Uncle Jay thinks it’s really important for today’s news to be understood by today’s innocent, ignorant and immature minds.

Also children.


http://unclejayexplains.com/


This is a satirical look at the news that's updated every Monday.  It pretends to be an educational web program for children.

choad wrote:

fnord wrote:

This is a satirical look at the news that's updated every Monday.  It pretends to be an educational web program for children.

Commendable, fnord! You've managed to hat yourself Uncle Jay Explains The News, and me Uncle Jay Explains The News and Dusty. And yes, I'll add Jay to the list.

I suppose this means I need to check out eBay for a nice hat rack!

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Benny Hinn Does Dallas

Wittenburg Door


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Liberal Martyr now goes to a domain-squatting page; removed.

Unknown Highway is no longer. He changed it to Offbeatweb, then yanked that. I've been looking for his new site, but with no luck. I've used search terms such as odd,strange, unusual etc. but nothing comes up. When you type in either unknownhighway or offbeatweb.com, you get a big belly blog. That's just a put off, as that's not his real site.

I have spent the last seven hours reading and exploring Hyperbole and a Half (and I'm not done).  I think she's funnier than Bloggess.

If you don't have seven hours to spare just now, here's a tiny sample.

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Added The Daily WTF.

Way to Suck That Dick has gone inactive; removed from sidebar.

Edit: hmm, lasted almost exactly a year.

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Added Comics with Problems.

choad wrote:

Adam Nelson wrote:

It has greatly troubled my heart to voyage to this vast kingdom of wanton mockery and carnality, yet I must suggest ChristWire.org for your consideration.  Now I notice that you use 'submit a missing link', which naturally suggests someone here embraces the deceptive evolution talk and clearly needs his/her heart purified from the ashy soot of liberal thinking.

Pastor Jack Appropriately Spreads Paranoia and Fear

Adam Nelson, in a spirit of wanton mockery and carnality, go fuck yourself.

http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/2049462

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choad wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Adam Nelson, in a spirit of wanton mockery and carnality, go fuck yourself.

http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/2049462
http://www.travelblog.org/pix/shim.gif

It's satire, Paul.

I'm more concerned with why I can't get the image tags to work. Besides, it was a frendly go fuck yourself.

square wrote:

Ironically, this anti-socialist publication bears the union label.

whosasailorthen wrote:

Ironically, this anti-socialist publication bears the union label.

Well if you read the comic you'll learn that, unlike the capitalists, the socialists just want to cynically exploit labor to accumulate power.

Tall Paul wrote:

Was that golden calf ashtray ever displayed on the top page, or was it pulled out of Pastor Jack's posterior? I don't recall seeing it. "God knows we don't worship ashtrays" would make an attractive banner.

Perhaps before your time: December 21, 2008.

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Tall Paul wrote:

The saddest thing about christwire.org is that anything short of a brilliant parody of conservative fundy religiosity is indistinguishable from conservative fundy religiosity.

The silver lining is that the tone of the site very often lures in real fundies, who comment.  The conversations and cross-talk (pun intended) between the clued-in and the clueless sometimes reach the level of art...and sometimes you can't tell the pranksters and the earnest apart.

Meanwhile, in the cat thread...

George Orr wrote:

lechero wrote:

Click this link without delay: http://procatinator.com/

I scored a stuffed cuckoo cat & Tom Jones on my first round, if only you can be so fortunate.

This needs to be on the Short Bus list ASAP.

Ask, and ye shall receive.

Filthy Richmond and Woggah's adventures in dating have both stopped updating; any objections to removing these?

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choad wrote:

square wrote:

Filthy Richmond and Woggah's adventures in dating have both stopped updating; any objections to removing these?

Not from me. Yayhooray suffered the same fate and I just hosed it.

OK, these are now gone.

sigmoid freud wrote:

choad wrote:

Yayhooray suffered the same fate and I just hosed it.

YayHooray moved.

Good and thank you. I overlooked this post and just reenlisted yayhooray.

square wrote:

My First Dictionary has gone nearly six months without updating, and Hyperbole and a Half nearly seven.  I'm not particularly eager to remove either one, but will if they stay moribund for another month or so, unless there's a compelling reason not to.

Good, let 'em ride. Meat space gets messy and demanding sometimes. Anyone heard at all from Wilber's penix pal Pale?

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The author has officially stuck a fork in My First Dictionary.

I've replaced it with his new site, The Baby Died.  Includes news reports from the past like:

The Leeds Intelligencer of February 11, 1854 wrote:

The skeleton of a woman was found, a few days ago, inside a fence, in the vicinity of Bantry, which has caused the greatest sensation amongst its inhabitants.  Strange to say, the face remained uninjured, whilst the bones of the limbs and body were literally bare of flesh, it having been torn and devoured by dogs.

Nearly three months since the last update of The Baby Died, so it's now buried.

In honor of the last post "Poisoned by Haddock":

George Orr wrote:

I would like to nominate Chip Zdarsky.

Added.  Thanks for the pointer!

Just found an interesting blog, Meth Angels, that looks perfect for our Short Bus Affiliate program.

http://methangels.blogspot.com/

fnord wrote:

Just found an interesting blog, Meth Angels, that looks perfect for our Short Bus Affiliate program.

http://methangels.blogspot.com/

Sounds demented. Done.

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