#1 2007-10-19 09:47:54
Cruel.com is now but a memory. I thought it might be time for some of us to come clean on our cruel miss-deeds during our tenure in the dysfunctional family that Rogers birthed. Multiple user accounts. Psycho-baiting gone bad. All that evil stuff that you never owned up to on Cruel.com. I've got one of my own that I have not owned up to but maybe the time has come (now that Rogers can't ban me from his site for it). So I'll start out:
[Redacted]
Whew! It sure feels good to get that off my chest. The mob will be forming promptly at 10 PM outside my home tonight. Torches, pitchforks and child care will be provided.
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#2 2007-10-19 10:10:14
HAH AHHAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAH ok.
My confession isn't really a big secret. I baited Meg alot (mostly after he came after Roger's wife). It was my sick obsession... if you haven't noticed, I was still baiting her over here.
There is another confession that I will never make in public, due to possible legal repercussions. I will just leave you all with that.
I think all of my alter egos are pretty well known. Or I have forgotten about them by now.
Oh, I am responsible for finding DJLilAndy's personal info, and passing it on to Ptah who promptly called his mommy. I think that wasn't a secret either.
Oh well.
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#3 2007-10-19 10:25:04
It is very very hard for me to admit this, but....
...I had more than one screen name.
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#4 2007-10-19 10:38:57
Roger_That wrote:
There is another confession that I will never make in public, due to possible legal repercussions. I will just leave you all with that.
Smitty you #^@!$ tease!
Tell me in private and I promise not to ever breath a word of it.
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#5 2007-10-19 10:42:34
New York Jew wrote:
It is very very hard for me to admit this, but....
...I had more than one screen name.
Not good enough. We need a list.
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#6 2007-10-19 10:49:22
New York Jew wrote:
It is very very hard for me to admit this, but....
...I had more than one screen name.
Come on Jew. We know some of them. Share...it's all over now.
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#7 2007-10-19 10:59:34
Zookie, I don't know how you could bear to not say something.
Oh, yeah I do...you almost got that guy fired! Good work!
In a world where that test said you're neutral and Fnord's good (he erased the post to maintain his street cred), while Rog and I are evil....
Sheesh, what hope do we have, Rog?
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#8 2007-10-19 11:01:41
My confession: I feel like such a Pollyanna in the company of truly evil people like yourselves.
I'd love to confess to some Cruel sin, or at least an alter ego; but sadly, I'm not technically savvy enough to hunt down people's meat-space identities. (Not that I would.) And I've never seen the point of faking a persona on a message board. However, I admire Roger's ability to do that--her "Roland" drove me crazy, and if she hadn't fessed up I would never have suspected he was her.
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#9 2007-10-19 11:05:12
George Orr wrote:
My confession: I feel like such a Pollyanna in the company of truly evil people like yourselves.
I'd love to confess to some Cruel sin, or at least an alter ego; but sadly, I'm not technically savvy enough to hunt down people's meat-space identities. (Not that I would.) And I've never seen the point of faking a persona on a message board. However, I admire Roger's ability to do that--her "Roland" drove me crazy, and if she hadn't fessed up I would never have suspected he was her.
AHHAHAHAHAHAH I forgot allll about that! AHHAHAHA oh yeah. That was fun. I spent inordinate amounts of time laughing. I think even Rogers enjoyed it.
The reasoning behind it was the kick you get out of seeing how many people you can fool.
Oh also, Viva la France was Ptah/Pooporn/Hetero
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#10 2007-10-19 11:07:22
Roger_That wrote:
Oh also, Viva la France was Ptah/Pooporn/Hetero
That is no secret. Ptah was not nearly as good at cloaking his style/personality as you are.
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#11 2007-10-19 11:11:11
sofaking wrote:
Zookie, I don't know how you could bear to not say something.
Rogers had to take down the site and scrub all reference to the bozo from the database. It was almost "the last straw" for the site. I really did feel like shit and wanted to come clean but to be honest, I didn't know how Rogers would react. He knows who I am in meatspace and he could have told the psycho who I was. I don't really think he would have done that but I was feeling kind of paranoid after things got out of hand. So I contributed to Rogers' beer fund, encouraged others to follow suit and held my tongue after that. I almost posted a confession a couple times but chickened out both times.
