"The Clap:  Keep that schoolgirl complexion."

Dammit, I was supposed to go to work today.

Porn: The San-Fran-Cisco Treat!

Slavery: Kid Tested, Mother Approved!

Balls: Where’s the cream filling?

Constipation: Just say cheese.

Dingle Berries: Tastes Great, Less Filling.

Penis: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is!

Last edited by fnord (2008-03-14 07:23:08)

Penis: Have it your way.
Murder: Your flexible friend.
Constipation: Yeah, we got that.
Midgets: We try harder.
Pneumonia: When there's no tomorrow.
Bush: Are you man enough to try it?
Fellatio: Fast, fast, fast relief.
Cocaine: It's the quicker picker-upper.
Gonorrhea: Sometimes you feel like a nut.
War: Kid tested. Mother approved.
Balls: Made from the best stuff on earth.
Cancer: Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minot aches and pains.
Feces: Finger lickin' good.
Rape: No rules. Just right.
Stool Samples: That frosty mug sensation.
Genocide: One size fits all.
Sex: Get the sensation.
Tampax: For that good clean feeling.  No matter what.
Crabs: The best part of waking up.
Menstruation: Be all you can be.
Anal Bleeding: Image is everything.
Venereal Disease: Absorbs like magic!
Hemmeroids: Does she... or doesn't she?
Semen: Good to the last drop!
Syphillis: Betcha can't eat just one!
Vagina: A great weekend in every box.
O.J. Simpson: I'm lovin' it.
Paris Hilton: It's what's for dinner.
AIDS: Billions and billions served.
Anna Nichole Smith: It does a body good.

Christ... I fucking addicted now.  Thanks, Sophie, you little job-robbing minx.

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2008-03-14 09:15:32)