#1 2008-02-12 21:16:55
I was asked to float this idea for a "sticky" Queer-Bait thread....I must admit it is in part inspired by the shit-storm Dirckman sparked recently...whom I must thank for inspiring some very thoughtful responses... I envision it as a space where anyone could post images, site, and ideas that support his statements that we are freaks. Something I've never personally denied...we are so fucking fabulous at it.....We can also be very caring freaks that perform selfless acts of kindness to help those less fortunate.
Believe me, since I lived on the Castro (above a noisy bar) I came to really hold the GAY tm community in disdain. Sometimes faggots can be such assholes...lesbians too. This could be a place to expose the good and bad things the GAY tm community has to offer. From fashion-forward fellows to those into kink and other nasty stuff....I'm sure Dusty could contribute some delicious images of lesbo secks, since that is really not my cup of pee....
Sofie probably has something to contribute, given her gang of fashionistas....
Anyway, hope these pics help ignite some interest.....
or drooling.....
or outright laughter....
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#2 2008-02-12 21:32:33
Lurker wrote:
ignite some interest.....
With a bit of C-4.
Bloody fucking hell.
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#3 2008-02-12 21:40:45
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#4 2008-02-12 21:42:16
I dunno . . . queer-baiting is really a spontaneous sport. I'm not sure that a league would be successful; even here.
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#5 2008-02-12 21:42:21
Unless there are no serious objections, give it a shot, see how it goes.
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#6 2008-02-12 21:47:14
As long as you do an homage to the Cockettes ever so often.
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#7 2008-02-12 21:50:37
MSG Tripps wrote:
Lurker wrote:
ignite some interest.....
With a bit of C-4.
Bloody fucking hell.
Well, I see the bait is working, thanks Dahl. I can dig some queer punk for you to tap your toes to....the wimmin in that genre really kick ass and cut to the quick....granted, that's just a teaser....the guys also can get a groove on....
Hey, Green Day had Pansy Division open for them on a national tour.... not that I'm a fan of Green Day...but still PD has balls....
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#8 2008-02-12 21:52:46
I think Dhal needs some Gay Punk! Yeeeeah.
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#9 2008-02-12 21:56:09
Dmtdust wrote:
As long as you do an homage to the Cockettes ever so often.
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Did you click on the first "freak" link? Of course, The Cockettes are one of the reasons most of the young queers prancing about these days can get away with it....and who can deny Sylvester
really defined disco? Love it or hate it, disco did have an impact on pop culture...gays tend to be trendsetters that way....oh my, this is going to be delicious....
Dusty wrote:
I think Dhal needs some Gay Punk! Yeeeeah.
Lemme see if I can dig up "Nine Inch Males" by Pansy Division.....
oh wait, that was the name of a single, oh well, guess this country inspired ditty will have to do "You Whipped My Ass in Tennis, I Fucked Your Ass in Bed"
Shit, guess some prude censored it...
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#10 2008-02-12 22:08:31
Lurker wrote:
the bait is working, thanks Dahl.
My job is done.
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#11 2008-02-12 22:20:38
I'm a little confused--when you say "Queer-Bait," do you mean, like bait for luring queers, or do you mean, like...
baiting queers?
Am I doing it right?
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#12 2008-02-12 22:27:08
George Orr wrote:
I'm a little confused--when you say "Queer-Bait," do you mean, like bait for luring queers, or do you mean, like...
baiting queers?
Am I doing it right?
I really hate it when you're baiting queers and they start to get all smushy and slide off the hook.
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#13 2008-02-12 22:33:59
MSG Tripps wrote:
Lurker wrote:
the bait is working, thanks Dahl.
My job is done.
Au contrare my dear Dahl....you have not seen anything until you hear Gary Floyd belt out a tune...he is one fag that has been involved in music since the 70's punk scene...in Texas, no less.
He fronted the Dicks. Now THAT takes some balls.. He's also a very sweet man....observe and be inspired....this is a clip of Black Kali Ma...his latest band.
He also fronted the legendary Sister Double Happiness, who, much to their credit wrote the first song EVER about AIDS "Freight Train"
Which reminds me, the drummer of SDH, Lynn Perko, went on to drum for Imperial Teen, another queer band....that band also featured Roddy Bottum (big fag) formerly of Faith No More...
"....we care about disease, baby Rock Hudson Rock...."
Hey, it's a dirty job, but somone's gotta do it....
