What the fuck is this?  What's going on Ahpoopsicle? Are you OK? Are you asking to be re-named? Please, be as specific as possible.

whosasailorthen wrote:

Hmm.. DickWad and LilPrick are open.

I was hoping to circumvent this by dropping a few names that are far better than names like that.

I recommend a quest complete with the appropriate fasting, mental preparation and judicious use of visionary plants.

Or if constrained by our modern American lifestyle at least 3 hours in a dark closet with some jenkum.

Only then will you come to know your totem and receive your spirit animal name.

Emmeran wrote:

"Bitch-eyes" has a nice ring to it as does "Pie-Ho", "Whale-turd", "Eagle-shit" and "ID10T".

Although as far as the last one goes I prefer the Irish colloquial "Eejit"

Bitch Eyes has a nice ring to it.

How about analrapist ? The Urban Dictionary defines it as "Somebody who combines the professions of analyst and therapist, thus becoming an analrapist." so at least it's classy.

You could always try ah_Clem and see how it goes.

Fled wrote:

I started out as Fled Frinstone, but gave up my last name when I moved to the new place on High Street.  Neither name is exactly a prize winner.  However, having coveted the neighbor's wife, Betty, and given the fact that Mr. Johnson was saluting Brooke Lee Adams at the time, it seemed momentarily appropriate.  These choices we all make, we can't simply walk away from them, can we?

You lost me at Wilma.

I like Analrapist.

opsec wrote:

Fled wrote:

I started out as Fled Frinstone, but gave up my last name when I moved to the new place on High Street.  Neither name is exactly a prize winner.  However, having coveted the neighbor's wife, Betty, and given the fact that Mr. Johnson was saluting Brooke Lee Adams at the time, it seemed momentarily appropriate.  These choices we all make, we can't simply walk away from them, can we?

You lost me at Wilma.

Oh, and if you e-mail choad at info@high-street.org, he can re-name your existing account so you don't have to create a new one (assuming he ever reads what oozes into that mailbox).

fnord wrote:

I started life as Get Real.  During one of Cruel's software "upgrades" when it was necessary to create new accounts to sign back on, I used the occasion to change my name to fnord.  There was a dude named Meta who was offended by my choice, which was a huge bonus!

I didn't know what a "fnord" was until just now, I went and looked it up.

How could I have missed so much fun in my life...

Emmeran wrote:

fnord wrote:

I started life as Get Real.  During one of Cruel's software "upgrades" when it was necessary to create new accounts to sign back on, I used the occasion to change my name to fnord.  There was a dude named Meta who was offended by my choice, which was a huge bonus!

I didn't know what a "fnord" was until just now, I went and looked it up.

How could I have missed so much fun in my life...

Shit! All this time I thought of you as an oddity of Gay-Republican racist who had an acerbic wit.  Taking into consideration the definition of your nom-de-plume, could it be that you are the contrarian that every good discussion needs?



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choad wrote:

Meta was an arrogant putz sometimes.

But really cool to get into an argument with.

...As for The Re-Christening of the Ah, my suggestions are

- Brown Jenkin
- booradley
- Grey Cortina
- Count Dorkula, Lord of the Uncool

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sic wrote:

My thoughts exactly.

Whatever you name yourself, Ahfuckingchoo, make sure it's jam-packed with the narcissistic spirit of this thread. Twonk.

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opsec wrote:

I preferred Bob Dobbs.

me too.

opsec wrote:

Actually, I curious how many people here were on the net before the web was available, when newsgroups were social media and Gopher was Google.

You mean, back when internet access was confined to defense contractors and academics, and modem yielding peasants had to fend for themselves with bulletin board networks, packet switching carriers and satellite feeds?

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choad wrote:

opsec wrote:

Actually, I curious how many people here were on the net before the web was available, when newsgroups were social media and Gopher was Google.

You mean, back when internet access was confined to defense contractors and academics, and modem yielding peasants had to fend for themselves with bulletin board networks, packet switching carriers and satellite feeds?

I ran a WWIV BBS back in the day until the X beat me down with long distance bills...

choad wrote:

opsec wrote:

Actually, I curious how many people here were on the net before the web was available, when newsgroups were social media and Gopher was Google.

You mean, back when internet access was confined to defense contractors and academics, and modem yielding peasants had to fend for themselves with bulletin board networks, packet switching carriers and satellite feeds?

I used to belong to this BBS called Chess Kingdom and Night Moves.  We played L.O.R.D.  And chatting with the 'sysop' was the cool thing to do.  1200 baud modem all the way!  Then call waiting came along and used to knock me offline.  Piss.

I remember playing Star Trek on a telex machine through a two-hole 96-baud modem. Now get off my lawn.

I learned to code on a potato.

BBC, usenet/newsgroups, IRC and Compuserve on a Hayes or Fastcomm 1200 bit/s dial-up, on an Osborne or Kaypro.

Bigcat wrote:

Do we have a new name yet?

"Bob."

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

By the way...where did it go...did you insensitive cunts hurt its little feelers?

That's why I was asking.

Maybe there is some sort of molting period before the new name takes effect?

Come out of your cocoon, Ahpoo.

Let us see your new handle.

If I'm not too late, might I suggest TragicJohnson?



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