoner and being a coffee drinker?  That really would be the reasoning of a blithering idiot.

Caffeine is well established as a powerful, addictive, moderately dangerous performance-enhancing stimulant.  It is a drug.

You really buy into that line?  Show me a link describing how "moderately dangerous" caffeine it is.  How about some "caffeine related fatalities" links?  Stories about lives ruined by demon coffee?  One has to be a complete moron to compare caffeine with what we are talking about here.  I mean, really - is that the best you can do?

exdwarf wrote:

If you get the meth, would you trade it for a blow job from my boyfriend?  I'm too fat and have too many teeth.

As I can't be too particular these days . . .
Oh, and, fuck all of you when reach my age, you self-righteous Cunts.

Zookie wrote:

Coffee?  What the hell about it?  I don't drink coffee if that's what you are asking?  What difference does that make?  Or are you actually trying to make some bizarre comparison between being a stoner and being a coffee drinker?  That really would be the reasoning of a blithering idiot.

Wow . . .  Just . . .  Wow.  Play him off Key-Board, Kitty!

"If you want to sing out sing out . . ."

Wrong tune, Babe.

Post-Script: 

Zookie wrote:

Or are you actually trying to make some bizarre comparison between being a stoner and being a coffee drinker?

Seriously?  Are you really in need of a history lesson?

When people ask me why, specifically, I "hate 'Merica," idiots like you come immediately to mind.

Give me that fucking look if you want - But, you can't tell me that I'm wrong.

Zookie wrote:

. . . the guy who wanted to do his cousin . . .

Good times . . .  Good times, in-deed.

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Zookeeper wrote:

sofaking wrote:

And he tells me often that I am the best mom in the world.

Oh, so you share your stash with him.  That is rather giving of you.

No, asshole.

I share my time with him.

I actually listen to him.

I am willing to do just about anything to make him a success, and he is one.

I have nothing to prove to you, but all the High Street MySpacers who have seen my blog have seen proof of what the kind of effort I put into my kids helps them achieve.

Are you ever narrow minded...I rarely if ever drink, I quit inhalable substances 5 years ago (with one relapse last Halloween - a line of coke - whoopeeshit), and I smoke pot. Not a big fucking deal.

You can call me a loser 'til hell freezes over, if it makes your emo ass feel better.

Zookie wrote:

You'll believe anything.

< Alanis > It's not all like rain . . .  On your wedding day . . . < /Alanis >

sofaking wrote:

Are you ever narrow minded...I rarely if ever drink, I quit inhalable substances 5 years ago (with one relapse last Halloween - a line of coke - whoopeeshit), and I smoke pot. Not a big fucking deal.

I'm sure it will be no big fucking deal to your kid if you ever get arrested for it.  If some busy-body ever decides to fuck up your life by reporting to CPS about that line of coke or the fact that you habitually smoke pot I'm sure it won't be a big fucking deal for your kid.  A good parent doesn't worry about such things.  Getting stoned is just too important to worry about the consequences it might have for your kid.

Zookeeper wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

"Results 1 - 10 of about 38,100 for caffeine fatality. (0.22 seconds)"

So, you really think that drinking coffee is as hazardous to your health as doing drugs.  Really.  You'll believe anything.

Well, it's obviously more hazardous than, say, weed or LSD or DMT or shrooms or mescaline or salvia or occasional light usage of X.  Less hazardous than alcohol or cocaine or pcp or heroin or speed, I'd say.

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jesusluvspegging wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

"Results 1 - 10 of about 38,100 for caffeine fatality. (0.22 seconds)"

So, you really think that drinking coffee is as hazardous to your health as doing drugs.  Really.  You'll believe anything.

Well, it's obviously more hazardous than, say, weed or LSD or DMT or shrooms or mescaline or salvia or occasional light usage of X.  Less hazardous than alcohol or cocaine or pcp or heroin or speed, I'd say.

Why do either of you CARE what's more dangerous or bad for you?  For fuck's sake, we all lose our minds and or die one way or the other, and I'd rather die flying on PCP with my mouth full of eyes and my lungs full of lead than in a nursing home with my pants full of shit.