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#14 2008-02-12 22:35:05
George Orr wrote:
I'm a little confused--when you say "Queer-Bait," do you mean, like bait for luring queers, or do you mean, like...
http://www.queerradio.org/Big_Gay_Al_nude.jpg
baiting queers?
Am I doing it right?
Honey, either way, you are right on target. Welcome to the party....
Emmeran wrote:
I really hate it when you're baiting queers and they start to get all smushy and slide off the hook.
You mean this kind of hook?
me too, smushy is just so hard to get off the sheets....
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#15 2008-02-12 22:36:25
Last I checked, baiting queers was illegal within six weeks of the season's opening through the end of the season.
I hear there's no bag limit this year, though.
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#16 2008-02-12 22:42:34
Eeeeeewww... I just flashed on the viddie in my head of a queer in 'season'... ick.
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#17 2008-02-12 22:53:09
nah, this was the image I had: 
basically some sort of vodka fueled commentary on the whiplash effect of mainstream heterosexual upbringing on the homosexual Id (exempting or highlighting as you personally see fit the bi-sexuals and/or "fuck anything that moves" sorts)
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#18 2008-02-12 22:54:19
whosasailorthen wrote:
Eeeeeewww... I just flashed on the viddie in my head of a queer in 'season'... ick.
mmmm, you are SUCH a tease...but I think it's only dykes that go into "season"....maybe this cute guy can comfort you....
C'mon, he looks like a sweetheart.....
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#19 2008-02-12 22:56:28
Lurker wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Eeeeeewww... I just flashed on the viddie in my head of a queer in 'season'... ick.
mmmm, you are SUCH a tease...but I think it's only dykes that go into "season"....maybe this cute guy can comfort you....
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2520/cutiegm3.jpg
C'mon, he looks like a sweetheart.....
I think he used to work for me . . . .
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#20 2008-02-12 23:01:39
Emmeran wrote:
nah, this was the image I had: http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewareho … p27814.jpg
basically some sort of vodka fueled commentary on the whiplash effect of mainstream heterosexual upbringing on the homosexual Id (exempting or highlighting as you personally see fit the bi-sexuals and/or "fuck anything that moves" sorts)
I heard a saying some where..if it moves you fuck it, if it doesn't move you eat it.....
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#21 2008-02-12 23:02:30
Emmeran wrote:
Lurker wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Eeeeeewww... I just flashed on the viddie in my head of a queer in 'season'... ick.
mmmm, you are SUCH a tease...but I think it's only dykes that go into "season"....maybe this cute guy can comfort you....
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2520/cutiegm3.jpg
C'mon, he looks like a sweetheart.....I think he used to work for me . . . .
REALLY????? Just WHAT did he "do"?
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#22 2008-02-12 23:09:14
Lurker wrote:
maybe this cute guy can comfort you....
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2520/cutiegm3.jpg
C'mon, he looks like a sweetheart.....
Thanks, Turkey Lurkey--now I can't listen to Raffi records without that image popping into mind ]:(
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#23 2008-02-12 23:11:46
Lurker wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Eeeeeewww... I just flashed on the viddie in my head of a queer in 'season'... ick.
mmmm, you are SUCH a tease...but I think it's only dykes that go into "season"....maybe this cute guy can comfort you....
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2520/cutiegm3.jpg
C'mon, he looks like a sweetheart.....
Shit! looks like the thought police have sussed me out...and I thought "cute guy" was innocuous enough...guess I have to consult Zombie....
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#24 2008-02-12 23:14:57
You might try using hidebehind.com for pr0n.
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#25 2008-02-12 23:15:09
Jeez, and I missed it. Shucks.
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#26 2008-02-12 23:21:57
Just as I never want to live more then five miles from, and preferably always in, a cultural center for male homosexuals (best restaurants, best clubs, best grocery store, best pet parks) I suppose I feel the same way for message forums, so I'm all for this thread. I'm not sure what queer baiting is, is that posting pictures with a specific tie to media stories with a homosexual Bent (great film) ? Fred Phelps shit? At any rate, here's a shot of Ted Haggard demonstrating his fisting technique at a "Lord of the Rings: Your Anus and The Lord" conference in Colorado Springs a few years ago.
As a side note of marginal interest, I saw the massage table he was taken on on ebay, listed by the male prostitute who had serviced him. I corresponded with the guy, congratulating him on his media exposure and wishing him all the best for future plans. He was a pretty nice guy, off the drugs now, and writing a book. 