Oh, yeah I do...you almost got that guy fired! Good work!
I question whether or not he really had a job. Posts about him elsewhere on the net suggested he had been shit-canned before after one of his net-erruptions.
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#12 2007-10-19 11:15:43
OK, now for the real revelation. I am Horseonovich. It was a real labor of love masking my true identity, creating other sub-identities, baiting my real identity, etc. It finally got old and I pretended that Horse had a girlfriend so he would have an excuse for not posting so often. I may duck in again as Horse just for old time's sake. I promise not to beak character.
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#13 2007-10-19 11:17:01
Zookeeper wrote:
OK, now for the real revelation. I am Horseonovich. It was a real labor of love masking my true identity, creating other sub-identities, baiting my real identity, etc. It finally got old and I pretended that Horse had a girlfriend so he would have an excuse for not posting so often. I may duck in again as Horse just for old time's sake. I promise not to beak character.
If this is true, pop online and message me. Then I'll believe it. From the proper ID. "Horse" knows which ID this is.
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#14 2007-10-19 11:19:35
Ok, now that we are fessing up:
I am really Meg Kelso.
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#15 2007-10-19 11:21:57
I drew pictures of the She-Hulk naked for my own sexual gratification. Wish I still had them.
Outing the real name of users for their misdeeds and pranks would be pretty vile. I wasn't tempted to do that. Besides, I grew up on Mr. Rogers. (Not sexually.) I found the identity of the Smurgles woman and Missythrope when those cat fanciers were tormenting Cruel over Bonsai Kitten. I didn't out either one, and in the latter case I found pictures of her dancing on the web in a ridiculous poodle skirt and leotards. I could have fed her to you guys and it would've been awe inspiring.
The way I caught them was particularly demented. Smurgles was complaing to free web hosts over Bonsai Kitten mirrors. I created a free web host in Russia, put Bonsai up, then waited for her to complain. She did -- complete with her name, address, and phone number. Missythrope had a private guestbook on her site. I posted a comment there with an embedded GIF on my server, then compared the hits on that GIF to hits on Cruel's message board. Why I went to these lengths, when I lack the mantackle to reveal the information, is a mystery.
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#16 2007-10-19 11:25:50
Well I am not as chaste as you, Rogers. I found Angie by a bunch of sleuthing thanks to all of the hints she posted about her location and what not. From everything I gathered about her, I was able to locate her house and match the pic she posted on her site, to the pic posted on the public records for taxation down in Hampton Roads. Then it was easy to find her full name, address, phone # etc. Ptah made the mistake of actually posting the map to her house on cruel. I then joined in calling her by her real name. That was fun!
I barely remember Missythrope. She was ending right as I came around.
Sheila/Angrylioness was my biggest reveal. From information that was garnered, I was able to find out that she was not only Sheila Austin, but Windspirit, KitKat, and about 3 other identities on cruel. She went all haywire and tried to threaten a bunch of people because we figured out her games. Hmm.
That was so much fun...
(Yeah, I"m not really Meg Kelso)
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#17 2007-10-19 11:27:32
Why I went to these lengths, when I lack the mantackle to reveal the information, is a mystery.
JESUS ROGERS! You had a photo of her in a poodle skirt and LEOTARDS and you didn't SHARE???????????????????
Please tell me you still have them. Come on. Share now!
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#18 2007-10-19 11:30:31
Rcade, check your private mail.
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#19 2007-10-19 11:33:02
Zookie... proof or stop pulling legs!
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#20 2007-10-19 11:33:53
OK, since we are all coming clean, I had about 20 alter-IDs. I can't remember most of them, though if I fire up an old laptop I may have a list.
The obvious:
Decadunce and Bag of Cocks.
Also, Horseonovitch, _Horseonovich, Question, Rcadesmom (or something like that.)
When Meg Kelso returned using a name or two that consisted of the letters in Meg Kelso rearranged...um...those were me.
Dirkman (not the real Dirckman.)
Many many many more.
