#52 2011-12-18 17:55:59
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#53 2011-12-18 17:58:03
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#54 2011-12-18 21:53:12
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#55 2011-12-18 22:24:09
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#59 2011-12-20 01:46:24
I win....
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#60 2011-12-20 02:00:09
Dmtdust wrote:
I win....
Yeah, but life long loathing ain't much prize.
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#61 2011-12-20 02:07:58
choad wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
I win....
Yeah, but life long loathing ain't much prize.
well, I will concede you that.
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#62 2011-12-22 09:28:41
'Tis the season...
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#63 2011-12-22 10:32:51
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#64 2011-12-22 11:37:17
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#65 2011-12-22 15:45:43
Merry Yule Georgette!
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#68 2011-12-22 23:23:26
Jeez, you'd think someone would tell the bitch to lighten up on the severe lipstick and hair. *sigh*
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#69 2011-12-23 15:44:49
For all of you pagan druggies...
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#70 2011-12-23 19:44:14
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#71 2011-12-24 01:36:38
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#74 2011-12-24 20:30:50
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#75 2011-12-25 17:27:43
Oy to the Verld! 
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#76 2011-12-25 18:24:02
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#78 2011-12-27 00:39:11
I told a client I was taking today off because it was the first day of Kwanzaa. They didn't know what to say and just hung up.
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#80 2011-12-29 19:37:09
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#81 2012-01-03 09:05:28
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#82 2012-01-03 15:48:32
Tall Paul wrote:
Should I put this away for next year or let it hang?
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#83 2012-01-03 18:29:13
Put it into rotation the day after Halloween, perhaps?
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#84 2012-01-21 16:04:41
Santa arrived late this year in Wednesday's mail.
Benjamin Franklin Thorne is 81 and had a rotten holiday, his elves apparently no help.
Playboy has showcased his rutting Santas every December I don't know how many years, but I have 8 of them on my wall here, Christmas greetings of various sizes and ages. I do know Ben has faithfully entertained snot nosed house apes as Santa every yuletide since his beard turned white in his 40s.
Santa, when I was a kid, had a rotten disposition and drank too much, so as you might imagine, an avowed pornographer is a dramatic improvement.
Ben is my closest living relative but I'm damned if I know how to cheer him up. Any ideas? The more twisted, the better.
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#85 2012-01-21 18:04:07
A visit to the Massage Studio? A nice nymph who'll give him a hummer whilst humming the "Star Spangled Banner"?
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