#1 2008-05-16 22:51:04
We need something to do other than bitch at each other. It may be fun, but being nothing but a small group of abusers and abusees makes a boring forum. Fun for the group, boring for everyone else.
It's what killed Cruel, if you haven't figured that out.
So... activity time.
Go to http://beta.grouphug.us/random . Pick a confession, and MsPaint it. I'll start.
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#2 2008-05-16 22:52:00
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#3 2008-05-16 23:02:57
Not being at all critical...
handing out crayolas, are ya?
Hey raoul.duke.
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#4 2008-05-16 23:38:56
What's up, Old Man.
Little creativity never hurt anyone.
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#5 2008-05-16 23:43:01
Wish I could take credit for this one:
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#6 2008-05-16 23:44:32
raoul.duke wrote:
creativity never hurt anyone
Absolutely; I am one of those that flunked finger painting.
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#7 2008-05-17 00:30:46
I would love to play, but I don't have MSPaint. I'm on a Mac.
Somebody do this one for me:
I think I have a small penis, but I'm not sure.
Thanks.
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#8 2008-05-17 00:35:37
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I work at a food processing plant, and I shit in one of the vats. Someone out there will eat my crap. I don’t really feel bad about it.
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#9 2008-05-17 00:54:14
edit: i should have made him look in pain "I left her and still feel bad..." haha
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#10 2008-05-17 03:19:56
I slept with the best friend and former boyfriend of the girl upstairs and neither of us have told her. He still loves her and trusts her with nearly anything. I think she's a slovenly, self-destructive cow and I want nothing to do with her.
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#11 2008-05-17 12:55:20
George Orr wrote:
I would love to play, but I don't have MSPaint. I'm on a Mac.
Somebody do this one for me:I think I have a small penis, but I'm not sure.
Thanks.
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#12 2008-05-17 13:15:44
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If i see you on the street i’m gonna punch you… right in the ovaries. Thats right straight shot to the baby maker.
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#13 2008-05-17 13:43:57
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I want to be a slut but I’m afriad of getting an STD.
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#14 2008-05-17 13:59:30
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i wish i had the guts to be buliemic.
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#15 2008-05-17 14:11:39
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Sometimes I bleed when I take a dump. I bleed quite a lot too, the water goes all red. It scares me.
...reckon I'll stop now.
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#16 2008-05-17 14:25:45
Oh, ok, just one more.
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i like to eat burnt toast in the shower while buttering it.
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#17 2008-05-17 15:14:31
Jesus, I think you have found your calling.
You should quit your messiah day job and pursue it.
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#18 2008-05-17 15:18:30
tojo2000 wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Somebody do this one for me:
I think I have a small penis, but I'm not sure.
Thanks.
Thanks, tojo! I was thinking of something incorporating a microscope, but yours is great!
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#19 2008-05-17 15:34:42
Somebody done made the mistake of encouraging me.
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I am a bitter and sad human being who hates to see people happier than himself.
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#20 2008-05-17 15:38:55
Yeah, these are inspired, jlp. Though raoul.duke's "Food controls me" is still tops.
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#21 2008-05-17 15:40:17
square wrote:
Yeah, these are inspired, jlp. Though raoul.duke's "Food controls me" is still tops.
yeah that one's outstanding.
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#22 2008-05-17 15:51:23
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I was rejected again
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#23 2008-05-17 19:21:08
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i can’t get to sleep without masturbating. I’m a 20 year old girl.
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#24 2008-05-17 19:37:57
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i feel horrible inside.
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#25 2008-05-17 19:44:24
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I wish we could go back to how it was before I told you how I felt about you. You never touch me anymore, and hardly talk to me.
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#26 2008-05-17 20:14:32
jesusluvspegging wrote:
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i feel horrible inside.
http://i26.tinypic.com/2hz03h0.png
I think sofa's right about you.
I will never be able to explain to anyone in my meatspace life why this made me spew my beverage from three of the seven openings in my head.
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#27 2008-05-17 21:42:43
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#28 2008-05-17 22:17:40
This thread is fucking priceless comedy gold.
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#29 2008-05-17 23:07:34
We need more contributors.
Get scribbling, you lazy fucks.
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#30 2008-05-17 23:26:12
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i pooped in the fridgerator
I find the fact that so many of these are about poop as creepy as I find group hugs.
