#2 2008-02-06 18:39:59
We now take you LIVE to Ted Haggart's shower:
*scrub scrub scrub scrub*
OH JESUS WHY WON'T IT COME OFF?
*scrub scrub scrub*
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#3 2008-02-06 18:41:55
He kept flicking the Jesus switch and it still wouldn't go away.
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#4 2008-02-06 22:19:45
"restoration" is sooo fucking gay....
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#5 2008-02-06 22:22:19
Lurker, you need to start a gay restoration camp and set up shop next door to this group.
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#6 2008-02-07 00:08:58
Now, wait a minute. I thought it was established that after just a few weeks of counseling, Ted Haggard was - indeed - straight. Didn't he say so himself? Obviously, he doesn't need the restoration.
Did I really just say that?
Speaking of which, where's Pale?
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#7 2008-02-07 00:14:09
Taint wrote:
Speaking of which, where's Pale?
Now that he's not in the rehabilitation center and has no job he has no access to the Internet.
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#8 2008-02-07 00:22:37
Do they shop at Restoration Hardware?
Service Hook
$4.95
Bear Door Knocker
$30.00
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#9 2008-02-07 00:39:25
That door knocker is actually pretty sweet.
Bonus Name That Movie Quote:
"What great knockers!"
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#10 2008-02-07 01:07:09
Taint,
Haggard completed the emergency gay extraction early too. After a few weeks he was prounounced fully straight and ready to bend over and accept a full 5 year shunning.
But as they only paid his severance through last month I guess he has decided not to take the shaft anymore.
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#11 2008-02-07 01:27:21
jesusluvspegging wrote:
That door knocker is actually pretty sweet.
Bonus Name That Movie Quote:
"What great knockers!"
Young Frankenstein... and actually, it's....
[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "What knockers."
Inga: "Oh, thank you doctor."
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#12 2008-02-07 07:04:50
He has a better chance of knocking his meth hobby than teh cock hobby....although cocks aren't as hard on the nasal passages.
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#13 2008-02-07 10:21:53
That's a tough visual image Lurky. Talk about a deviated septum.
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