#201 2008-03-21 11:43:03
Lurker wrote:
The best Mothers song EVER.
It is not. However, now you can not say I have never done anything for your faggot ass.
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#202 2008-03-21 19:22:08
MSG Tripps wrote:
Lurker wrote:
The best Mothers song EVER.
It is not. However, now you can not say I have never done anything for your faggot ass.
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9029/zappafliprf4.jpg
Mothers of Invention wrote:
andinyourdreamsyoucanseeyourselfasaprofitsavingtheworld...
thewordsfromyourlips....
ijustcan'tbelieve...
youaresuch...
afoooolll....
Yeah, "Oh No" is a great song, with Lowell George doing his faggyest voice possible..... Thanks Dahl, though it is on my iPod....
BTW, your obsession with my ass is starting to worry me.....
ow wow wow wow, rungy rungy run deeny wop wop....
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#203 2008-03-21 19:28:36
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#204 2008-03-21 19:31:11
George! Where can I get one of those? I don't own a bbq, but I do have an idea....
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#205 2008-03-21 19:46:58
I wish I knew; I'd get one myself. Image is courtesy of myconfinedspace (I never said I was original).
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#206 2008-03-21 19:49:16
okay, seriously, WTF?
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#207 2008-03-21 19:54:18
George Orr wrote:
I wish I knew; I'd get one myself. Image is courtesy of myconfinedspace (I never said I was original).
first time I've ever seen it....but then, an urban fags' idea of a bbq is ordering out for grilled veggies...yech!
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#208 2008-03-21 22:30:00
Dirckman has had a very wild last few days he is sore, bruised, and completely numb to the world because of the incredibly long nights and high volume of booze..... I'm on a short breather now, but it all starts again in an hour!!!! Dirckman has learned the perfect pickup line!!!
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#209 2008-03-21 22:42:33
Dirckman wrote:
Dirckman has learned the perfect pickup line!!!
You gonna share?
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#210 2008-03-21 22:47:42
George Orr wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
Dirckman has learned the perfect pickup line!!!
You gonna share?
"Nice shoes, wanna... *HUARK!* Oh shit, lady, I just puked your shoes. We better go back to my place and clean you up."
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#211 2008-03-21 22:56:53
I'll share!!! I learned the pickup line with the two Iowa girls the other night!! I was walking down the hall of the hotel I'm staying in and they looked at me and giggled... I blurted out "I'm bored, wanna get drunk?".... Worked like a charm!! They got all excited and even bought the booze!! Then last night it worked so well that I tried it on this asian chick from Minnesota and we were out till one in the morning hopping bars and then we woke up together...
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#212 2008-03-22 00:15:03
Dirckman wrote:
I'll share!!! I learned the pickup line with the two Iowa girls the other night!! I was walking down the hall of the hotel I'm staying in and they looked at me and giggled... I blurted out "I'm bored, wanna get drunk?".... Worked like a charm!! They got all excited and even bought the booze!! Then last night it worked so well that I tried it on this asian chick from Minnesota and we were out till one in the morning hopping bars and then we woke up together...
That...
that requires some field testing before I'm willing to concede its genius.
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#213 2008-03-22 00:22:32
I have to admit one thing....... I can do stuff like that really easy when I'm out of town because I don't worry about getting a reputation..... I guess it works because most people are bored and getting drunk always sounds like the thing to do...
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#214 2008-03-22 09:07:39
I have been out of the field for a long, long time now (and I thank God every day); but I would think a guy would have to be cute to pull that one off.
Uglier guys would have to flash the bottle (no, the actual bottle. I'm not into euphemisms first thing in the morning).
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#215 2008-03-22 13:57:32
Mr. Stipe will do anything for attention....Although I always did think Bill Berry was kinda cute...
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#216 2008-03-22 15:20:15
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#217 2008-03-22 17:20:39
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#218 2008-03-22 20:01:48
More gays that don't have a clue about decor...
Im guessing it's in a motel, Dirck?
He's kinda hot, but the chairs gotta go...
What's with the saran wrap on the posters? Protection from splooge?
With a cock like that, I'd forgive the tacky decor...