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#27 2008-02-12 23:22:10
whosasailorthen wrote:
Jeez, and I missed it. Shucks.
no, I just edited it and changed the name to a number....go look, he is adorable....don't know why he's wearing a watch totally nekkid...fags can be pretty dense....
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#28 2008-02-12 23:28:09
Lurker wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Jeez, and I missed it. Shucks.
no, I just edited it and changed the name to a number....go look, he is adorable....don't know why he's wearing a watch totally nekkid...fags can be pretty dense....
Silly boy. It's a diving watch.
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#29 2008-02-12 23:29:12
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Just as I never want to live more then five miles from, and preferably always in, a cultural center for male homosexuals (best restaurants, best clubs, best grocery store, best pet parks) I suppose I feel the same way for message forums, so I'm all for this thread. I'm not sure what queer baiting is, is that posting pictures with a specific tie to media stories with a homosexual Bent (great film) ? Fred Phelps shit? At any rate, here's a shot of Ted Haggard demonstrating his fisting technique at a "Lord of the Rings: Your Anus and The Lord" conference in Colorado Springs a few years ago.
As a side note of marginal interest, I saw the massage table he was taken on on ebay, listed by the male prostitute who had serviced him. I corresponded with the guy, congratulating him on his media exposure and wishing him all the best for future plans. He was a pretty nice guy, off the drugs now, and writing a book.
http://i31.tinypic.com/243q05y.jpg
Toe! You are right on target. Feel free to post whatever you may come across, good, bad or whatever. Personally, I don't care if it may seem offensive...the GAY tm community is constantly offending me...have fun...I know I am....
Welcome to the party.... wonder what sick fuck would buy that nasty "smushed" up table? Prolly some xtian faggot....ewwwwww
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#30 2008-02-12 23:30:22
whosasailorthen wrote:
Lurker wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Jeez, and I missed it. Shucks.
no, I just edited it and changed the name to a number....go look, he is adorable....don't know why he's wearing a watch totally nekkid...fags can be pretty dense....
Silly boy. It's a diving watch.
D'oh! Of course!
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#31 2008-02-12 23:36:25
Hi.....................
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#32 2008-02-13 00:07:31
Dirckman wrote:
Hi.....................
Well, hello sweetmeat....now I can thank you in person.....Thanks.
Feel free to flame on, you really are good at it. You made me realize I'd become complacent, living here in gay mecca...shit, kinda like teh kweer taliban...but you stirred up some buried passion, long hidden, that is now stirring through my fevered veins...ooops, uh...where was I? Anyway, take your clothes off and have fun, but remember, be safe.
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#33 2008-02-13 00:44:41
Geez, Dirckman is nervous... He wasn't expecting this kind of reaction from the local gay community.... Somehow when reading your last post I imagined you laughing maniacally the whole time you spent typing it....
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#34 2008-02-13 01:40:01
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#35 2008-02-13 07:14:26
Bravo Toe!
Here are some pics of queer actors.....
Agnes Morehead
Wally Cox...
and his fuck-buddy....
Ma Kettle....
and her lontime sweetie, Spring Byington...
This poor cutie was killed by some rough trade he picked up....
same with this one...he was found with a lead phallus crammed down his throat....
and his "supposed" lover....
this guy...
and his BF...Randolph Scott...
Hope I didn't burst any bubbles.....
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#36 2008-02-13 07:15:57
Dirckman wrote:
Geez, Dirckman is nervous... He wasn't expecting this kind of reaction from the local gay community.... Somehow when reading your last post I imagined you laughing maniacally the whole time you spent typing it....
Fapping, too, some of the ladies 'round these parts say yer hot....
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#37 2008-02-13 07:21:21
Hey Dahl, check out LimpWrist, totally hardcore..
"I Like Hardcore Boys, I Like Boys Hardcore" performed at the Eagle in SF...sorry, but the sound kinda sucks....
footage and a rare interview....
Martin Srondeguy is from Uruguay...he was also in Los Crudos, punk rock y espanol....
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#38 2008-02-13 07:28:32
Gotta get ready for work, so I'll leave you with this little image....
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#39 2008-02-13 07:33:35
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#40 2008-02-13 07:39:13
I never heard Wally Cox was gay; but I knew he was roomies with Marlon Brando and I've heard from time to time that he was hung like a monster, which conjures some disturbing mental images. I'm glad I didn't know that when I was a kid watching "Hollywood Squares."
