Lurker wrote:

Hot beef injections are also good for the prostate.....

Hunh-uh, Lurker!!

Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer.

Can't you read??  Scuffdick=safe sex+healthy prostate.

Hell, there's been evidence for years that men who receive frequent prostate stimulation are less prone to prostate cancer and inflammation.

Works for me.

Isn't that Tyler Perry?

Lurker might not be our only Gay Guy*.  Some of you might be closeted and have need of some positive affirmation--along with these educational tidbits.


*I know Taint claims to be gay; but I doubt his veracity since he does not make reference to his sexual preference in every single post he makes.

Lurker wrote:

Thank you George, however, I do not make reference to being gay in every single post.

True.  Not in every single post.  But of all the posters here you "drop" your sexual preference just about every chance you get. It's like you just have to tell us about it.  But it's OK.  We get it Lurker.  You're gay.  We are all aware of it.  We are all fine with that and love you for who you are.  You don't need to work the fact into [almost] every post you submit.  Really.  None of us are going to forget you're gay if you don't mention it in [almost] every thread.  If it worries you we can all stick yellow "Don't forget: Lurker's [almost always] gay!" post-its on our monitors to insure we don't forget.

Are You Trying To Say That Zooks Might Have Issues Around Having A Deep Anal Prostate Massage?

Lurker wrote:

Fucking get over it already, who made you the friggin' moral police?

Why Lurker, I thought I had made myself clear.  When I said "We are all fine with that and love you for who you are" I was including myself.  I love you like a brother and a sister all rolled up into one.  A great big hairy one.  A great big hairy one with (apparently) some sort of persecution complex.

closetcase wrote:

A great big hairy one with (apparently) some sort of persecution complex.

I don't have a persecution complex.  As I stated, I've dealt with your type for close to 50 years....the kinda guys on the down-low..

You need to realize, given the amount of posts concerning the "body-politic" and related things, what the fuck do you think my perspective might be?  Hmmm?  I am not here to apologize or change my views to please you.  So, just drop it, ok?  We all know you are easily upset by some of the images I may conjure in your pea-brain.  BTW, I'm of slight build, moderately hairy, and not at all effeminate.  If you were to meet me, you would never guess I was gay...unless we met when you were getting a hummer.  Drop it already, nobody but you cares....

Lurker wrote:

You need to realize, given the amount of posts concerning the "body-politic" and related things, what the fuck do you think my perspective might be?  Hmmm?

The "body-politic"?  "Your perspective"?  I remark on your apparent need to refer to the fact that you are gay in almost every thread you participate in and you say it's about "the body-politic" and "your perspective"?   

I am not here to apologize or change my views to please you.

Who said anything about your views?  Presumably there are two of them: looking up past a man's hairy navel at his "O" face and tracing  pictures in his beaded back-sweat with your finger.  I'm sure that they are lovely views for you.  I wouldn't take them away from you for anything.

So, just drop it, ok?

You are the one who keeps bring it up over and over again.

We all know you are easily upset by some of the images I may conjure in your pea-brain.

"You all" know that?  Who, the vocal and flamboyant majority?  I keep telling you Lurker but you just don't seem to be able to believe it.  You conjure no troubling images for me.  I'm fine with your being gay.  Really.  The fact that I make light of your tendency to turn every thread into your own private gay pride parade isn't an indication that you make me uncomfortable or conjure up images that trouble me.

BTW, I'm of slight build, moderately hairy, and not at all effeminate.  If you were to meet me, you would never guess I was gay...unless we met when you were getting a hummer.

You forgot to list your turn-ons and turn-offs.

Drop it already, nobody but you cares....

Yet you keep bringing it up over and over and over again.  Lurker, really, it's OK.  We get it.  You're gay.  We are all aware of it.  We are all fine with that and love you for who you are.  You don't need to work the fact into every post you submit.  Really.  None of us are going to forget you're gay if you don't mention it in every thread.  If it worries you we can all stick yellow "Don't forget: Lurker's gay!" post-its on our monitors to insure we don't forget.

is every one on this website a faggot or an animal killer?

Lunker wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Lurker wrote:

Hot beef injections are also good for the prostate.....

Yes Turkey you're gay, nobody cares.

You, sir, are a hate monger. Everybody has infinite time for everybody else's sexual preferences. Hot beef injections are good for the prostate, especially if the beef is attached to a 3,000 lb Aberdeen-Angus!
(Sorry, kids, no video...)

Hey Lunker, nice to meet you.  Just ignore Lickey, he fancies himself the word-smith...he also likes to fuck dead things, they won't run or cry rape...