Why do I get the feeling this guy is on his mothers' bed?
What's with the vacuum cleaner?
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#219 2008-03-22 20:16:26
AY Carumba!
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#220 2008-03-22 20:23:42
Bad photoshopping...
Get a little?
That is some nasty skin...
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#221 2008-03-22 20:28:33
I used to have this t-shirt, and that is what I wrote on it...oh, and I almost forgot...I'm Gay.
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#222 2008-03-22 22:40:16
bwuhahahaha!!!
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#223 2008-03-23 11:33:30
#224 2008-03-23 12:00:26
Almost like Princess Biscuit...but the eyelashes are to die for....
The GAY AGENDA, Learn it, Live it, Love it....
AND
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#225 2008-03-23 17:15:22
I bet the old fart in the background would shit his Depends if he knew he was in this picture....
Wonder if this guy has a poop ledge...
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#226 2008-03-23 18:06:14
While I'm not a big fan of hip hop or rap, I find this phenom interesting....( though I do think DL is hot and I am a big fan of the "brown sugar") My friend Matt Smith, who founded OUTPUNK records, dropped that to go with homo hip hop....I was disappointed, but, whatever....
I kinda like the groove on this one...
YEYAAH
didn't know it, but he was in Dead Men Walking....
They got teh gays in prison???
Then, like any other group, we can be stupid....
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#227 2008-03-23 18:08:51
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#231 2008-03-24 04:06:57
MSG Tripps wrote:
Congratulations, Dahl, you've somehow managed to come up with the most disturbing thing on this thread.
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#232 2008-03-24 15:09:17
MSG Tripps wrote:
Boy Howdy!
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#233 2008-03-24 18:19:54
No Shit! At least he didn't post a recent pic of Gracie...she's got white hair now....btw, could that be a can of Boy Howdy beer? Damn, I really miss Creem magazine. They were one of the first rags to publish pictures of Divine and Debby Harry.
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#234 2008-03-24 18:26:19
What happened to the sexy pictures of naked and semi-naked men?!
No--the sexy pictures. Two or three pages back. I remember there was at least one...
Bring the beefcake, dammit!
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#235 2008-03-24 19:17:36
George Orr wrote:
What happened to the sexy pictures of naked and semi-naked men?!
No--the sexy pictures. Two or three pages back. I remember there was at least one...
Bring the beefcake, dammit!
Be right back! I'm always ready to oblige....
There... here ya go. As you can see I'm into the hirsute pursuit... (excuse the Rex Rivers Human Hamster Cruel reference...which was the post that originally hooked me on Cruel...)
This Puerto Rican is one of my favorites...
oops! forgot this one...
I suspect this one is from the seventies...
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#236 2008-03-24 20:41:57
George, I'm guessing that since Husband™ is home, you can't view these...
Here are some less hairy hunks....
This one may interest Dahl, given the Zappa-esque look...
Walkovers?
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#237 2008-03-24 21:21:35
I've been meaning to focus a little more on the Lesbian aspect of queerness. In that respect, I have to say, I have found Rachel Maddow to be a refreshing voice in the national political pundit scene... I had never heard of her a year ago, but now, I've noticed she has started wearing more make-up and positioning herself for a well deserved boost in her career. She is fair, honest and usually right on the money. I say, "You go Girl!"
(btw, first time I saw her I thought, mm hmmm, dyke...)
and, to be fair...
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#238 2008-03-24 21:43:41
Lurker wrote:
I've been meaning to focus a little more on the Lesbian aspect of queerness. In that respect, I have to say, I have found Rachel Maddow to be a refreshing voice in the national political pundit scene... I had never heard of her a year ago, but now, I've noticed she has started wearing more make-up and positioning herself for a well deserved boost in her career.
Yeah, I remember the first time she showed up on Keith Olbermann after the makeover and thinking, "I guess someone decided that since she's not only on the radio now she needs to get gussied up."
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#239 2008-03-24 21:51:15
Ya gotta admit, the Buddy Holly look is cute...but srsly, it's nice to see a dyke that doesn't have a stick up her ass.
