#1 2008-05-27 02:05:12
sad
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/m4w/696102661.html
creepy
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/m4w/694961994.html
and I actually have some sympathy for this guy, but please, man, put on a shirt...
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/m4w/694610060.html
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#2 2008-05-27 04:18:43
This is to share intimacy and give/receive sensual, lengthy spankings on a regular, daily basis. Please be understanding of my symptoms as I will be with yours.
LMFAO
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#3 2008-05-27 09:22:33
Please do not offer me any drugs
it appears someone has trouble saying "No"
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#4 2008-05-27 10:09:56
In keeping with Toe's theme, some of the Chicago area's finest...
I think he's going to eat her.
This just sounds like it ends in a pit in someone's basement.
"Im your knight and shinning armour"
Truth in advertising...I'm sure his mailbox is full
Big arms
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#5 2008-05-27 10:10:43
Number three has the smokin' manboobies.
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#6 2008-05-27 10:26:52
headkicker_girl wrote:
In keeping with Toe's theme, some of the Chicago area's finest...
I think he's going to eat her.
This just sounds like it ends in a pit in someone's basement.
"Im your knight and shinning armour"
Truth in advertising...I'm sure his mailbox is full
Big arms
I am reading these aloud to Mr. Sofie, and he's just dying.
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#7 2008-05-27 10:29:22
Dreadw0lf wrote:
LMFAO
Wait a minute . . . Exactly how long has it been since I've checked in? Don't tell me that we're actually allowing people to get a-way with this kind of shit now. Where's Snowball?
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#8 2008-05-27 10:34:48
sofaking wrote:
I am reading these aloud to Mr. Sofie, and he's just dying.
That's just the tip of the iceberg. I didn't even get to casual encouters. There's a certain desperately sad earnestness about midwesterners.
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#9 2008-05-27 10:35:32
Decadence wrote:
Dreadw0lf wrote:
LMFAO
Wait a minute . . . Exactly how long has it been since I've checked in? Don't tell me that we're actually allowing people to get a-way with this kind of shit now. Where's Snowball?
Have you met Princess Biscuit yet?
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#10 2008-05-27 10:43:54
headkicker_girl wrote:
Have you met Princess Biscuit yet?
I only read every-body's responses to her. I didn't see any need to view her submissions. I'll take every-body else's word on the matter.
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#11 2008-05-27 15:39:30
Decadence wrote:
I only read every-body's responses to her. I didn't see any need to view her submissions. I'll take every-body else's word on the matter.
There was one marginal video. It's the one called my little porny.
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#12 2008-05-27 15:47:47
headkicker_girl wrote:
In keeping with Toe's theme, some of the Chicago area's finest...
I think he's going to eat her.
He's 28?????
headkicker_girl wrote:
Very odd shape for that arm. It looks like a chicken leg. I'm a guessin' he uses roids but doesn't actually spend much time in a gym.
(liek me an m' pythons', Roar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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#13 2008-05-27 16:03:31
orangeplus wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
In keeping with Toe's theme, some of the Chicago area's finest...
I think he's going to eat her.http://images.craigslist.org/0102080104 … 0083bc.jpg
He's 28?????
Stone, maybe.
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#14 2008-05-27 19:24:56
icangetyouatoe wrote:
I actually have some sympathy for this guy, but please, man, put on a shirt...
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/m4w/694610060.html
Get a bro, dude.
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#15 2008-05-27 19:45:56
Oh course this does lead me to wonder, Ican, do you need a date? I know a few guys in LA, as long as you can dig the tattooed uncouth and socially irredeemable (but smart), I think I can hook you up...
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#16 2008-05-27 22:10:22
orangeplus wrote:
Very odd shape for that arm. It looks like a chicken leg. I'm a guessin' he uses roids but doesn't actually spend much time in a gym.
That and he's nekid from the waist down
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#17 2008-05-28 01:40:58
orangeplus wrote:
Oh course this does lead me to wonder, Ican, do you need a date? I know a few guys in LA, as long as you can dig the tattooed uncouth and socially irredeemable (but smart), I think I can hook you up...
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#18 2008-05-28 03:06:06
Choad, Orange, you are two comfort soles if I've ever seen them...
xx Toesy
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#19 2008-05-28 03:26:28
It's got Halston! And Bob Mackie! And Lauren Tewes, coked outta her mind! Let's all go to Studio 54!