Rudy Valentino sort of came out posthumously...I always thought it was ironic that the first man in history to become a worldwide sex object (which had become possible because of film, the "new media" of the time) was not attracted to women.
To be honest, I never speculate about entertainers. The ones I like, I usually like because of their talent and/or their work, and what they do when they're at home--who they fuck, what drugs they do, whether they bathe--isn't a factor in whether I like them.
There are some entertainers I find physically attractive, and in those cases finding out about their personal lives (gay? married? an asshole?) is pointless because it just ruins my fantasies.
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#41 2008-02-13 13:35:52
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#42 2008-02-13 17:20:37
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#43 2008-02-13 18:53:49
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#44 2008-02-13 19:46:11
Wait, is this supposed to be gay or ghey?
Sofie! Penis Llama, stat!
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#45 2008-02-13 20:29:35
tojo2000 wrote:
Sofie! Penis Llama, stat!
I ain't sofie, but I gotcher Penisllama rat cheer, buddy:
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#46 2008-02-13 20:44:15
Okay, you know, you guys have to contribute...I have a job, a husband and cats to deal with...oh, and 2 dwarf hamsters....
Please. I don't know if this is gay, but it sure is ghey
Maybe this will satisfy your needs....
(found image, btw, I DID not photoshop it, from the looks of it, niether did the original "artist")
or this...
cute George.....
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#47 2008-02-13 21:15:50
http://www.gaydorks.org/home/index.php
I always wanted to be a part of a dorksite.
It's funny, as a woman, the whole gay thing is such a non issue. I had my woman on woman fling a long time ago (it was so sticky and complicated, I don't know how you guys do it, making a guy cum has so much more...clarity, KWIM?)and really, it wasn't that exciting, looking back on it. I didn't feel like anything we were doing mandated federal intervention***, for chrissakes...
***The following countries have laws that ban homosexual sex: (and note from Toe, who the fuck wants to do anything in sierra leone, let alone have an orgasm)
Afghanistan
Algeria
Angola
Antiqua and Barbuda
*Bahrain
*Bangladesh
Barbados
Belize
Benin
Bhutan
Botswana
*Brunei
Cameroon
*Cook Islands
Djibouti
Dominica
Eritrea
Ethiopia
*Gambia
*Gaza
Ghana
*Grenada
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
*Guyana
*India
Iran
*Iraq
*Jamaica
*Kenya
*Kiribati
*Kuwait
Lebanon
*Lesotho
Liberia
Libya
*Malawi
*Malaysia
Maldives
Mauritania
*Mauritius
Morocco
Mozambique
*Myanmar
*Namibia
*Nauru
*Nepal
Nicaragua
*Nigeria
*Niue
Oman
*Pakistan
*Palau
Panama
*Papua New Guinea
Qatar
*Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Sao Tome and Principe
Saudi-Arabia
Senegal
*Seychelles
*Sierra Leone
*Singapore
Solomon Islands
Somalia
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Swaziland (female/female-unclear)
Syria (female/female-unclear)
*Tanzania
Togo
*Tokelau
*Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Tunisia
Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus (plans to repeal the law)
*Turkmesistan
*Tuvalu
Uganda
United Arab Emirates
*Uzbekistan
*Western Samoa
Yemen
*Zambia
*Zimbabwe
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#48 2008-02-13 21:25:08
something for the
GAY HALL OF SHAME
OOOPS!
I forgot, he's NOT gay.....
Craig's actions constitute "improper conduct which has reflected discreditably on the Senate," the letter said.
Couldn't they have said "badly"? WTF, is Pale working for the Senate press office......
This guy has GOT to be gay.....roller suitcases are a sure sign....
A roller suitcase was filled with adult diapers and women's clothing, including blouses and slippers, and a smaller second bag was filled with eight knives, rope and duct tape, tools apparently not used in the attack, police said.
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#49 2008-02-13 21:32:39
Hey Toe, it's only sticky if you do it right....
Now I'm gonna have to cancel my trip to *Niue....
and actually, we're usually so drunk there's no assurance either will come...for a while there sober sex was something that made me really uneasy....unless of course it was a quicky in Buena Vista Park or out at the Windmills....they've cleaned those places up, so it's a little harder to, well, um you know....
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