#51 2008-02-13 21:36:53

George Orr wrote:

Your second link is a hat, Lurks.

Well, shit.  I was accused of a non-hat today, so I guess that was just a foreshadowing....still, it does fit in the GAY HALL OF SHAME.

You watch, the guy's gonna turn out to be a faggot, probably one into fisting, given the diapers.....butt plugs can only do so much....

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#52 2008-02-13 22:39:53

George Orr wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Sofie!  Penis Llama, stat!

I ain't sofie, but I gotcher Penisllama rat cheer, buddy:
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermar … mbnail.jpg

Yeah, that's the ticket.  Thanks George! 

(...and an extra special thanks for posting the big one, because I accidentally clicked on that link today in a meeting while I had the projector hooked up to my computer.  When is Google going to give me a "mark as read" button so I don't keep clicking on emails in GMail in order to mark them as read?)

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#53 2008-02-13 23:00:50

tojo2000 wrote:

...and an extra special thanks for posting the big one, because I accidentally clicked on that link today in a meeting while I had the projector hooked up to my computer.

AAAAAAH-HA-HA-HA!
BWAAAAAAAH-HAH!

HEEEEE!

Oh, dearie me...

My existence on Earth has finally been justified.

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#54 2008-02-13 23:17:12

Holyfield vs Tyson.

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#55 2008-02-14 07:35:52

HAPPY VD (DAY)!!!

The gifts that keep on giving.....

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4941/valentiness1.jpg

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8651/valentine2zl0.jpg

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1013/valentine3no6.gif

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2236/valentine4qy5.jpg

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#56 2008-02-14 20:28:40

Okay Kids....here's some videos of the Radical Faeries. a throwback to the hippie mind-set, with a lot of pagan/wiccan queer magick thrown in.  I lived in a house with a bunch of these guys once.  They make horrible fucking roommates.  They rarely hold jobs, are ALWAYS stoned.  They seem to believe "what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine"  The also have stoopid names like Fennel and Sparrow 13...the best name I heard was Crack Baby, he was from NY, and a real bitch.



then there are the New York Faeries, a completely different breed....



then... oh my fucking goddess!

I was looking for a clip of a locally made film "Vegas In Space"  starring the late and sadly lamented Miss Doris Fish  (formerly a Tubes dancer) and Tippi, the oldest living child star, well, not anymore, she died as well, but her death certificate listed her as "female"  it would have warmed her heart.... as well as Miss X, and a whole lotta friends of mine.  I came across this clip, dubbed en espanol!??!!  ENJOY!



Then I found this clip, it has much more of the visuals, no dialog, but still worth viewing....

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#57 2008-02-14 20:37:57

Lurker wrote:

Fapping, too,  some of the ladies 'round these parts say yer hot....

He is hot, but alas, he's a man-whore.

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#58 2008-02-14 20:48:59

headkicker_girl wrote:

Lurker wrote:

Fapping, too,  some of the ladies 'round these parts say yer hot....

He is hot, but alas, he's a man-whore.

Hi headkicker, glad you're back, we all missed you.  I figured as much with his third-person references...

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#59 2008-02-14 22:06:23

Boys or Girls???

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2144/sophiaxyx7.jpg

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3879/bunny11sb0.jpg

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5313/sophia3py7.jpg

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9452/bunny5zb7.jpg

Here's one of these people's mom...you guess...
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8011/bunnyec9.jpg

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#60 2008-02-14 22:43:56

Gayniggers from Outer Space



EDIT: "Gayniggers" not "Gay Niggers."  My bad.

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#61 2008-02-15 01:41:38

Lurker wrote:

I was looking for a clip of a locally made film "Vegas In Space"  starring the late and sadly lamented Miss Doris Fish  (formerly a Tubes dancer) and Tippi, the oldest living child star, well, not anymore, she died as well, but her death certificate listed her as "female"  it would have warmed her heart.... as well as Miss X, and a whole lotta friends of mine.  I came across this clip, dubbed en espanol!??!!  ENJOY!

¡Ay, Diós Mío!  ¡Lost hombres se parecen mujeres!

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#62 2008-02-15 20:19:35

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/8517/condomdentata1sa5.jpg

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/5079/dolls8jz6.jpg

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#64 2008-02-15 20:26:52

akshully, 'tis a rrrubber, or maybe it's a sheep's colon...those things taste fuckin' nasty....
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9724/condomdentatanh4.jpg

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#65 2008-02-15 21:03:40

I realized that before I posted, but prophylactica dentata didn't have the same ring to it.

(although Prophylactica would be a good band name)

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#66 2008-02-19 01:37:09

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/4894/gay1hf3.jpg

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2603/gayparade203sy2.jpg

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#68 2008-02-19 20:33:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e647x8xFKTs

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#69 2008-02-19 22:21:50

Dirckman wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e647x8xFKTs

"Good Evening, Godless Sodomites!"

I'm going to start every meeting at work like that from now on.

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#70 2008-02-19 22:23:06

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#71 2008-02-19 23:44:07



Edit: Fixed the tags since it's bugging me.  FYI, the correct format to show the video is:

Code:

[youtube]KDYs0nzbBsA[/youtube]

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#72 2008-02-25 20:19:45

If I had had a Sponge Bob musical rectal thermometer maybe thing would have turned out very different for me.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/889/sbspmusicalthermpkgwc8.jpg

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/5359/camkp8.gif

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#73 2008-03-01 14:32:35

I'm baaaack!