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#21 2008-05-28 09:53:19
Is Mr. T on the same skin bleaches that Michael Jackson is on?
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#22 2008-05-28 09:57:49
you can find me at places like the bowling ally thrift store wrestling matches any where fun can be had
Well, that just about says it all.
Look, if the only bad thing about your new boyfriend is that he's age inappropriate and still kind of married, well, really, haven't you dated worse?
Points for honesty
NICE GUY WITH AN EDGE
Yup, I concur. Roid rager.
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#23 2008-05-28 10:11:22
GooberMcNutly wrote:
NICE GUY WITH AN EDGE
Yup, I concur. Roid rager.
Hmm, I just assumed that his reference to having "an edge" meant that he had a bit of a methedrine habit. 'Cause, that I assume that most people could live with. I mean, who hasn't . . . Don't give me that self-righteous-down-your-reddened-nose look.
Oh, fuck you all. I don't need this shit. I'm off to snort th . . . Er, change the cat litter.
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#24 2008-05-28 11:14:57
"I am of a serious and intellectual bent."
Craigslist is the gift that keeps giving.
Someone please tell him that he's gay.
Look out ladies, he's an "enormous clit pounder." That sounds pleasant.
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#25 2008-05-28 14:42:09
headkicker_girl wrote:
I'll let Liza Minelli tell him. "I won't stab your puppy"!?
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#26 2008-05-28 14:54:11
pALEPHx wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
I'll let Liza Minelli tell him. "I won't stab your puppy"!?
And 34 my ass. Who does he think he's fooling?
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#27 2008-05-28 16:25:25
headkicker_girl wrote:
And 34 my ass. Who does he think he's fooling?
There are few poorer ways to meet people, to my mind, but the last time I tried I was variously accused of either posting someone else's picture or 'shopping the image.
I realize your interest is strictly academic, HK, but have you ever considered an exhibition of your vast archive?
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#28 2008-05-28 19:44:23
headkicker_girl wrote:
Look out ladies, he's an "enormous clit pounder." That sounds pleasant.
"My dicks not long but it sure is thin."
Umm... so... help me understand... that's a plus?
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#29 2008-05-28 19:45:44
choad wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
And 34 my ass. Who does he think he's fooling?
There are few poorer ways to meet people, to my mind, but the last time I tried I was variously accused of either posting someone else's picture or 'shopping the image.
I realize your interest is strictly academic, HK, but have you ever considered an exhibition of your vast archive?
I never save them.
Here's a tempting offer.
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#30 2008-05-28 19:46:41
whosasailorthen wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Look out ladies, he's an "enormous clit pounder." That sounds pleasant.
"My dicks not long but it sure is thin."
Umm... so... help me understand... that's a plus?
I was thinking he meant to type "thick", but the little Freudian slip resulted in honesty.
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#31 2008-05-28 20:02:29
headkicker_girl wrote:
"Since I'm sort of in a relationship, I'll pay for a hotel room."
"Former Player" ??
Right.
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#32 2008-05-28 20:15:23
whosasailorthen wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Look out ladies, he's an "enormous clit pounder." That sounds pleasant.
"My dicks not long but it sure is thin."
Umm... so... help me understand... that's a plus?
![http://shamshield.com/curious-george[1].jpg](http://shamshield.com/curious-george[1].jpg)
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#33 2008-05-28 21:35:59
headkicker_girl wrote:
I never save them.
That's comforting.
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#34 2008-05-29 01:48:12
whosasailorthen wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Look out ladies, he's an "enormous clit pounder." That sounds pleasant.
"My dicks not long but it sure is thin."
Umm... so... help me understand... that's a plus?
for anal. At least, that's what I understand from all the turndowns women have given me.
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#35 2008-05-29 20:22:00
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Look out ladies, he's an "enormous clit pounder." That sounds pleasant.
"My dicks not long but it sure is thin."
Umm... so... help me understand... that's a plus?for anal. At least, that's what I understand from all the turndowns women have given me.
You get turndowns?
Tisk.
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#36 2008-05-30 03:12:25
whosasailorthen wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
"My dicks not long but it sure is thin."
Umm... so... help me understand... that's a plus?for anal. At least, that's what I understand from all the turndowns women have given me.
You get turndowns?
Tisk.
Well, only for anal, because a gentleman asks first when he doesn't want the fisheye.
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#37 2008-05-30 07:29:02
Poor Whiskey. It's hard to be so well endowed.
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