#1 2007-11-02 14:40:10

Did they learn nothing from Larry Craig?

"Most everything that's occurring is nonverbal," said Sgt. Jeff Hoffman, supervisor of the criminal suppression team.

Offenders coughed or sneezed, tapped their feet, sometimes under the stall beside them, or made loud zipper noises to attract attention from others interested in engaging in sexual acts, Hoffman said.

If I was a dude, I'd never enter a stall.  It would be urinals from now on.

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#2 2007-11-02 14:45:44

kim

They all look so similar. Reminds me of that height difference in gay and straight men.
Hhmm ....

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#3 2007-11-02 14:54:27

headkicker_girl wrote:

If I was a dude, I'd never enter a stall.  It would be urinals from now on.

A simple smack on the wall of the stall and a grumbled 'fuck off' is enough to get them tapping in the other direction.

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#4 2007-11-02 14:54:42

kim wrote:

They all look so similar. Reminds me of that height difference in gay and straight men.
Hhmm ....

The comments are good too.  I'm loving the whole Floridians not understanding the difference between gay men and pedophiles.

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#5 2007-11-02 14:55:16

Offenders ... made loud zipper noises

I'm going to start doing that.  A small zipper mic and a boombox should do it.

Man, I *LOVE* the pics!!!  I was going to post one and make fun, but who could decide?

Oh all right.  I think I work with this guy:

http://www.news-journalonline.com/downloads/Halpin110207.jpg

(Hopefully they don't block hot-linking)

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#6 2007-11-02 15:14:39

kim

I can't believe one of them was in his 70's. I'm guessing he was the sex offender? Either way, a sting involving old, wrinkly, over weight, four-eyed men - on top of being in a public restroom - can it get any more awkwardly vivid?

"Dip me honey and throw me to the lesbians!"

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#7 2007-11-02 15:15:34

kim wrote:

They all look so similar.

This, ironically enough, does NOT apply to tits.  Seriously, just give the fuck up without them.

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/fightclub3.jpg

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#8 2007-11-02 16:53:24

Love the comments (Kill them! Cut off their dicks!) from the good people of Daytona Beach.  Florida is every bit as warped and disturbed as I remember it.

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#9 2007-11-02 17:24:05

Brett's Momma is on the warpath.

My son brett better not have been tuched by behringer or ill open a can of whoopass

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#10 2007-11-02 19:22:46

opsec wrote:

My son brett better not have been tuched by behringer or ill open a can of whoopass

Someone already opened a 55-gallon drum of ugly on the lot of them.

kim wrote:

They all look so similar. Reminds me of that height difference in gay and straight men.

Which is?

Actually, I suppose it takes a gay man (as opposed to "a village") to see the differences. Predominantly a bunch of older, white shlubs, yes, but what else do you expect for the area? One possible Hispanic, two under the age of 40, and a medley of bad facial hair choices (gossa lurv the first guy, who's practically drawing a roadmap to his mouth). They all have identical I'm-So-Busted Scowls. My bet is at least 7/9 are passive/bottoms, median income between $40 & 50K, high-school graduates (except for the teacher and commissioner, ostensibly).

I'd still put myself squarely in the >>BANG<< FUCK OFF crowd.

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