#2 2008-06-20 11:10:46
I read this last night and wasn't entirely sure what to make of it. When our own "readiness exercises" are classified matters of national security, I find it odd that anyone should make a big deal of Israel's, especially when Iran has been so overtly hostile. Iran has already responded by issuing as statement about a "slap in the face" to BOTH the United States and Israel. They seem to operate on the premise that we grant permission for other countries' war games (I'm not being naive, we probably do, but this is more about political affiliations than our largesse with Israeli posturing).
Think about it this way: We're already arguably over-engaged in Afghanistan and Iraq. With the amount of back-channel bitchery over Iran's nuclear program, I think the current regime (ours) would consider itself well served to let Israel do its dirty work with Iran. We could even condemn a bombing run if it manages to wreck an enrichment facility and, say, also take out a bus of orphan girls that just happened to be parked nearby.
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#3 2008-06-20 12:34:55
pALEPHx wrote:
It may be good that you can express your feelings so verbosely.
I just found humor in this information. It seems I can not/will not ride sides... ftw.
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#4 2008-06-20 12:47:04
MSG Tripps wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
It may well be good that you can express your feelings so verbosely.
I just found humor in this information. It seems I can not/will not ride sides... ftw.
Yes. There's this thing, called the Internet, which I just discovered. On it, people congregate at message boards, where they write words, often for the sake of communicating their opinions, just as they would in any other medium. It's remarkable. You should give it a try.
Be somewhat careful, tho. Not everyone you meet will communicate in the exact manner you desire, or for your exclusive amusement. And when one posts things to these "forums," I've found that others may respond in a vast number of ways. Have a terrific day!
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#5 2008-06-20 12:53:47
Fuck em all. I'm tired of all the dumb-ass posturing and strutting and talking shit. We all know that all of this bullshit boils down to a bunch of elected officials (Israeli, American, Iranian and European) using the threat of nuclear war or invasion and occupation as a means of shoring up their domestic political support. The same reason why we invaded Iraq. I want someone to just go ahead and do it. I know, I know, call me heartless. All those bus-loads of orphans and legions of olive skinned peoples half a world a way, some European public transport riders, perhaps a few dozen US freeway commuters will all pay the ultimate price for what is for me, the same sort of annoyance I get when a TV show has gone into reruns and I want the new season to start.
But FUCK man, I'm sick of this shit. Let's just Nuke the middle east and be done with it. It's the holy land, let's give it back to god. Nuclear Air Mail. Since they are all correct and righteous, they'll all go their heavens and their just rewards (Except the orthodox Jews, they just die; but they'll stop bitching, and who can deny the goodness of that?) It's a good deal all around.
It's time to shit or get off the pot. I say we should shit! We should shit from Lahore to the Atlas Mountains, from Mazar-i-Sharif to Abuja. Lets get the Russians involved, in return for letting them gas Grozny, we both do away with our staggering nuclear aresenals by wiping out the cradle of the worlds great monotheistic religions, and all the land for thousands of miles around it. Just to be sure.
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#6 2008-06-20 12:56:59
pALEPHx wrote:
What the fuck's your problem mate? Not enough? Too much? Heart on sleeve?
It may be good that.... That is a kill shot if ever I've seen one....
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#7 2008-06-20 12:58:28
I curse this thread with pork
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#8 2008-06-20 13:11:22
MSG Tripps wrote:
What the fuck's your problem mate?
I said have a terrific day. Now have it! Have it now! Have it all! No backsies!
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#9 2008-06-20 13:26:12
orangeplus wrote:
Fuck em all. I'm tired of all the dumb-ass posturing and strutting and talking shit. We all know that all of this bullshit boils down to a bunch of elected officials (Israeli, American, Iranian and European) using the threat of nuclear war or invasion and occupation as a means of shoring up their domestic political support. The same reason why we invaded Iraq. I want someone to just go ahead and do it. I know, I know, call me heartless. All those bus-loads of orphans and legions of olive skinned peoples half a world a way, some European public transport riders, perhaps a few dozen US freeway commuters will all pay the ultimate price for what is for me, the same sort of annoyance I get when a TV show has gone into reruns and I want the new season to start.
But FUCK man, I'm sick of this shit. Let's just Nuke the middle east and be done with it. It's the holy land, let's give it back to god. Nuclear Air Mail. Since they are all correct and righteous, they'll all go their heavens and their just rewards (Except the orthodox Jews, they just die; but they'll stop bitching, and who can deny the goodness of that?) It's a good deal all around.
