#2 2007-10-25 14:14:41
I blame Ambien. They'll train their staff on how to deal with unconscious, wandering nudists (Solution: Do not sleep in the buff, away from home...you know how nasty those sheets are, anyway), but you can bet your ass they'll charge them for consuming the contents of the minifridge.
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#3 2007-10-25 14:25:21
Yeah, who sleeps naked in hotel sheets anyhow? And I always throw that comforter off immediately with as minimal contact to my hand as possible...
Try bringing a blacklight with you to a hotel and run it over the comforter...
nasty shit there.
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#4 2007-10-25 14:26:42
Damn Scotty. I just asshatted myself.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to that search function.
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#5 2007-10-25 16:45:50
The advice includes keeping a supply of towels in reception to help preserve a guest's dignity.
Oh yeah, you *definitely* want to preserve that. Lots of dignity at risk of being lost.
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#6 2007-10-25 17:51:24
Something tells me that a bunch of hotel flashers found a handy excuse. You'd think Travelodge would have figured it out by now.
http://www.dickflash.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=22417
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