Also, if you google Horseonovich and note how he posts all over the internet debasing himself...well...I won't claim responsibility for that, as Horse remains the cunt of all cunts.
*EDIT* Oh yeah - I was also Top Poster.
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#21 2007-10-19 11:37:27
No surprises there, Jew. I'm saddened...
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#22 2007-10-19 11:39:53
Sorry to disappoint. I know I used many more, some to interesting effect, but it was early in my tenure and I have forgotten them.
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#23 2007-10-19 11:41:24
I'm more interested in hearing Rcade's confessions. I would like to think he did a few good behind the scenes edits...
eh. well.
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#24 2007-10-19 11:42:05
oh, PS: Jew:
When do i get to see the pic of the Cala Lillies?
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#25 2007-10-19 11:45:07
After I shared my Martins, I was too exhausted to do any more.
I have blown my load.
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#26 2007-10-19 11:53:44
New York Jew wrote:
After I shared my Martins, I was too exhausted to do any more.
I have blown my load.
Useless hebe...
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#27 2007-10-19 11:56:11
Who posted as my Catholic grandmother and the Atomic Clock to let me know my 15 minutes of fame were up? Those were two of my favorites.
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#28 2007-10-19 12:04:04
Other than reporting some annoying troll to his employer for using the computers at some McCollege down in Texas (was it Texas?), I was incredibly well-behaved. Kinda sad, I guess.
And now I have to leave because I have a class and I don't want to be late.
Still sad. Damn.
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#29 2007-10-19 12:07:09
I feel violated. You mean some of you aren't who you said you were. Gawd, it's like finding out your girlfriend is a transexual who has been kicking your ass by playing from the red tees.
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#30 2007-10-19 12:12:42
Other than being a major irritant to horse and monte, I was mostly a minor irritant to everyone else.
I did inadvertently bring the server to it's knees with the tsunami post (for some reason Google top ranked the thread).
Not much of a legacy, but I do cringe at some of the stupid shit I probably posted. Burn the bound archives please.
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#31 2007-10-19 12:25:28
rcade wrote:
Who posted as my Catholic grandmother and the Atomic Clock to let me know my 15 minutes of fame were up? Those were two of my favorites.
I was your grandmother. I can't claim atomic clock.
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#32 2007-10-19 13:05:37
Phreddy wrote:
I feel violated. You mean some of you aren't who you said you were. Gawd, it's like finding out your girlfriend is a transexual who has been kicking your ass by playing from the red tees.
But how did you feel about the blowjobs?
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#33 2007-10-19 13:51:08
Roger_That wrote:
Zookie... proof or stop pulling legs!
I never pull legs. I do however frequently lift one...
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#34 2007-10-19 13:52:04
Zookeeper wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Zookie... proof or stop pulling legs!
I never pull legs. I do however frequently lift one...
Well your "I am Horse" joke was pretty lame...
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#35 2007-10-19 13:55:41
Roger_That wrote:
Zookeeper wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Zookie... proof or stop pulling legs!
I never pull legs. I do however frequently lift one...
Well your "I am Horse" joke was pretty lame...
Made you look!
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#36 2007-10-19 14:00:42
headkicker_girl wrote:
Phreddy wrote:
I feel violated. You mean some of you aren't who you said you were? Gawd, it's like finding out your girlfriend is a transexual who has been kicking your ass by playing from the red tees.
But how did you feel about the blowjobs?
Well, I know it's confession time, but I'm not ready to go there yet.
Hey, who was AssHat? I thought that was NYJ.
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#37 2007-10-19 14:09:01
True confessions, false confessions, all very interesting. And in keeping with the Cruel tradition, all completely unreliable. I now confess that like G.O. I have had only one identity, with one small lapse. I have merely sprinkled spices, green leafy herbs, and occasionally iron filings, into the gumbo. I am not Scotty of Phreddy, although they would be appropriate counter-fleds. Fnord would be pushing it over the edge and I don't want to go there.
This cult of impostors, this nest of artifice, what to make of its crosscurrents and chaos?
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
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#38 2007-10-19 14:17:01
Phreddy wrote:
Hey, who was AssHat? I thought that was NYJ.
