#2 2008-04-04 21:51:52

Simple. Get cancer in a state that allows medicinal use.

Felch

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#3 2008-04-05 01:01:22

felch wrote:

Simple. Get cancer in a state that allows medicinal use.

Felch

(disclaimer; I know you're being sarcastic)

No thanks, I've HAD cancer three times already. It's not worth it. Believe me, I know first-hand how well marijuana works to alleviate the effects of chemo.  Long after I had any "medicinal" need for the herb, I got a membership at Dennis Peron's first pot club here in SF.  I showed them an old diagnosis of my lymph cancer and I was in.  Because of "fraudulent" credentials that myself and others have used, the requirements have become much more stringent for people that are truly in need of such relief. 

I recently checked out a site that provides documentation the local "clubs" will accept. (Read about Dan, who is a day-trader...poor fucker is stressed....no shit!  But he comes to work stoned and is "totally mellow, dude"...I don't want him handling any of my stocks....)
I was astounded to see the range of ailments that are accepted for access to medical herb. The majority being things that a proper diet and exercise would cure...

Besides, they charge the same outrageous prices as your local dealer....

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#4 2008-04-05 06:11:47

Maybe the prices are outrageous, but my friend with the medical gave me a giant keef horse pill.  For weeks, it sat ominously on the weed tray occasionally leaking dark, oily liquid.  When this was combined with an empty stomach and beer, I was thrashing on the floor.

Lurker, weren’t you a little paranoid about signing up for the medical?  With another regime change in the US, you’re in a camp or something.

http://b.imagehost.org/0394/gw_weed.jpg

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#5 2008-04-05 17:10:43

phoQ wrote:

Lurker, weren’t you a little paranoid about signing up for the medical?  With another regime change in the US, you’re in a camp or something.

No, this was in '95, when none of us had a clue the Supreme Court would decide the election, er, appointment.....

But we were being photographed by the Feds from across the street....

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#6 2008-04-07 00:18:54

Not hallucinate, exactly...but when sinsemilla first showed up...

http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/wv_3_relaxed.jpg

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#7 2008-04-07 06:52:40

I sure do miss Thai stick, THAT was some chronic to covet...

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#8 2008-04-07 08:42:08

Lurker wrote:

I sure do miss Thai stick, THAT was some chronic to covet...

I can remember doing up just a couple of drags of THAT once and completely losing the ability to speak.  I could laugh though, so that was my response to absolutely everything.  Including the police.

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