#1 2008-03-23 22:25:27

Security is such a good thing.

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#2 2008-03-23 23:00:47

The best defense is a good offense.

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#3 2008-03-23 23:38:35

I would argue that this was political speech protected by the 1st amendment.

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#4 2008-03-23 23:49:06

Taint wrote:

The best defense is a good offense.

Exactly, we must eliminate all the shitters (and keep the Plymouth alive).

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#5 2008-03-24 00:13:24

I say give the man an art grant! It's not like gov't money is going to anything worthwhile right now I'd say that was pure artistic enlightenment.

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#6 2008-03-24 07:33:10

An unknown man defecated in several rooms Friday afternoon and left on foot

Obviously he was loaded for bear.  This man was just expressing his feeling, shared by dozens of Americans, that just knowing Homeland Security is here to protect us provides a sense of relief.  From this point forward to be known as "Chertoff's Surprise."

Last edited by Fled (2008-03-24 07:34:14)

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#7 2008-03-24 14:38:02

He should have packed each feces in 2 ounce portions inside a 1 quart plastic bag.

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#8 2008-03-24 14:51:51

GooberMcNutly wrote:

He should have packed each feces in 2 ounce portions inside a 1 quart plastic bag.

Are those Ziploc™ bags?  'Cause if they're not Ziploc™ bags, we're gonna have to keep 'em.

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#9 2008-03-24 17:15:24

Taint wrote:

The best defense is a good offense.

And that WAS pretty offensive...

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