scsotdc wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

Ok, now that we are fessing up:

I am really Meg Kelso.

I call shenanigans on this.  I have been to Meg Kelso's house.  I have pictures.  You, ma'am, are no Meg Kelso.

Not the brightest bulb in the ceiling is he...

I forgot.  When I was on a certain boat race that ended up in Norfolk, I managed to get out to nearby Hampton Roads. 

I have stood on the front lawn of Lady Smurgles, and lived to tell the story.

It was impromptu, so I didn't have a camera with to take pics.

Memmmmmmmmmmmmoriessssssssss alllll aloneeeeeee in the MOOOOONLIGHT....

scsotdc wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

scsotdc wrote:

I call shenanigans on this.  I have been to Meg Kelso's house.  I have pictures.  You, ma'am, are no Meg Kelso.

Not the brightest bulb in the ceiling is he...

I hope you weren't taking me seriously.  That was too good an opportunity to pass up without a small joke.

I was joking!  No, *I* was joking!  Noooooo...I WAS joking!!

(fingers pointing back and forth...)

Hi George!

PS Carpal Tunnel Surgery isn't bad at all.  And the drugs are grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

Hi Woggah!

You appear to be typing a lot better today.

On Monday I'll be off on another (motherfucking) business trip and won't have internet access for at least three days...Y'all be good, and be patient with me when I get back, because I'll have a lot of catch-up reading to do.  And yes, that will be my second priority (reunion-fuck with Husband™ being the first.  I'm sure you understand).

emily strange wrote:

one of my alter-egos is headkicker girl.

yeah.

Dmtdust wrote:

I burrowed into Rcades SQL database and extracted everyones ISP info.  M'bad.

AHAHAH awesome!

Back in the bad old dead horse beating days, Tom boasted about stealing library books from his local library on more than one occasion. I despise a rat more than most, but my vision of Horsey's next attempt to check books out at the local library was too hilarious to prevent me from forwarding the confession to his local branch(es). At a later date, in another satisfying admission of idiocy, Horse did fess up to some recent awkwardness at the library. Fingers crossed that library privileges were revoked in person. And maybe word made it back to the Hudson Valley Writer's Association, probably a tight community up yonder.

Author:      horseonovich      
Posted:     2003-09-24; 10:41:31
Topic:     For Gemini, the Librarian
Msg #:     51027 (in response to 51018)

name1,

In addition to what i did back then... Well, I am also an amateur collector of books (not for their value, except to me). Sometimes, when I can't find a great edition of a book I want to own, I will locate one at a library, check it out, then promptly say I lost the fucker. They only charge market value (oftentimes less than what I'd pay from a rare book dealer) --- It's just that there's the problem of the glued in library shit. Ah well, I am not a reselling collector after all....

Author:             horseonovich      
Posted:     2003-09-24; 08:44:27
Msg #:     51003 (in response to 50957)

"I tell the librarians not to try to argue with robbers," Hathaway said.

Sound advice for librarians on the front line, indeed.

Amusing aside: When I was a kid growing up, I loved some books so much I wanted them for myself. Couldn't get the big ones down your pants (this was before electronic detector devices) so I would just drop them out the second story window onto the grass, then pick them up later. I may still have one or two of these little gems....

(No, Achilles, NOT Harlan Ellison --- I think they are Lord Dunsany plays, and a story collection)

Since at the time I had adopted Horse as my own personal idiot boy and we had an excellent thing going, I'm pretty sure I was on his short list of culprits.

How's 'bout that drink now, Tom? Try rubbin' that one off between yo man-titties.

Last edited by lechero (2007-10-19 21:35:24)

Dirckman wrote:

I shared my penis, but not a photo of it blowing its load.....

The night is young, Dirck.

Hey Lech, did you ever get any response from the Library???

lechero wrote:

Hey Lech, did you ever get any response from the Library???

You don't think I'd tell them how to respond to Tom's ole pal Lechero now, do ya?

Well I would have figured you would have used a "fake" email contact...for replying purposes...and masked your IP.  Eh.  I would have wanted to see a response if any.

Fnord!   Miscegenation!

I posted a bunch of crap. That won't change.

Dusty, WTF?  You're ruining a perfectly good thread...

Hmm... ok, that is weird.

Interesting.

Yeah, I thought something was up, as your pic replies looked like they might have went better with my "Nigger Soap" picture...

I thought maybe the drugs were fucking with me (or you).

Zookeeper wrote:

Beautiful lechero!  Just beautiful!

Seconded.  I splurted coffee.

NYJ wrote:

I thought aHat was Decadence.

No, 'twas not I.  I'm fairly certain that CaptAhat was not an alternate personality of anybody's.

As I was - As you may recall - the "Kinder Crueler," I've no confessions in regards to Cruel;  So, I'll not be sharing any of my own prior misdeeds until the Retort is shut-down (Hi, Niceville!  Smooches!).

Decadence wrote:

NYJ wrote:

I thought aHat was Decadence.

No, 'twas not I.  I'm fairly certain that CaptAhat was not an alternate personality of anybody's.

CaptAhat, you may remember, started out as CaptAhab until 'someone' pointed out he couldn't even remember the details of Melville's story. Yes, I am trying to flush him out, in case he's lurking.

Zookeeper wrote:

Hmmm...  I bare my soul and Rogers emails me saying he doesn't even remember the episode with our dashing young "Super Genius from Outer Space".  Did I dream all that?

Nope, I do remember all of that.  I never guessed it was someone faking being that guy, it seemed right on track for his normal behaviour.

Zookeeper wrote:

Hmmm...  I bare my soul and Rogers emails me saying he doesn't even remember the episode with our dashing young "Super Genius from Outer Space".  Did I dream all that?

No. Rogers has a selective memory.

choad wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

So you will never really know whether or not I was joking when I said I was Horseonovich.

Even when the odds are several billion to one?

Well, you can't figure out that I'm not, you fookin' dolt, so what good is your opinion?  It's not so much that I care what you think, it's just that I ask that you do think from time to time. 

By the way, nice try baiting me through the email system.  Whoever you're dealing with here, it ain't Ged.

Last edited by Montecore (2007-10-20 11:45:54)

choad wrote:

Trot lightly, dude.

* Chuckles softly *

"I am Horse!  And so is my wife!"