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choad · 2007-10-05 22:30:35

Or another Decadunce im-poster...

Cates · 2007-10-05 22:36:45

No. Cates. What's this about Cruel getting cunted in the cunt as of November 1? Has Rogers blown all his money on retro eyewear?

opsec · 2007-10-05 22:42:50

Why is Cates coming from Riverside California? Or should I just play along?

choad · 2007-10-05 22:47:39

Cates wrote:
No. Cates. What's this about Cruel getting cunted in the cunt as of November 1? Has Rogers blown all his money on retro eyewear?

Wave good-bye.

Cates · 2007-10-05 22:51:55

Good day, choad and Ops. Explanation of California: I've done a permanent bunk from the UK. I came here in July, was meant to be returning in September but didn't. I'm getting married later this month (having just got divorced -- no sense in messing about) and then getting Green Carded up the wazoo. All quite exciting. It's like Second Life but without the body odour and monitor tan.

Dmtdust · 2007-10-05 23:01:43

Cates wrote:
Good day, choad and Ops. Explanation of California: I've done a permanent bunk from the UK. I came here in July, was meant to be returning in September but didn't. I'm getting married later this month (having just got divorced -- no sense in messing about) and then getting Green Carded up the wazoo. All quite exciting. It's like Second Life but without the body odour and monitor tan.

Look at his blog for details... Woot!

George Orr · 2007-10-05 23:05:16

Cates wrote:
Explanation of California: I've done a permanent bunk from the UK. I came here in July, was meant to be returning in September but didn't.

Fucking immigrants, coming here and taking our jobs. And our women.

choad · 2007-10-05 23:09:46

George Orr wrote:
Fucking immigrants, coming here and taking our jobs. And our women.

Cates · 2007-10-05 23:16:37

I'm actually here on British government business. I've been given the job of teaching Americans how to spell and how to use the English language. It's an unpleasant job but somebody has to do it.

opsec · 2007-10-05 23:17:22

Forgive my skeptical nature, and welcome. So, the shit always smells less odorous on the other side of the puddle 'eh? While it's unnecessary to learn Real American English (not that many speak it anyway), learning Spanish may be useful.

EDIT OK, you beat me to that one, but we'll have no superfluous "u"s on this site!

Cates · 2007-10-05 23:19:52

I'm not sure what language I need to learn to survive here. All I know is that, if one more Starbucks employee misunderstands my order for hot, black tea, I'm going to start jumping over counters and shitting everywhere.

opsec · 2007-10-05 23:23:04

I'm going to start jumping over counters and shitting everywhere.

I think you'll fit in well over here.

Roger_That · 2007-10-06 09:18:16

Cates wrote:
I'm actually here on British government business. I've been given the job of teaching Americans how to spell and how to use the English language. It's an unpleasant job but somebody has to do it.

Now I think I'm sorry I sent him an email invite to this place. Bugger off, old chap!

I'm on my way to the UK as embassador to the American Dental Association armed with a ton of whitening toothpaste, some floss, and free dentures for everyone in the UK.

har har.

Roger_That · 2007-10-06 09:20:17

Cates wrote:
I'm not sure what language I need to learn to survive here. All I know is that, if one more Starbucks employee misunderstands my order for hot, black tea, I'm going to start jumping over counters and shitting everywhere.

God, thank god he's back. I just spit coffee out while I was reading that. Shit.

Try any good Japanese sushi house. They are great for good hot, black tea. Instead of that pussified Earl Gray and English Breakfast shite. At least it seems you don't mess it up by ruining it with loads of cream. It's meant to be enjoyed as is.