You've inspired me to find a fuckload of everything I can and take them tomorrow while I guzzle coffee.  The last time I did that -- about 6 weeks ago -- there was about 4 days of  "???" and no lasting consequences. But I'm not expecting that much tomorrow -- at this point I may be down to mainlining ketamine and cold meds.

exdwarf wrote:

You've inspired me to find a fuckload of everything I can and take them tomorrow while I guzzle coffee.  The last time I did that -- about 6 weeks ago -- there was about 4 days of  "???" and no lasting consequences.

Yes - I know this phenomena of which you speak.  We refer to it as "Thurs-Day" a-round these parts.

I do tend to have a bit of a hang-over come Saturday; But, a few beers and a bit meth tends to "clear that right up."

I hafta agree with zookeep here....  Many of you may have noted that I'm extremely pro-drug and have promoted its legalization on more than one occasion.  I still think that the use of drugs from marijauna all the way up to narcotics is idiotic.  I'm speaking from experience as a prior pot head and I realize that smoking it in large quantities made me useless as a citizen.  People should have the right to do whatever the fuck they want to do as long as they don't hurt anyone else.  I'm more than willing to allow people the right to use whatever drug or mind altering chemical they want, but I also have the right not to hire them (incredible health, accident and theft risk).  Drug use cannot be rationally defended as anything positive, but should still be considered an individual right.  Stick around for awhile Zookeep and fight the good fight, we need more real conservatism here.

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Zookeeper wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Are you ever narrow minded...I rarely if ever drink, I quit inhalable substances 5 years ago (with one relapse last Halloween - a line of coke - whoopeeshit), and I smoke pot. Not a big fucking deal.

I'm sure it will be no big fucking deal to your kid if you ever get arrested for it.  If some busy-body ever decides to fuck up your life by reporting to CPS about that line of coke or the fact that you habitually smoke pot I'm sure it won't be a big fucking deal for your kid.  A good parent doesn't worry about such things.  Getting stoned is just too important to worry about the consequences it might have for your kid.

No one's calling CPS. People tend to like me very much.

I live in a nice place. My kids are happy, and my older boy is an honor student. I feed my kids gourmet food, and yes, I bake cookies, too. I own a successful business and am a member of the Chamber of Commerce. I'm well spoken, reasonably pleasant to look at, and I keeps it real. I have an IQ so high, you'd never believe the number. So what if I'm kinda bad? It's part of my charm. People like me get away with murder. But I'm not a murderer, and my kid might even be better adjusted to reality than your kid. Matter of fact, I'm willing to bet money he is.

Dude, the Mormons are stalking the fuck out of me. Obviously I project a socially acceptable image. Do you think I'm like the trailer trash morons we post on here? I carry a handbag that's probably worth more than what your entire wardrobe is. Why would anybody ever call CPS on me? My own devoutly religious parents think I am a fantastic mom. I have done a hell of a lot worse than get stoned, but it had nothing to do with drugs, and no one is the wiser.

I have one thing left in my life that I freely acknowledge is a nasty, toxic, addictive vice.

This site (and cruel before it).

It helped me kick meth (which I also acknowledge is nasty. Fun, but nasty.). It validated the feelings that made me create my site that was posted to cruel and brought me here.

It (High Street) seems to now be provoking a similar disgust response from you that "sick" addictions normally do after some time.

Maybe you should take a minute to gather your thoughts, and subjectively experience your existence without the (admittedly) negative influence of this site.

Because if you continue to take out your emotional turmoil by calling me a loser, I'm gonna sine yo' fuckin' pitty on the runny kine.

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Dirckman wrote:

I'm speaking from experience as a prior pot head and I realize that smoking it in large quantities made me useless as a citizen.

So, I should suffer due to your weak constitution?

< TheKinks > Paranoia - Self-Destroyer!  < /TheKinks >

Decadence wrote:

Dirckman wrote:

I'm speaking from experience as a prior pot head and I realize that smoking it in large quantities made me useless as a citizen.

