#1 2008-10-17 14:42:49
Why? No idea. Maybe Grampa dropped a dookie in her dil-hole.
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#2 2008-10-17 15:02:15
Wilber, are you Satan?
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#3 2008-10-17 15:53:12
George Orr wrote:
Satan
I have seen enough evil in my time; WilberCuntLicker is not way near a xrisdtisn [i][sic[s][/1] fuck op/
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#4 2008-10-17 15:55:25
I will never have an erection again.
Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-10-17 15:55:41)
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#5 2008-10-17 16:15:41
George Orr wrote:
Wilber, are you Satan?
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
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#6 2008-10-17 16:16:29
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I will never have an erection again.
Little boys everywhere - rejoice!
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#7 2008-10-17 16:27:59
what is a sapientum and what is it doing in your ear? and what does that have to do with you being Satan?
(fucking Jesuit school finally paying off!)
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#8 2008-10-17 16:28:28
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I will never have an erection again.
Little boys everywhere - rejoice!
Just cause the Son of God likes to take it up the ass from hot Asian bitches with strapons (preferably in front of a mirror so I can see their titties shake) doesn't make Him a pedophile.
The best is when you get one who's lactating and you put strap wrenches on her boobs so she's spurting baby food on your back.
Real men get their sex toys at hardware stores.
Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-10-17 16:32:23)
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#9 2008-10-17 16:52:01
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Real men get their sex toys at hardware stores.
This needs to be a bumper sticker.
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#10 2008-10-17 16:58:02
orangeplus wrote:
what is a sapientum and what is it doing in your ear? and what does that have to do with you being Satan?
Mu!
Last edited by WilberCuntLicker (2008-10-17 16:59:00)
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#11 2008-10-17 17:17:04
orangeplus wrote:
what is a sapientum and what is it doing in your ear? and what does that have to do with you being Satan?
It's the punch line to a ridiculous joke that my mother has always loved:
"Mister, why have you got that banana in your ear?"
"I can't hear you, son, I've got a banana in my ear."
It's very Wilber.
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#12 2008-10-17 17:19:06
George Orr wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Real men get their sex toys at hardware stores.
This needs to be a bumper sticker.
Or an Ace commercial w/ John Madden
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#13 2008-10-17 17:48:19
I am not going to look at that, oh no, oh no, oh no.
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#14 2008-10-17 22:26:56
George Orr wrote:
Wilber, are you Satan?
Actually, he's Cthulhu.
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#15 2008-10-17 22:31:44
Cthulhu'sCunt wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Wilber, are you Satan?
Actually, he's Cthulhu.
This affiliate thing seems to be doing its job.
Tentacled spread shot or GTFO.
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#16 2008-10-17 22:49:15
Wilber, I just want you to know I almost lost my supper and my evening meds while watching that.
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#17 2008-10-17 22:53:28
Cthulhu'sCunt wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Wilber, are you Satan?
Actually, he's Cthulhu.
Hey beautiful - nice to know you're watching. Didn't think you were the speaking sort.
Be careful here...they don't understand our Ancient Ways.
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#18 2008-10-17 22:55:13
fnord wrote:
Wilber, I just want you to know I almost lost my supper and my evening meds while watching that.
We should start a weight-loss thread.
We could charge money.
If we marketed it with sincerity, we could all get rich.
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#19 2008-10-19 06:58:48
Cthulhu'sCunt wrote:
Actually, he's Cthulhu.
Dude, it took long enough to convince most of us that you weren't equine in nature. This is not going to help.
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#20 2008-10-19 12:44:24
Decadence wrote:
Cthulhu'sCunt wrote:
Actually, he's Cthulhu.
Dude, it took long enough to convince most of us that you weren't equine in nature. This is not going to help.
Can I help it? I don't control the Interwebs. And just so you know, I haven't been allowed sockpuppets here since Dear Old CuntWeasle tried mixing e and acid.
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