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phreddy · 2015-12-09 13:56:33

Hi all. Damn, what with all the shit flying around about Islamic terrorists, religious factions, and with a lying criminal and a bellicose idiot leading their respective parties in the presidential polls, it almost makes me want to jump into the fray. But, my life has been so peaceful since relegating myself to lurker. Perhaps I will step in periodically when adult leadership or harsh partisan criticism is called for.

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Dmtdust · 2015-12-09 13:58:44

HEY! Welcome home!

Emmeran · 2015-12-09 14:12:31

Damn - we've missed you. Several of us have tried to cover your role but we just lack the proper flare.

Oh yeah, and you're correct - the world is still idiots on parade.

**Five will get you twenty that the Bush Jr victory was a trade off for a black guy (kinda) and a woman (kinda).**

matty.the.damned · 2015-12-09 14:13:10

Shit! Phweddy!

phreddy · 2015-12-09 14:21:40

Thanks for the sweet welcome. However, you're still a bunch of assholes, and I mean that in the nicest way.

Fled · 2015-12-09 14:29:17

Screw you Phreddy, and good to hear from you.

Tall Paul · 2015-12-09 18:14:25

Hey Phreddy! Glad to see you're back amongst the assholes, where you belong!

You haven't seen fnord around anywhere, have you? Nice shovel, by the way. Looks like you're going to need it again.

matty.the.damned · 2015-12-10 02:36:23

Tall Paul wrote:
Hey Phreddy! Glad to see you're back amongst the assholes, where you belong!

You haven't seen fnord around anywhere, have you? Nice shovel, by the way. Looks like you're going to need it again.

If a trio of lumbertwinks isn't enough to bring that old fudgie out of his bolt-hole, nothing will.

We have to face facts, Fnordy is lost to us.

Tall Paul · 2015-12-10 08:28:57

matty.the.damned wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
Hey Phreddy! Glad to see you're back amongst the assholes, where you belong!

You haven't seen fnord around anywhere, have you? Nice shovel, by the way. Looks like you're going to need it again.
If a trio of lumbertwinks isn't enough to bring that old fudgie out of his bolt-hole, nothing will.

We have to face facts, Fnordy is lost to us.

Maybe he's at a secret Stormfront compound in Idaho carving swastikas into the sides of potatoes. Either that or he's in Brazil for a sex change and skin darkening operation.

Baywolfe · 2015-12-10 14:14:58

Welcome back sir!

choad · 2015-12-10 15:46:12

You could still gawp in breathless wonder at the batshit inanity of the common herd, once upon a time, especially when they objected to hearing those assembled here laugh at their misfortune. Phreddy & Fnordy are both grand masters of this endangered art.

I'm grieved but not at all surprised they got bored and wandered away. Halcyon daze...

Here's to more civil aviators crash landing on the freeway.

phreddy · 2015-12-11 16:30:22

Thanks again for the warm and fuzzy welcome. Group hugs before my honeymoon expires. Sorry to hear Fnord has left the nest. He was by far my favorite Ku Klux Klan Kocksucker. Again, I mean that in the nicest way.