So, I should suffer due to your weak constitution?

< TheKinks > Paranoia - Self-Destroyer!  < /TheKinks >

I don't wish anyone to suffer...  Use all the drugs you want and I won't make fight to make a legal or social deal out of it.  I do know some drug addicts that are able to live well as users, but they don't make up the majority.  I'm cool with people using all the drugs they want, I just think they should accept the associated risks and not expect society to give them a safety net if they do fail.

Dirckman wrote:

I hafta agree with zookeep here....  Many of you may have noted that I'm extremely pro-drug and have promoted its legalization on more than one occasion.  I still think that the use of drugs from marijauna all the way up to narcotics is idiotic.  I'm speaking from experience as a prior pot head and I realize that smoking it in large quantities made me useless as a citizen.  People should have the right to do whatever the fuck they want to do as long as they don't hurt anyone else.  I'm more than willing to allow people the right to use whatever drug or mind altering chemical they want, but I also have the right not to hire them (incredible health, accident and theft risk).  Drug use cannot be rationally defended as anything positive, but should still be considered an individual right.  Stick around for awhile Zookeep and fight the good fight, we need more real conservatism here.

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Alcohol doesn't count?

I have about a two drink maximum, which happens on average once a month.  I don't take any drugs, prescription or otherwise; I don't drink coffee or anything caffeinated and I don't smoke.

However, I realize that everyone's body chemistry is unique, and everyone has a different way of coping with "reality."  I believe there are some people who can be functional and productive members of society while smoking marijuana on a fairly regular basis.  However, there are some who for whom it is indeed a gateway drug as they search for the "high" that best fits.

I'm not one to say that all drugs are useless or a crutch because for some people it is absolutely necessary.  At one point I had to help people with various mental illnesses get benefits and you can tell the difference between a bipolar person who takes lithium and one who doesn't.  Also, I know that everyone experiences pain differently, and that for some with chronic pain drugs are the only thing that keeps them from offing themselves.

The difference, though, between you and I is that I am actually the REAL libertarian.  I don't judge people because of their choices.  I may not agree with them, but I'm not in their skin and I don't experience their lives.  As long as they don't negatively impact me I truly believe in "live and let live."

I'm also one for rational application of law.  If drugs are illegal, take away caffeine, alcohol and nicotine.  Trying to say that other drugs are much worse is simply silly.

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Zookeeper wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I'm gonna sine yo' fuckin' pitty on the runny kine.

I honestly don't know what those words mean.  It sounds a little like an Irish dialect of Dhalish. 

I know someone who went to jail on drug charges and as a consequence lost her kid for a while.  But admittedly she wasn't as well-liked as you apparently are and was stupid enough to have a kid with someone who was dealing.  Not the case with you so I suppose the minor risk of getting busted is out-weighed by greater "benefit" of getting stoned.  I hope at least that someone else is watching the little ottoman while you are stoned.

Glad to to hear you are off the harder shit now.  I hope you and Mr. Sofie keep it together and he never tries to use your drug history against you.  Yeah, I know.  That would never happen.  I really do hope you're right.

This concludes the failed "piss them off enough to get voted off the island" portion of the show.  It's been fun.  Toodles.

Bon voyage. Have a great vacation.



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headkicker_girl wrote:

Also, I know that everyone experiences pain differently, and that for some with chronic pain drugs are the only thing that keeps them from offing themselves.

That's my fucking problem.  Oxycontin is fucking worth-less.  Weed, and - More effectively - Meth, work wonders on my pinched nerve; But, a-parently, people like Zookie don't want me to have those.

If I ever do get to the point that my only option seems to be to "blow my brains out," I'll be taking a few mouth-breathers out first.

Dmtdust wrote:

A real erm..... Drama Queen.  To the end.  urp.

Congratulations - You just "made" my "short-list."

"My Roisin Dubh is my one true love (Since we're a-parently doing the whole Irish thing to-night)"

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