#1 2007-10-05 02:01:45
Choad asked me to launch the poll, our first!
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#2 2007-10-05 02:20:28
Taint wrote:
Choad asked me to launch the poll, our first!
Thank you!!!!
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#3 2007-10-05 02:21:44
choad wrote:
Taint wrote:
Choad asked me to launch the poll, our first!
Thank you!!!!
edit: Shit, the IPs are back. I'll fix that wagon.
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#5 2007-10-05 02:37:07
I'm watching a movie that lists "Featured Zombies". Pitchforks and torches are just part of the evening.
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#6 2007-10-05 08:13:58
Oh come on... he doesn't even show up that often.
Besides it's not like it would be hard to reign him in if need be. Heck, we already know where he lives.
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#7 2007-10-05 08:37:18
Roger_That wrote:
Oh come on... he doesn't even show up that often.
Besides it's not like it would be hard to reign him in if need be. Heck, we already know where he lives.
Go ahead, RT, the torch bearing villagers won't mind. I'm off to see the wizard. Sort 'em to your heart's desire. This lot is all yours!
Later...
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#8 2007-10-05 08:39:59
Hey, it really doesn't matter to me. I'm just putting my bid in for something to cause some fun and controversy.
But we can continue to enjoy the love-fest we were having at cruel...!
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#9 2007-10-05 08:50:19
Could someone NOT horse tell me what their reasons would be for blocking him? I was around etc etc but busy when this all went down and acted like one of Kitty Genovese's neighbors. Message me if you don't want to put it out on the forum and swell his head some more.
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#10 2007-10-05 09:05:26
Just go here:
http://horseonovich.blogspot.com
It explains everything. It's a long, long read, so have fun.
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#11 2007-10-05 11:05:55
Love him or hate him? Who cares. If a poster is clever and/or pertinent he or she has redeeming value. Horse almost always musters up one or both.
Last edited by Phreddy (2007-10-05 11:06:25)
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#12 2007-10-05 11:10:07
Along the lines of what Phreddy said, I will say this:
Never, since maybe DJ Little Andy, has such compelling humor resulted from the use/abuse of one single poster at Cruel.com. Sure, he was annoying. But look at all the fun we had at his expense! It was all of us in our finest hour...creating various IDs, creating spinoff blogs, sloshing about at DrudgeRetort.com, internet stalking of the Horse and his cronies, oh my...the list goes on.
Some of the funniest quotes I've seen on cruel have been results of poking fun at horse.
** NEWSFLASH **
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#13 2007-10-05 11:50:43
Dusty, I edited this for you. Use the [img] tags in the future, I'm not sure HTML works for everyone.
-- RT
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#14 2007-10-05 15:08:39
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#15 2007-10-05 12:33:59
Hey RT - Who was it exactly that penned the forever famous **NEWSFLASH**...?
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#16 2007-10-05 13:18:10
New York Jew wrote:
Hey RT - Who was it exactly that penned the forever famous **NEWSFLASH**...?
You've got me, j00b... I'm really not sure!
SPEAK UP, oh YEE WHO created the most infamous quote at cruel...
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#17 2007-10-05 13:23:36
**NEWSFLASH**
i did
Last edited by emily strange (2007-10-05 13:24:06)
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#18 2007-10-05 13:34:20
i did
That's not even remotely possible. Nice try.
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#19 2007-10-05 13:41:57
I thought Jew penned it?
Anyway, RT, you have to admit the thought of him wanting to come by and not being able to and stomping his hooves all over Avon is kinda fun.
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#20 2007-10-05 13:46:04
emily strange wrote:
**NEWSFLASH**
i did
Sorry, dear, emoticons don't count as quotes. And I'm afraid that despite your best efforts, you'll never surpass the horse at trolling.
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#21 2007-10-05 14:08:43
I think you're right it might have been Jew.
I'm checking with Rogers. I wish he'd just give us the archives. Oh woe, to have the archives...
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#22 2007-10-05 14:39:34
Roger_That wrote:
But look at all the fun we had at his expense! It was all of us in our finest hour...creating various IDs, creating spinoff blogs, sloshing about at DrudgeRetort.com, internet stalking of the Horse and his cronies, oh my...the list goes on.
Don't forget the Horse-Free Web Browser I released! It was hit back before Rogers added (and later removed I believe) the twit list feature.
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#23 2007-10-05 14:58:19
Hi ZOOKIE!
I miss your Horse-Free Browser. You should have made a logo for it...heh.
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#24 2007-10-05 15:29:25
Btw,
The answer to whom coined the "Newsflash" phrase is: Question.
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#25 2007-10-05 15:47:31
Stop calling me "Zookie". It makes me feel like a cheap Asian hooker.
Unless you would like to pay me for sex.
And if you do I'll make it free if I can take a shot at the legendary Puck-Star ®
Last edited by Zookeeper (2007-10-05 16:11:59)
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#26 2007-10-05 15:55:22
So what should I call you... Black Snake Moan?
Apparently that is some movie title. Go figure.
The Puckerstar is still off limits to all.
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#27 2007-10-05 16:00:53
Say, RT - Was Question a popular fellow? Clearly he had some word gift if he penned the brilliant and beloved **NEWSFLASH**.
