Shit...How come I've never heard of this guy before?  Seriously, I will probably not live long enough to forget that Chewbacca business.  Every time I flip that switch over the kitchen sink, I'm going to laugh.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Hey it's my two favourite girls...alone...together.... I have nothing to add to this conversation...I just wanted to get in here with you and revel in the sweet, sweet estrogen. So whatcha up to tonight? Wanna cyber? Like all Canadains, I am very good in bed....

That's REAL bed...I imagine at cyber you'd have the typical Canadian penchant for hubris, which is why RT and I prefer our Canadian men well-endowed and skilled, but mute.

That was embarrassing. Here, I'm waving fist fulls of Canadian currency. Nothing? Damn.

Damn it, given enough time every conversation around here turns gay. It's like cheese...one day you're spreading your St. Andre on your Huntley and Palmers, the next day you open the pantry and it's bloody well covered in mould. I know it's not politically correct to say this, but I harbour a strong suspicion that homosexuality is a fungal infection, like athlete's foot, or skank's vagina. Taint, do science a favour and go for a course of fungicides. See if you come out of it with a roaring, long-repressed hunger for rampant High-Street totty. I'll be warming them up for you in the meantime. Now then, my three lovelies, two of you lower the third into position, while I send Choad to the hardware store for a plastic sheet and a shoehorn.

Taint wrote:

Wilber, as I haven't even been on line here in about a week I can only say you're full of shit. You're full of shit anyway, but that's not news.

No need to be mean, Taint. I was only theorizing. If you disagree, don't devolve into ad hominem attacks on my body contents. Besides, my primary thesis is demonstrable: sooner or later, almost every thread on H-S goes gay. But that's charming. Oh so charming. It's alarming how charming it feels. C'mon, Taint - join the chorus. You know you want to...hell, boy, it's in your bones!

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pALEPHx wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Besides, my primary thesis is demonstrable: sooner or later, almost every thread on H-S goes gay.

So demonstrate it, and then proffer a hypothesis on why it's almost always the straight members who take it there. A corollary: Why do teh gheyz put up with it? No extra credit for postulating on the "Lurker Effect." Perhaps I lack the longitudinal reference as a full participant, but I don't recall Cruel as being quite so OCD about orientation. If everything truly reduces to "that's so gay," then we're not really talking about sexuality anymore.

On a meta-level, my good back-biter, I don't in the least care what your sexuality is. The idea that I'm actually homophobic to any pernicious degree (that is...beyond the occasional "ew") is laughable. I'm a cantakerous sort by breeding and I suspect that many of us are. We default to the obvious, and in your case, because of certain clues...not to mention self-disclosure...the obvious is your sexuality. If someone were gay-bashing you on the street I'd come down and help. (You.)

Now because we default to the obvious, and because you respond, and sometimes even invite, and because I wouldn't be surprised if there were more tapettes around than there used to be (and I wouldn't want to call anyone a faghag, but I suspect, cough cough, there are some among us who particularly appreciate your presence) (holy fuck where am I going with this sentence?) - well, anyways, that might help to account for the constant orientation reorientation. And as for Lurker, where is the little fellow? He hasn't been around to creep us out for days. I think I'll post his picture, just for old time's sake.

P.S. (Do you really think he's gay? Or just gay cuz men are less...particular?)

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hey opsec.

I am listening to Led Zeppelin [1] at the moment....

Go figure.

Taint wrote:

opsec wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

And as for Lurker, where is the little fellow? He hasn't been around to creep us out for days. I think I'll post his picture

You really miss him don't you?  He's the only one that lends credence to your observations.

Wilber is eager for validation. I believe we should be more supportive. Perhaps a visit from the Scientologists might be helpful?

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6391/t … issty1.jpg

Nah. Every time some religious nut knocks at the door I stare at my hands and ask for help with my masturbation problem. They tend to leave quickly.

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The JWs tend to send 1 young girl + 1 old hag. The young girls always seem willing to listen, but for some reason the hags pull them away as quickly as elderly possible.

Taint wrote:

opsec wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

And as for Lurker, where is the little fellow? He hasn't been around to creep us out for days. I think I'll post his picture

You really miss him don't you?  He's the only one that lends credence to your observations.

Wilber is eager for validation. I believe we should be more supportive. Perhaps a visit from the Scientologists might be helpful?

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6391/t … issty1.jpg

Here you can see that Travolta is achieving the state of Clear by transferring his thetans orally.

choad wrote:

I'm swearing off council meetings.

I'm rather saddened to see you still believe in the shit you see on the world wide internets....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl … 293233.stm

I saw headkicker on this thread from way back. Anybody know what happened to her?

Bigcat wrote:

I saw headkicker on this thread from way back. Anybody know what happened to her?

I've wondered that a few times myself. Hopefully, she just got bored and/or distracted by something else. Anyone in touch with her?