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#31 2008-05-17 23:26:41
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Somebody done made the mistake of encouraging me.
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I am a bitter and sad human being who hates to see people happier than himself.
http://i31.tinypic.com/2ljja5h.png
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Our lab has managed to enhance the image:
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#32 2008-05-17 23:37:46
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#33 2008-05-17 23:49:10
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#34 2008-05-17 23:58:57
Okay, I'm spent.
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#35 2008-05-18 00:02:02
Fuck. I knew I couldn't draw an obvious mime, but Jim Beam kept telling me to do it anyway. 
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#36 2008-05-18 01:04:13
I can't even do this one:
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I keep having improper thoughts about gnomes…. Yesterday I dreamt that a gnome got his fishing rod and jammed it up my ass. Am I a freak?
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#37 2008-05-18 01:28:36
sofaking wrote:
I can't even do this one:
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I keep having improper thoughts about gnomes…. Yesterday I dreamt that a gnome got his fishing rod and jammed it up my ass. Am I a freak?
I'll try:
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#38 2008-05-18 01:34:16
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
sofaking wrote:
I can't even do this one:
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I keep having improper thoughts about gnomes…. Yesterday I dreamt that a gnome got his fishing rod and jammed it up my ass. Am I a freak?I'll try:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/322_gnomass.jpg
I am in awe.
You know, this could merit its own site. It's that great.
Three cheers for Brother Raoul!
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#39 2008-05-18 01:37:23
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#40 2008-05-18 01:38:12
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
sofaking wrote:
I can't even do this one:
217803612
I keep having improper thoughts about gnomes…. Yesterday I dreamt that a gnome got his fishing rod and jammed it up my ass. Am I a freak?I'll try:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/322_gnomass.jpg
gnomes 'n' nards - hee!
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#41 2008-05-18 03:00:12
raoul.duke wrote:
We need something to do other than bitch at each other.
Hunh?
raoul.duke wrote:
It may be fun, but being nothing but a small group of abusers and abusees makes a boring forum. Fun for the group, boring for everyone else.
Hunh?
raoul.duke wrote:
So... activity time.
Hunh?
raoul.duke wrote:
Go to http://beta.grouphug.us/random . Pick a confession, and MsPaint it. I'll start.
Oh fine.
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I hate it that it takes more than 3 months to see my confessions.
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#42 2008-05-18 03:36:05
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There are few things more humiliating than shitting yourself once you’re old enough to have to clean it up yourself.
Ugh.
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#43 2008-05-18 03:46:26
So while I do remember Horse from years of casually lurking cruel, I think perhaps this one ought to be left up to someone who actually interacted with him:
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I hope they’re very very unhappy and she realises what she could’ve had.
Haw haw
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#44 2008-05-18 04:05:32
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ringdadaringdadaringringringdadaringdadaringdadringringringdadadaringdadaringdadaringringring…
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#45 2008-05-18 06:26:28
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my bestfriend since we were kids hasn’t talked to me since I took his virginity last summer on his living room floor watching anchorman. That movie doesn’t seem nearly as funny anymore.
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#46 2008-05-18 06:27:35
JLP, you've found your milieu. Congrats.
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#47 2008-05-18 06:32:56
pALEPHx wrote:
JLP, you've found your milieu. Congrats.
I'm afraid we're his milieu. Perhaps tu veux dire "metier?"
And perhaps you have found your metier, JLP. I see you giving up your day job to do this full time.
Keep a blog, would ya?
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#48 2008-05-18 06:41:57
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I still love you Eddie and I hate myself for it.
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#49 2008-05-18 06:44:44
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
JLP, you've found your milieu. Congrats.
I'm afraid we're his milieu. Perhaps tu veux dire "metier?"
And perhaps you have found your metier, JLP. I see you giving up your day job to do this full time.
Keep a blog, would ya?
Yeah I was considering sticking up something on blogger.
NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS FOR BLOG NAME. I was thinking "groupthug"
I'm off to borrow my friend's wacom. never used one of them before.
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#50 2008-05-18 06:53:19
jesusluvspegging wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Keep a blog, would ya?
Yeah I was considering sticking up something on blogger.
You do know what bronzy and goldy are don't you?
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