#2 2011-03-14 02:41:53
fnord wrote:
Can't we just give all these people a place of their own - the Dakotas, perhaps, or Texas - and send them away?
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#3 2011-03-14 06:08:47
Is there a country called Fuckwitistan?
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#4 2011-03-14 09:58:26
Montana, Utah and Texas are already colonized. But you could still probably buy all of Nova Scotia and PEI for cheap...
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#5 2011-03-14 10:07:14
Taint wrote:
Can't we just give all these people a place of their own - the Dakotas, perhaps, or Texas - and send them away?
They have Texas. Can we cram them all into Baja, Mexico? We could have a one-in, one-out immigration policy.
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#6 2011-03-14 13:24:00
Taint wrote:
Can't we just give all these people a place of their own - the Dakotas, perhaps, or Texas - and send them away?
Hands off South Dakota! That's Dirckman's turf and Mrs. Creosote's happy place.
There's a billboard in SD with a picture of baby and the slogan "Respect All Life." For years I've wanted to paste a picture of a cockroach over the baby. That would likely bring back crucifixion as a punishment.
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#9 2011-03-15 02:21:08
fnord wrote:
It had to happen; the whispers are starting up that the homos are to blame for this.
Don't let them trick you into feeling guilty, dude.
(p.s. I have it on good authority the niggaz are to blame)
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#10 2011-03-15 20:10:18
From what I understand the Aleutian Islands are mostly desolate and the rest of Alaska is almost as fucking crazy. Send them North by Northwest.
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#11 2011-03-15 20:23:17
MrCreosote wrote:
Taint wrote:
Can't we just give all these people a place of their own - the Dakotas, perhaps, or Texas - and send them away?
Hands off South Dakota! That's Dirckman's turf and Mrs. Creosote's happy place.
There's a billboard in SD with a picture of baby and the slogan "Respect All Life." For years I've wanted to paste a picture of a cockroach over the baby. That would likely bring back crucifixion as a punishment.
Thanks for the support! I'm battling enough fucktards here already. A great way to understand what the people in your area are like is to look at the local favorites queue in Netflix. Here are some listings from SD: The Young Riders, Bullrider, Cowboy Up and a string of sappy movies you'll only see on the Hallmark channel. These people are fucking deranged and when you recommend something good like The Road or some good sci fi to them they go to great lengths to explain how it just didn't make any sense.
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#12 2011-03-15 20:30:46
Emmeran wrote:
From what I understand the Aleutian Islands are mostly desolate and the rest of Alaska is almost as fucking crazy. Send them North by Northwest.
Great idea, but it doesn't go far enough. Far enough north, that is! Send them to the north pole and house them in materials that don't float, and let them deny global warming.
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