Hah, I'm back, some 4 hours from disk wipe to most of my machine being back up... including the whole Adobe CS2 Production Suite.  A few more hours and I'll be fully functional!  Note to pirates, beware of CS3.  Oh, it's an awesome upgrade, but Adobe has gotten slick.  Any of the torrented Master or Production suites will leave you somewhat fucked. 

I realize no one really cares, which is why I titled the topic as I did.  Fuck you all, and for those of you with a vagina, I mean that in the nicest way possible.

I'd rip you a new one for that RT, if you didn't already have one.  We're not talking Adobe, or Distiller or any of that office based shit.  We're talking After Effects and Premiere... we're talking post production blood and gore, shatter effects, changing standard porn cum shots into alien invasions, dressing dirckmans cock into sandworms, morphing jews into horses and sofas into Dhalgrens.  We're talking water effects like... well, I'm getting turgid.  I'll be in my bunk.

opsec wrote:

I'd rip you a new one for that RT, if you didn't already have one.  We're not talking Adobe, or Distiller or any of that office based shit.  We're talking After Effects and Premiere... we're talking post production blood and gore, shatter effects, changing standard porn cum shots into alien invasions, dressing dirckmans cock into sandworms, morphing jews into horses and sofas into Dhalgrens.  We're talking water effects like... well, I'm getting turgid.  I'll be in my bunk.

Sorry, I'm mostly 2D, VB, and .NET....

I dow have Premiere at work though but dojn't use it much.

opsec wrote:

I'd rip you a new one for that RT, if you didn't already have one.  We're not talking Adobe, or Distiller or any of that office based shit.  We're talking After Effects and Premiere... we're talking post production blood and gore, shatter effects, changing standard porn cum shots into alien invasions, dressing dirckmans cock into sandworms, morphing jews into horses and sofas into Dhalgrens.  We're talking water effects like... well, I'm getting turgid.  I'll be in my bunk.

I got beaten up by CS3.  My Australian friends on BT say they have a hottie, but I am sticking with CS2 at this point.

All these changes are pushing me to Linux, Gawd forgive me.

Taint wrote:

Your friends hate "non-linear photo editing"? I'd say they need to lighten up.

My friends are all bigots.  I have to be careful what colors I wear.

[smug owner of a Mac and a functional CS rip]

pc? people still use those? get a mac dumb dumb

opsec wrote:

Saucy wenches should be seen and not heard.

You heard the man, Lurker.

Roger_That wrote:

Enjoying perc haze and leftover rum hangover.  Life is good.

Aha, so you're the culprit.  I knew I couldn't drink a liter by myself.

Some drunk fuck wiped my flash drive last night, so I can't do any work today.  Let's  go eat Schnitzel and get drunker.

'The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit,'

Pussies that they are, our federal government insists that there is 1.2 tablespoons reference grade ethanol in a standard drink.  http://www.thecoolspot.gov/facts_game.asp

1.2 tablespoons is equal to .6 ounces, diluting it to a vodka proof of 80 gives us 1.5 ounces (I told you they were pussies).  Still, 4.5 ounces of vodka every hour for 3 days is equal to 324 ounces, or 2 and a half gallons.

Throw in a Thai hooker nurse and I'll sign, Satan.

opsec wrote:

Throw in a Thai hooker nurse and I'll sign, Satan.

But would you like to be in a medically induced coma the whole time, or awake enough to enjoy it?

I'm just wondering why they couldn't lay their mitts on some Everclear. Ethanol has this nasty habit of damaging most of the cells it touches, so I presume they made a trade-off between saving his life and the "pollutants" that remain even in your average bottle of distilled spirits. As for the boys in the Boozemobile, I'm guessing they're a DUI Enforcement van's wet dream. Or you're going to tell me that when they roll up the window, there's a sign reading "Thai Hooker in Trunk."

On a side note, they're looking to use a migraine medication as an off-label curative for alcohol detox. Fools. Don't they know that nausea, the DTs, and possible cardiac arrest are your punishment for going cold turkey?