It's time to shit or get off the pot. I say we should shit! We should shit from Lahore to the Atlas Mountains, from Mazar-i-Sharif to Abuja. Lets get the Russians involved, in return for letting them gas Grozny, we both do away with our staggering nuclear aresenals by wiping out the cradle of the worlds great monotheistic religions, and all the land for thousands of miles around it. Just to be sure.
I suggest you give up masturbation and try to establish a real relationship with a sentient being.
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#10 2008-06-20 13:40:11
orangeplus wrote:
I curse this thread with pork
I'll see your pork, and raise you a Rabbi.
(at 3:15)
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#11 2008-06-20 14:01:32
pALEPHx wrote:
No backsies!
This is foxtrot tango whiskey
Repeat last message
Over
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#13 2008-06-20 14:29:15
orangeplus wrote:
I curse this thread with pork
Was that hickory-smoked bacon?
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#14 2008-06-20 15:19:28
orangeplus wrote:
I curse this thread with pork
That’s the most detailed fetish group I’ve ever become aware of. Jewish father-son martial arts pork sex? How do they find partners? Craigslist? Specialized bars?
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#15 2008-06-20 21:02:07
Dmtdust wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
Fuck em all. I'm tired of all the dumb-ass posturing and strutting and talking shit. ...
I suggest you give up masturbation and try to establish a real relationship with a sentient being.
You know since I came to be I was told I lived under the threat of nuclear war being just a breath away. And then when it didn't happen and as the transitory and naiive jubillation at the ending of the Cold War wore off I found I was kinda bummed.
So I can grok Orange's sentiments. Plus it is a seething, pasturizing temperature out. A woozy, relentless, pounding heat that lays bare the basest of human nature and I am in no mood to see beyong the craven longings of the worlds teeming masses.
So as proliferation is inevitable and eventually someone is going smoke 'em if they got 'em, I say lets just get it over with and bring it on. We will all feel better in the morning when we stop having to worry about it and just deal.
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#16 2008-06-20 21:44:47
Will you be sharing any of those?
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#17 2008-06-20 21:45:13
whosasailorthen wrote:
I'll see your pork, and raise you a Rabbi.
I've never liked Woody, but when he doesn't appear on screen it can be good.
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#18 2008-06-20 21:56:53
MX - we hardly knew ye
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#19 2008-06-20 22:02:18
ftw
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#20 2008-06-20 22:09:53
America could give them enough intell so they may succeed.
Why should they?
Edit:
I must say I never had a decent relationship with any official Israeli mission. The lobby still appears very strong.
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#21 2008-06-20 22:13:38
hedgewizard wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
I'll see your pork, and raise you a Rabbi.
I've never liked Woody, but when he doesn't appear on screen it can be good.
That's probably my favorite Woody Allen movie out of the two that I liked.
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#22 2008-06-21 00:19:29
orangeplus wrote:
MX - we hardly knew ye
And thank our lucky stars for that. Our god given abilities in nuclear weapon design were wasted on siily things that were made but never meant to fly let alone work the way they were intended.
Now that we have shed that coil and the future Bush has set out for us looks like it will free us from the last vestiges of our negotiated deals with our foes, we can get back to unhindered genius. Missile sheild, schmissile meild, who cares when your the first to have a fractional orbital bombardment system.
Missile art at the Peacekeeper (MX) launch control facility, Warren AFB, Colorado
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#23 2008-06-21 00:41:47
orangeplus wrote:
I curse this thread with pork
Is that Sparta?
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#24 2008-06-21 01:18:32
Scotty wrote:
Is that Sparta?
I...am...spartan.
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#25 2008-06-21 18:50:15
orangeplus wrote:
Fuck em all. I'm tired of all the dumb-ass posturing and strutting and talking shit.
(...)
But FUCK man, I'm sick of this shit. Let's just Nuke the middle east and be done with it.
I feel the same about the US. Trouble is, the majority are reasonable people (everywhere). They just let arseholes walk all over them.
I want a neutron bomb that only vaporises monomaniacal idealogues of any flavour.
Felch
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#26 2008-06-21 19:22:19
felch wrote:
I want a neutron bomb that only vaporises monomaniacal idealogues of any flavour.
Indiscriminately nuke Rhode Island and you'll can make the world a better place. It's beyond redemption.
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#27 2008-06-21 19:30:17
I'm working on a virus that will kill all human life below the 49th parallel. Oops...wrong forum. Never mind.
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