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#28 2007-10-05 19:01:27
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#29 2007-10-05 16:03:26
Roger_That wrote:
The Puckerstar is still off limits to all.
Not from what I hear....
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#30 2007-10-05 16:03:52
New York Jew wrote:
Say, RT - Was Question a popular fellow? Clearly he had some word gift if he penned the brilliant and beloved **NEWSFLASH**.
Are you finally admitting to being Question?
That is the first step in taking credit for some of his rare brilliance (or hers).
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#31 2007-10-05 16:04:50
Dmtdust wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
The Puckerstar is still off limits to all.
Not from what I hear....
When you're in a drug induced haze all of the time, your hearing is likely questionable. Unless you heard it from the voices in your head...now them, I wouldn't doubt.
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#32 2007-10-05 16:05:17
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#33 2007-10-05 16:21:34
You might as well let him stay. I can think of several methods he could use to sneak back in, and he is a total pain when he is pissed off. I must be mellowing out in my old age, but I don’t loathe him the way I did a few years ago.
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#34 2007-10-05 16:54:24
I for one have always thought Question was in fact Cates.
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#35 2007-10-05 20:20:58
I love the “unbiased” nature of the poll. While I don’t love Horsey and High Street will not suck if he goes to the glue factory, he should be given a stun collar set to “kill” if he tries to fuck up the board. He hasn’t been a bastard at Cruel for several years now. I wasn’t freaked out by the greetings he sent me; the email address is one of several throwaway ones I use for correspondence where I don’t wish to reveal my real name. If there is more going on that those of us outside the administrative loop are unaware of, please clue us in so we can make fully informed decisions.
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#36 2007-10-05 20:37:27
Roger_That wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
The Puckerstar is still off limits to all.
Not from what I hear....
When you're in a drug induced haze all of the time, your hearing is likely questionable. Unless you heard it from the voices in your head...now them, I wouldn't doubt.
You always protest to much. You can't be that tense. The only person I met who was that tense was a hottie from Lebanon... off limits! Orgies were fine, but stay 'way from the sacred bunghole!!!
Give it up Woggah, and dilate!
Smiles
D
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#37 2007-10-05 20:40:32
fnord wrote:
I love the “unbiased” nature of the poll.
I share your discomfort.
he should be given a stun collar set to “kill” if he tries to fuck up the board.
Sounds good to me.
I wasn’t freaked out by the greetings he sent me; the email address is one of several throwaway ones I use for correspondence where I don’t wish to reveal my real name.
You've got the thickest skin here, Fnord.
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#38 2007-10-05 20:44:54
Zookeeper wrote:
Stop calling me "Zookie".
Token doesn't work for you, huh? Think I'll go hide behind Fnord now.
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#39 2007-10-05 21:01:06
New York Jew wrote:
I for one have always thought Question was in fact Cates.
Idiot. Everyone knows it was ventriloquist friend Dirckman.
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#40 2007-10-05 21:17:22
choad wrote:
Idiot. Everyone knows it was ventriloquist friend Dirckman.
Ah, Dirckman: Cruel-immortal, at least to me, for posting pictures of his prick dressed up in Barbie clothes.
Also, to a lesser extent, for his musings on how he'd like to one day murder a woman out of love. It was poetry, sheer semi-literate poetry.
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#41 2007-10-05 21:33:09
choad wrote:
Zookeeper wrote:
Stop calling me "Zookie".
Token doesn't work for you, huh? Think I'll go hide behind Fnord now.
Hey come on now, I blame comcast's pay per view list of movies, which I happened to be viewing when I was writing that post!
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#42 2007-10-05 21:34:01
Btw, I am going to go dredge up Cates.
Rumor has it he's engaged to a girl in LA and giving up his pommeydom to be a yank.
Tsk Tsk.
Paging Cates to the White Courtesy Phone!!
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#43 2007-10-05 21:57:00
I have his email in L.A. if you need it.
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#44 2007-10-05 21:57:34
Why was Horsey banned? What did he do?
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#45 2007-10-06 00:41:05
Dmtdust wrote:
Why was Horsey banned? What did he do?
There are a finite number of ones and zeros in the universed. Once they are all gone they're gone. It simply isn't right wasting any of them on Horse.
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#46 2007-10-06 03:59:54
Someone needs to explain to me why this creature still matters.
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#47 2007-10-06 09:15:52
I emailed Cates, he said he would be by (if he hasn't already). He said he has a bit of time on his hands at the current moment so may enjoy playing here.
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#48 2007-10-06 09:37:58
Roger_That wrote:
I emailed Cates, he said he would be by (if he hasn't already).
Yep, wouldn't show us his green card.
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#49 2007-10-07 07:29:43
Yeah, ban his ass. After the way he came in here all "Hello to one and all!" Thats bullshit.We don't have to put up with that. Folks, Horse hasn't been out of control in a long, long time. You invite new trolls yet ban your oldest most deserving troll ever. Cruel is truly dead.This place seems to just be the dinner after the funeral.And no, I am not Horse with another account name.
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#50 2007-10-07 08:12:28
gravely wrote:
Folks, Horse hasn't been out of control in a long, long time.
At least not for a couple days. Curiously, the IP on this broken record orginates just north of Westchester. I don't care anymore. Anyone?
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