tojo wrote:

Is there anything it can't do?

uh, knit?

ok, THAT image just killed 2 of my brain cells...

But then, I've encountered some guys that sported such quaffs twixt the buns...

Lurker's gay?  News to me.  We should really have a sticky about that so people know.

tojo2000 wrote:

Hold the phone just a goddam minute.  Lurker's GAY?!?!

Oh, come on.  Like he hasn't been on your "Gay people I've met on the Internet" Christmas card list for years!

Taint wrote:

I'm sorry, but as the infosys manager for the Big Gay Registry©, I have absolutely no record of an individual named Lurker. Furthermore, I find no signs of any application for membership in the Vast Gay Conspiracy©.

For all intents and purposes, as far as the VGC is concerned, Mr. Lurker is not gay. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What if he pays his back dues and says the gay pledge 10 times?

First of all, let me say, I AM NOT NOW, NOR EVER HAVE BEEN GAY.

So, Zookie, it's ok for you guys to make lewd references to women, like the ever popular, over-used "I'd hit that"  I guess I have to point out that YOU are flaunting your sexuality... 

My reply was in response to tojos pussy dreads remark, which was disgusting, and deserved a similar retort. (Completely in jest...) Admit it, it was just an image you didn't want in your head...or else you are guilty of having the aforementioned anal dreads yourself.
Obviously, Zooks you DO have a problem with it.  Get over it already....

Last edited by Lurker (2008-03-21 08:03:43)

Lurker wrote:

First of all, let me say, I AM NOT NOW, NOR EVER HAVE BEEN GAY.

No no no.  You're doing it wrong.

And yes, I'm aware it's an asshat.

Zookeeper wrote:

Lurker wrote:

But then, I've encountered some guys that sported such quaffs twixt the buns...

We get it Lurker.  You're gay.  We are all aware of it.  We are all fine with that and love you for who you are.  You don't need to work the fact into every post you submit.  Really.  None of us are going to forget you're gay if you don't mention it in every thread.  If it worries you we can all stick yellow "Don't forget: Lurker's gay!" post-its on our monitors to insure we don't forget.

Perhaps the administrators of this fine forum could set up a pop up screen that would occasionally remind us that Lurker is gay!!!  It would be a great ego booster for Lurker to have his own pop up, and it would be a constant reminder to the rest of us that he's gay, so we don't forget......