Taint wrote:

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

Hah. Is that the perception of Canadians? That we're all on welfare? Or is it because of our medical system? Well...we pay high taxes, and lots of 'em, but we also have one of the highest standards of living in the world, a social welfare net that keeps our poorest and our cities from devolving completely, and scads of worldclass marijuana. Our greatest problem at the moment is a right-wing government that's carrying on the grand Mulroney tradition of making us more like America.

choad wrote:

http://www.nataliedee.com/112506/line-up-ladies.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/100607/my-calculations.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/051704/itmustbelove.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/053005/dishwasher.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/021804/favoritegame.jpg

Damn it man, did you really do those in MS Paint? That dishwasher looks alive, and I definitely need a Penis Rides 5c t-shirt.
What's the equivalent of MS Paint for linux? I've only got the gimp and I gather that would be cheating.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

choad wrote:

http://www.nataliedee.com/112506/line-up-ladies.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/100607/my-calculations.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/051704/itmustbelove.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/053005/dishwasher.jpg

http://www.nataliedee.com/021804/favoritegame.jpg

Damn it man, did you really do those in MS Paint? That dishwasher looks alive, and I definitely need a Penis Rides 5c t-shirt.
What's the equivalent of MS Paint for linux? I've only got the gimp and I gather that would be cheating.

No he didn't

I've been using xpaint instead of the gimp, which would in fact be cheating.

I feel deceived.
I'll grab xpaint JLP - tanx.

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I want to fuck caspar

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Please call. Please.

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Its to bad we need women to have children.

This may very well deserve it's own site. It has some elements that could make it very popular to a wider viewer audience and contributors.

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im so afraid he will hurt me like the last one did.

what does it mean when…?

at a bar if a guy asks for your phone number to take you to “dinner” and then as the bar is closing tries to get you to go late night party with his friends instead of yours but you think he might be gay but you are not sure because you were pretty drunk at the time, and were happy that anyone was paying attention to you since you got ditched by your friends who were in the back doing drugs for like an hour and you had to get a ride to some lame ass place with like 10 people and only 2 beers between all of them, and everyone was mooching your cigarettes right down to the last one?

okay. what does i mean when you are thirty four fucking years old?!?

It means you're definitely a loser.

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Taint wrote:

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7862 … ineua5.png

That's it, I quit.

Taint wrote:

Yeast infections turn you off that much?

No, I've gone down on (mild) yeast infection and had a fine ol' time.  Your rendering of out of control yeast infection is, however, too incredibly awesome.

raoul.duke wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

raoul.duke wrote:

battle

Don't take yourself too seriously.   Certainly, no one here does.

imitation whiskey

I almost believed you were a whiskey enthusiast until this little slip.  Sort of like when your "auto expert" friend points at a  Maserati, and says "what's that piece of shit?".

Japanese whisky is "in-the-style." It's a nice diversion, but it's not the genuine article. Go back to school, Raool.

Not to revive last night's argument and shit all over my own thread, but a faux whisky expert just gets under my skin.

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/japanese-w … id=RSS0001

Listen, cuntweed, I never claimed to be an expert. You gave me that title. Also, I'm quite intrigued. I've tried Suntory, but not for a decade. Ten years ago it was a very dull drink. Now fuck off, you putrid little snot.

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

raoul.duke wrote:

Not to revive last night's argument and shit all over my own thread, but a faux whisky expert just gets under my skin.

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/japanese-w … id=RSS0001

Listen, cuntweed, I never claimed to be an expert. You gave me that title. Also, I'm quite intrigued. I've tried Suntory, but not for a decade. Ten years ago it was a very dull drink. Now fuck off, you putrid little snot.

I feel a lot of love in the room.

Everyone is baitable.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Everyone is baitable.

So would that make you the m...


...no, nevermind.  I can't go through with it.

It's okay - George beat you to it.

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I’m 17, female, and finally found a way to get myself off. Hot damn.



couldn't turn that one down

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WilberCuntLicker wrote:

raoul.duke wrote:

battle

Don't take yourself too seriously.   Certainly, no one here does.

imitation whiskey

I almost believed you were a whiskey enthusiast until this little slip.  Sort of like when your "auto expert" friend points at a  Maserati, and says "what's that piece of shit?".

Japanese whisky is "in-the-style." It's a nice diversion, but it's not the genuine article. Go back to school, Raool.

Boring boring boring

Here's my pathetic attempt:

I can't believe I just read that whole story... I actually *feel* violated by hearing this other man's incestual words... ughghghghg!!

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tojo2000 wrote:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_tampon.jpg

Got Pic?

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tojo2000 wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

The asshole's a nice touch.

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