Actually, I registered Asshat years ago (somewhere around '98 or '99 I'd guess) back when I was still a cube dweller. One morning I got bored and decided to create an alternate ID to piss people off. At that time "asshat" simply meant dumb shit. It was also before I was aware of the IP Check feature on Cruel. I created the ID and posted a link to the Teletubbies site (which succeeded to piss someone off - I think Smitty). Someone asked why Asshat's IP was the same as Zookeeper and I offered the excuse that asshat was a clueless coworker of mine with the same corporate IP. I then promptly forgot the password for Asshat and the ID fell out of use.
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#39 2007-10-19 14:23:16
And Capt. AHat?
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#40 2007-10-19 14:25:30
Zookeeper wrote:
Someone asked why Asshat's IP was the same as Zookeeper and I offered the excuse that asshat was a clueless coworker of mine with the same corporate IP. I then promptly forgot the password for Asshat and the ID fell out of use.
Slowly but surely we extract the truth. Cathartic eh?
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#41 2007-10-19 14:34:48
Fled wrote:
And Capt. AHat?
Ahat is Ahat and no one else that I am aware of.
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#42 2007-10-19 14:39:00
I have never been to 89th and Amsterdam, intentionally.
I am the author of:
"**NEWS FLASH** I am a self loathing loser. I HATE myself, and my putrid fat body. I have no friends. I take out my frustrations on a tag board. I think people like me there, because I am delusional. I have tongued my mother's gaping anus, and savored the ooze." - Horseonovich
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#43 2007-10-19 14:40:21
I thought aHat was Decadence.
**WTF is with 60 seconds between posts. Phuleese.
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#44 2007-10-19 14:49:17
I touched myself to thoughts of Cherry Vanilla...Oh and to that image of the puffy festering cunt used to lead nOObs of Cruel to the "Rules." (GAA!! that was a nasty image...anyone got it laying around?)
Good times...good times...
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#45 2007-10-19 14:51:02
New York Jew wrote:
I have never been to 89th and Amsterdam, intentionally.
I am the author of:
"**NEWS FLASH** I am a self loathing loser. I HATE myself, and my putrid fat body. I have no friends. I take out my frustrations on a tag board. I think people like me there, because I am delusional. I have tongued my mother's gaping anus, and savored the ooze." - Horseonovich
Well yeah, I knew that (the last part) because I knew you were Question. Btw, I am the Question on here... I just wanted to get to the username first.
I plan to take a pic on the corner of 89th and Amsterdam next time I'm there, which should be in a few weeks.
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#46 2007-10-19 14:59:26
Look and see what is at the infamous address -- a bunch of horse mounters.
http://www.nyc-architecture.com/UWS/UWS036.htm
In truth, I understand the Academy is closed and much glue has been made.
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#47 2007-10-19 15:00:50
I think that's why Jew used the address as a potential address to meet Horse for a real life beat down...
I just wanted to take a pic of my own...
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#48 2007-10-19 16:22:04
Terrific, wait until I have to stay away to start something good.
I had more multiple personalities than I can possibly remember, but only one I'm sure Rogers didn't know because she actually reached the front page. Once. The day Rogers pulled the plug. Suzie rarely posted more than two words, and those were in the subject line.
I 'mistakenly' delivered an empty pizza box to Horsey's door and I met Tommy's mommie.
So I was just another besotted dink competing with Horseonovich -and- Fled for G.O.'s affections? Fuck a duck.
A Nanny Ogg post originally drew me to cruel when I ego-googled an ancient alias and long out-of-print novels I ghost wrote for more established authors 20+ years ago. George was my fan club of ONE.
No, I won't. Hell will freeze over first. Opsec, we can enlist Meg's help if we must, but those bound archives must go!
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#49 2007-10-19 16:37:40
Roger_That wrote:
Ok, now that we are fessing up:
I am really Meg Kelso.
I call shenanigans on this. I have been to Meg Kelso's house. I have pictures. You, ma'am, are no Meg Kelso.
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#50 2007-10-19 16:44:58
While we are confessing, I used to be a White, now I'm a Scientologist. Xenu!
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