#1 2018-08-20 17:43:07
Ever envy the kid who could wiggle his ears on command?
Amaze your friends! Annoy your enemies!
I have just discovered I can conspicuously dilate my hairy nostrils on demand.
Wait'll the playground sees this!
A lifelong friend insists he'll summon his last remaining strength and clock me if I don't stop.
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#2 2018-08-27 10:50:34
I can do this too. I usually reserve it for when my daughter has her friends around.
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#3 2018-08-27 15:12:33
Fuck the ears!! Amaze your late middle aged & senior friends by being able to get hard and soft on demand; bounce your boner for the kids and hold ring tosses at birthday parties. Thrill your lover, lift logs and challenge the preconceptions.
I will applaud you at that point.
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#4 2018-08-29 09:20:33
That skill will come in hand in jail too, Emmeran. You're on to something there. lol
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