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/5951/lois1hb7.jpg

mmm...dat Pudenda DeBris sho do smell good....

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/3361/flowersnp0.jpg

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3857/diagram1bo9.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6401/diagram3nu3.jpg

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#74 2008-03-01 22:37:32

Some N.Y. art fag took this pic and called it "Family Values"
I recall kicking that doll all the way home....btw, the other kweer in the pic went crazy and moved to Redding.....I'm sure it's dead by now....the kweer, not the doll....

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9063/lois5cl2.jpg

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#76 2008-03-02 21:08:00

File under stupid.  More queer shame....

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#77 2008-03-02 22:10:16

Can't tell WHERE this guy is coming from....

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#79 2008-03-03 21:29:31

Why can't we suffer like everyone else?  If they decide in favor of gays tomorrow, I'm stuck with the husband's tm debts....that is if our original marriage is still legit.....

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#80 2008-03-03 22:03:34

You are not allowed to put a "™" after the word "husband" when you refer to your husband.

It's not because your husband is the same sex as you, or because I dispute the validity of your marriage--quite the contrary.  It is because I trademarked my Husband™ long ago.

You can ask anybody 'round here who was around in the Cruel days.  I've been doing it for years.

I was first, so sorry.

(I would not have a problem with any other symbol, though; for instance, that "R" in a circle that I can't figure out how to do on my keyboard.  You can have that one.)

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#81 2008-03-03 22:55:50

I hereby copyright my wife™ and my ex-wife®.  My children are to be known simply as my sons©.

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#82 2008-03-03 23:50:34

George Orr wrote:

You are not allowed to put a "™" after the word "husband" when you refer to your husband.

It's not because your husband is the same sex as you, or because I dispute the validity of your marriage--quite the contrary.  It is because I trademarked my Husband™ long ago.

You can ask anybody 'round here who was around in the Cruel days.  I've been doing it for years.

I was first, so sorry.

(I would not have a problem with any other symbol, though; for instance, that "R" in a circle that I can't figure out how to do on my keyboard.  You can have that one.)

So sorry George....it was not meant as a slight.  I just thought it was a brilliant idea.  Your brilliant idea....and yes, I know you've been doing it for years...does the
husband tm know?  I can't figure out the circle R thing either.... won't happen again....

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#83 2008-03-04 00:15:37

lurksie,are you on the right or the left hand side of that pic?

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#84 2008-03-04 00:22:05

icangetyouatoe wrote:

lurksie,are you on the right or the left hand side of that pic?

facing the pic, the right.  Husband tm is on the left... ooops, sorry George...

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#85 2008-03-04 00:27:48

That's a relief-and what a fine looking fellow you are. Preppie, almost. Preppie-prostate massaging.

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#86 2008-03-04 00:33:32

icangetyouatoe wrote:

That's a relief-and what a fine looking fellow you are. Preppie, almost. Preppie-prostate massaging.

Bwuhahahahaha!  keeps the hemmoroids away...if only more str8 men knew that....btw, I got rid of the scrotum scratcher, it's all white now and made me look my age....
also, husband tm is only chubby, 'cause I'm such a good cook....damn! sorry George....

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#87 2008-03-04 07:22:03

Limpwrist in Oz....Hey Felch, did you check out any of their shows?


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#88 2008-03-04 07:28:47

and a little bit of Tribe8....

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#90 2008-03-04 07:49:07

I can't figure out the circle R thing either...

Looks like sailor can help you out with that.

Since I always use the upper-case H and you are using lower-case, I probably cannot successfully sue you.

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#91 2008-03-04 20:10:44

George Orr wrote:

I probably cannot successfully sue you.

You DO know I work for a law firm?

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#92 2008-03-04 20:29:35

http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/1553/askmezr9.jpg

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#93 2008-03-04 22:07:56

this is gonna be sweet, awright....

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#94 2008-03-04 23:48:10

Saw Marc Almond about 20 years ago... love this song...

 
Wait a minute, my bf at the time was obsessed with him, he was a total ASSHOLE...the bf, not Marc Almond.

more....
...I would parade you down the HIGH STREET.....

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#95 2008-03-05 00:04:59

and then there is this ass-bite...I was involved with Club Chaos back in '89, Trent came in cos we were promoting his first single "Up Above It"...he realized it was a gay club and ran out like a fucking pussy...scumsucker



though this dear man did a great version of one of his songs...



I still miss Johnny Cash....a true genius.  this song still brings tears to my eyes....



His daughter Roseanne is fucking hot.



I know this isn't "gay" but  I like it....

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#96 2008-03-05 19:23:11

http://www.thewvsr.com/images/captain_faggo.jpg

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#97 2008-03-05 19:39:21

That pink shirt is sooo ghey....

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#98 2008-03-05 19:47:55



I loved this comment....

Somewhere in some mid-eastern city, a circus just came to town, and they set up a big tent, and under that big tent a clown sits in a tiny car, under the brim of his big-top hat crying, because this fuckstick Jeffree Star stole all his clown make up.

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#99 2008-03-05 19:54:33

I think that commenter must just be jealous.  Jeffree looks fabulous.

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#100 2008-03-05 19:58:46

Yeah, he does, kinda scary....  I'm not able to get these to play, what the fuck is that?

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