#1 2008-03-14 11:30:15

If you're gonna do it, do it right.


http://www.knuckletattoos.com/

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#2 2008-03-14 13:26:21

http://www.knuckletattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/55170054.jpg

OK! this guy qualifies as one of the BIGGEST losers I've read about in a while!

I had been waiting for the perfect knuckle tattoo for years, and when Martha Stewart was (wrongly!!) sent to prison in ‘04, i was reading an article about it that gave her Federal Prisoner Number. Being a huge fan i instantly realized that a gangstyle tribute to her was perfect. My buddy actually opened up his shop in the middle of the night to do it. I still think it’s as funny as hell but i do have to explain it a lot, and i get a lot of blank stares. The color was custom mixed to match one of her paint chips from K-Mart: “Hosta Green"

OH YEAH DUDE! You are like soooooooooooooo fucking ganster.... tell your homies all about that and see how fast they shoot your ass... that is after they are done laughing.....

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#3 2008-03-14 14:06:06

Dreadw0lf wrote:

http://www.knuckletattoos.com/wp-conten … 170054.jpg

OK! this guy qualifies as one of the BIGGEST losers I've read about in a while!

I had been waiting for the perfect knuckle tattoo for years, and when Martha Stewart was (wrongly!!) sent to prison in ‘04, i was reading an article about it that gave her Federal Prisoner Number. Being a huge fan i instantly realized that a gangstyle tribute to her was perfect. My buddy actually opened up his shop in the middle of the night to do it. I still think it’s as funny as hell but i do have to explain it a lot, and i get a lot of blank stares. The color was custom mixed to match one of her paint chips from K-Mart: “Hosta Green"

OH YEAH DUDE! You are like soooooooooooooo fucking ganster.... tell your homies all about that and see how fast they shoot your ass... that is after they are done laughing.....

He should have just knit a poncho like the one she got in there. It would be equally ghey, but removable.

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#4 2008-03-14 22:10:34

Note also the star tats on the backs of his hands.

Why is the five-pointed star tattoo so popular lately?  It's the single most generic tattoo you could ever have!  What next, heptagons? Rhombuses?  Oh, wait, I'm gonna get some SQUARES permanently inked into my skin.  That makes a statement.

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#5 2008-03-14 22:59:35

Dreadw0lf wrote:

You are like soooooooooooooo fucking ganster....

Ganster?  What's good for the ganster is good for the gosling...

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#6 2008-03-15 22:46:16

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Oh, wait, I'm gonna get some SQUARES permanently inked into my skin.  That makes a statement.

Hmm, interesting idea...

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#7 2008-03-15 23:15:41

square wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Oh, wait, I'm gonna get some SQUARES permanently inked into my skin.  That makes a statement.

Hmm, interesting idea...

Actually, rendered correctly I think squares could look really awesome.


http://i26.tinypic.com/334nqtc.jpg

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