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#240 2008-03-24 21:55:35
Okay, the first 2/3 of those had me thinking mostly about paper bags...I understand that when talking about girls, guys refer to a certain type as a "butterface"...
...But then I scrolled down and got much happier! Thank you!
Gays and breeders CAN find common ground!
P.S. You may alienate the hetero guys if you start posting stuff about real lesbians.
Mildly funny story:
The spouse and I were on one of our trips to Las Vegas. We were waiting in the taxi line of one of the more more chandelier-and-marbley casinos (Caesar's, I think) when we spotted a couple of young women dressed in what I can only describe as Ellen DeGeneres Dyke...short hair, stupid shoes, you know the drill. Anyway, they were arm in arm and looking around at all the glitz and being tourists, just being a sweet young couple; and all of a sudden I said to my spouse, "Y'know, when Bob Guccione imagines SAPPHIC LOVE ON THE VEGAS STRIP I bet it's not anything like that right there."
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#241 2008-03-24 22:00:34
George Orr wrote:
"Y'know, when Bob Guccione imagines SAPPHIC LOVE ON THE VEGAS STRIP I bet it's not anything like that right there."
Bwuhahahaha!
I was thinking that you might appreciate the more ripped and smooth guys. I'll keep that in mind during my prurient perusals....
George Orr wrote:
P.S. You may alienate the hetero guys if you start posting stuff about real lesbians.
It's sad, but teh str8 guys are just not clear on the concept....
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#242 2008-03-24 22:45:32
Lurker wrote:
I was thinking that you might appreciate the more ripped and smooth guys...
Actually I like hairy guys too. But he's gotta have a decent face. Perhaps that is a female thing.
I think attractiveness is just ineffable, not to mention incredibly subjective...I do like the solid, hairy physique that gay guys call "bear." But mostly it depends on the individual guy.
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#243 2008-03-25 07:16:00
Some "REAL DYKES"
Fap at it guys....
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#244 2008-03-25 19:59:00
"Faster Pussycat, thrill, thrill, I'm at the mall on a diet pill..."
Kids, I give you...
FUNPLEX!
No "official" video yet, but this just came out today, and it's fuckin' great!
I would post it on Dahl's thread, but I don't think he'd appreciate it...
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#245 2008-03-25 22:24:17
Some more Beefcake for George....
this guy is British....I think he's cute, for a white boy...
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#246 2008-03-25 22:30:11
1) Thank you for your attention to aesthetics.
2) The B-52s just made some money off me, as I just downloaded that tune (yes, legitimately!); it is the newest song on my iPod by probably several years.
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#247 2008-03-25 22:36:32
George Orr wrote:
1) Thank you for your attention to aesthetics.
2) The B-52s just made some money off me, as I just downloaded that tune (yes, legitimately!); it is the newest song on my iPod by probably several years.
Hey, If ya trust me enuf, (just ask RT, I sent her some of my crocheted penises...and NO guys, I will NEVER reveal her whereabouts. I am a man of honor.) I'll burn you a copy and send it post haste. The whole album is good. Send me a private email, it's on my profile.
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#248 2008-03-25 22:44:06
The whole album's on iTunes, and as it happens I have a shitload of credit with them at the moment.
Last Christmas the fambly was asking for gift suggestions and I was stupid enough to say, "Well, an iTunes gift card would be nice." They started coming in from all points of the compass. I had not realized that Wal-Mart sells them.
I've also plumped out my Gang of Four collection...
...but this is the Queer-Bait Thread, not the Playlist Thread.
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#249 2008-03-25 23:21:16
Well, the B52's can use the $ and the album is good.
I'm shocked to realize it was 30+ years ago that I got the original Rock Lobster single from Rather-Ripped Records in Berkeley. THAT was a great record store.
Gang of Four! YES! Odd, Sarah Lee went from them to the B52's
I used to have a crush on GoF's original bass player, the hairy guy...I forget his name now...or if he even was the bass player.
I just got a compilation cd of the Fall, unfortunately, it didn't have Marquis Cha-Cha on it...or City Hobgoblins....that was (is?) a truly under-rated band. Anyway, you really started something...see below....
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