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#1 2007-12-19 07:42:17

In the fucked up arts n' crafts department, a new contender has appeared.

Rather than evoking embarrassment Wondrous Vulva Puppets encourage thoughtful dialogue, allowing a connection with the emotional and spiritual aspects of sex.

That or you can just bury your head in the pillow and forget your sexual dry spell for a while.

http://www.yoni.com/gifts/healing-gifts … et-27.html

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#3 2007-12-19 14:46:59

What? No butt hole puppets? I'm disappointed.

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#4 2007-12-20 00:30:10

Hrm. This is what I get for an AllTheWeb.com search for "ass puppet" (nsfw). Ought to please some B&D-ish heteros.

"Puppetry of the Penis" is so passé as to be the epitome of ennui (grok my assonance, bitches). As for butthole pirates puppets, do we really need to see Goatse again? I think he was doing a Muppet impression.

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