High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / The Honeymoon was a Splash!

orangeplus · 2008-05-21 20:08:51

See, all that gay marriage stuff is a slippery slope!

Now someone needs to post the video of the dude blowing the bottlenose.

pALEPHx · 2008-05-21 21:12:35

"updated 12:48 p.m. MT, Tues., Jan. 3, 2006"?

Lurker · 2008-05-21 21:19:30

Proof Positive, you people ARE a bunch of fucking idiots. Of course dolphins are gay, with each other.

Taint · 2008-05-21 22:44:29

Now, come on, Orange. This was even on Cruel. What were you on during your High Street sabbatical?

orangeplus · 2008-05-21 22:50:43

Taint wrote:
Now, come on, Orange. This was even on Cruel. What were you on during your High Street sabbatical?

I was high on motherfucking life, man.

Then I decided to return to High Street so I took up my paper bag and huffed for all I was worth. Which happened to be about the same amount as a can of Krylon Crafter's Metallic Spray Paint. Gold of course, nothing is too good for Mama Orange's baby boy!

sofaking · 2008-05-21 23:08:21

Lurker wrote:
Proof Positive, you people ARE a bunch of fucking idiots. Of course dolphins are gay, with each other.

Jesus tits, Lurky. Have a Prozac milkshake or something.

You're being ghey over the gay thing. There has to be more dimensionality to your exisitence beyond being an avid homosexualist.

tits_matilda · 2008-05-21 23:14:25

orangeplus wrote:
I was high on motherfucking life, man.

Then I decided to return to High Street so I took up my paper bag and huffed for all I was worth. Which happened to be about the same amount as a can of Krylon Crafter's Metallic Spray Paint. Gold of course, nothing is too good for Mama Orange's baby boy!

I ... I think I'm in love. Fax me a copy of one of your disability checks, your police record, and any other proof that you can't hold a "real" job and shouldn't be around children, and I'll go rent the fire hall.