#1 2011-03-15 19:38:08

I've become strangely captivated by Kataksung's latest ramblings. The it occurred to me that they are divided into sections, each with a title - just like an old murder mystery.

So what better than to have an illustration for each chapter?

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#2 2011-03-15 20:10:04

Chapter 1. - Psychology Intimidation

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vzEAuazt42w/RfrRAGuZ3rI/AAAAAAAAAGM/xcXPqAtVA0I/s320/mesmerist.jpg

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#3 2011-03-15 20:11:15

Chapter 5. - Microwave killing

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/08/19/chinaarnold_wideweb__470x371,0.jpg

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#4 2011-03-15 20:12:31

Chapter 7. - Alleged Murder of Ernie

http://thumbnails.hulu.com/14/854/69734_512x288_generated__WUJZAEgptUGrSpQMlnuYYQ.jpg

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#5 2011-03-15 20:50:32

Let me know when you find an illustration for "My American Nightmare."

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#6 2011-03-15 20:53:14

George Orr wrote:

Let me know when you find an illustration for "My American Nightmare."

A picture of dubya would be too easy, wouldn't it?

Anyway, I'm inviting submissions. Only so much googling I can do on the taxpayer's dollar.

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#7 2011-03-16 00:14:12

22. Fluorescent lamp killing (1)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2087/2421660624_9ea08fc854.jpg

23. Fluorescent lamp killing (2)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fql9OOqZzuQ/SxMkDpGW7AI/AAAAAAAAClQ/E1RbHdnShtk/s1600/tube-fight-6.jpg

24. Fluorescent lamp killing (3)
http://www.balcan.co.uk.nyud.net/library/lamp/lamp-crusher-fluorescent.jpg

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#8 2011-03-16 00:24:07

203. Iowa surprise
https://cruelery.com/sidepic/cornholio.jpg

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#9 2011-03-16 01:38:02

https://cruelery.com/img/commie4.jpg



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#10 2011-03-16 02:16:53

Invincible?

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#11 2011-03-16 09:54:49

George Orr wrote:

Let me know when you find an illustration for "My American Nightmare."

http://img24.imageshack.us/i/normanrock … ybirt.jpg/

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY MY IMAGES WONT EVER EMBED??? HOLY ANNOYING WTF.

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#12 2011-03-16 10:00:47

Roger_That wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Let me know when you find an illustration for "My American Nightmare."

http://img24.imageshack.us/i/normanrock … ybirt.jpg/

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY MY IMAGES WONT EVER EMBED??? HOLY ANNOYING WTF.

Mine won't either. The last time I asked, somebody (I thought it was you but I guess not) called me a fucktard.

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#13 2011-03-16 10:12:23

Bigcat wrote:

Mine won't either. The last time I asked, somebody (I thought it was you but I guess not) called me a fucktard.

It probably was me. 

SOMEONE FIX THIS SHIT.

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#14 2011-03-16 10:57:26

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/7968/normanrockwellhappybirt.jpg

Try 'copy image location' rather than 'copy link location' and use the image tags, not the link tags. At least then you won't fuck it up the same way I used to.

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#15 2011-03-16 11:00:14

Thanks TP.

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#16 2011-03-16 11:01:23

De nada, R_T.

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#17 2011-03-16 11:04:42

Tall Paul wrote:

Try 'copy image location' rather than 'copy link location' and use the image tags, not the link tags. At least then you won't fuck it up the same way I used to.

This is what I have been doing.  It still doesn't work.  Blah.

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#18 2011-03-16 12:41:55

Al Qaida is US Puppet

http://pics.livejournal.com/ludomancer/pic/001e7tts

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#19 2011-03-17 00:11:33

629. Attack the Euro (3/13/2010)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DxEIU15cNPg/TC5ZbSeoLgI/AAAAAAAAAj4/vRZu23eMCCo/S380/laraza2+euro+trash+the+problem.jpg

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#20 2011-03-17 03:40:14

Roger_That wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

The last time I asked, somebody (I thought it was you but I guess not) called me a fucktard.

It probably was me.

HAH!

Roger_That wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Try 'copy image location' rather than 'copy link location' and use the image tags, not the link tags. At least then you won't fuck it up the same way I used to.

This is what I have been doing.  It still doesn't work.  Blah.

You're really going to hate this, but here's what you do.  SAVE the pic locally, UPLOAD it to highstreet, then "Copy and Paste the following into the message box of your post:"  Of course you might not want to do this on a work machine.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/21_duckseason.gif

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#21 2011-03-17 05:01:05

opsec wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

The last time I asked, somebody (I thought it was you but I guess not) called me a fucktard.

It probably was me.

HAH!

Roger_That wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Try 'copy image location' rather than 'copy link location' and use the image tags, not the link tags. At least then you won't fuck it up the same way I used to.

This is what I have been doing.  It still doesn't work.  Blah.

You're really going to hate this, but here's what you do.  SAVE the pic locally, UPLOAD it to highstreet, then "Copy and Paste the following into the message box of your post:"  Of course you might not want to do this on a work machine.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/21_duckseason.gif

You could, depending on how much space the server has to left to store graphics.

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#22 2011-03-17 09:17:05

So what do I do to upload the pic?  I never could figure it out.  Call me idiot, I don't care.

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#23 2011-03-17 09:56:07

Roger_That wrote:

So what do I do to upload the pic?  I never could figure it out.  Call me idiot, I don't care.

At the top of this page is the word "Images". Click that, and you'll be taken to a new page where you can browse the files on your drive, upload them, then you copy and paste the code that is magically generated, into a post to display your image. That's the way I do it anyway. Hope that helps.

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#24 2011-03-17 09:56:59

Thanks Bastard.

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#25 2011-03-17 09:59:03

Roger_That wrote:

Thanks Bastard.

Think nothing of it. If my son didn't explain all this stuff to me, I'd be lost.

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#26 2011-03-17 10:00:39

Testing:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/16_kittysamich.jpg

Sweet, that works thanks!

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#27 2011-03-17 16:37:18

Fid

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#28 2011-03-17 19:23:40

Roger_That wrote:

Testing:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/16_kittysamich.jpg

Sweet, that works thanks!

For extra credit, copy just the part after the first "url=" up to the closing bracket and put it between "img" tags.

Code:

[img]https://cruelery.com/uploads/16_kittysamich.jpg[/img]

That way you'll post the full-sized image without people having to click on the link.

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#29 2011-04-02 01:52:33

153. Computer Warm attack(8/16)
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#30 2011-08-02 02:45:07

149. Dig the history
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071001163961/indianajones/images/thumb/b/b6/The_dig.jpg/640px-The_dig.jpg

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#31 2011-08-02 03:23:47

Chapter 4.  Burglary and Flooding 

https://cruelery.com/uploads/13_lootie.jpg



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#32 2011-08-02 03:42:17

Chapter 18.  Portable Microwave Shooting Instrument


https://cruelery.com/uploads/13_homemade_raygun2.jpg



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