Go for it, Kimmy. Money is an illusion. Jobs are chains. Workers are slaves. Find a way to subsist and lead a fucking life.

Get rid of everything that requires monthly payments and does not yield income, such as vehicles.  If you must drive a car, get a reliable shitbox that you can pay for up front.  Minimize expenses and determine the amount of money you'll need per wee & per month to eat & keep living indoors, if that's important to you.  Then sell anything and everything you have that is not necessary or of real sentimental value,  and will not appreciate significantly in the time it will take you to get your shit together & re-oriented.  Designer shoes, handbags, clothes, whatever - you won't need them when you're unemployed & unless they're classic pieces, they'll be out of style by the time you need to dress for work again.   

You don't have to up & quit with no parachute.  You can drag it out and collect some benefits.  If health insurance is important to you, and you are not eligible for reasonable coverage under your boyfriend's plan, research ways in which you might take a leave of absence (paid or unpaid) from your current job and the terms of various forms of leave.  Spy/reason to determine which, if any, departments are being considered for layoffs and then request a transfer.  It may be more or less hateful & loathsome work, but it will be a new flavor of hateful & loathsome and you can be part of the problem (the department sucks & is losing money) and the solution (doing bad enough work to speed its elimination) at the same time.  Being fired is underrated; look into your state's unemployment compensation regs to see how you could be let go & still retain the right to claim that weekly check.

I could be wrong, but you don't strike me as a person who enjoys sowing chaos, stealing, and setting people up for conflict.  That's kind of unfortunate, because when you really hate the people you work with and for and the actual work, being covertly destructive can give you back a sense of agency and a reason (other than the paycheck) to go to work every day.

phoQ wrote:

All Americans are "boat people."  Mine came in ships allegedly owned by Jews.

Is it possible you are the token negro several people here have hoped would show up?  Are you a member of The Lost/Found Nation of Islam or the Five Percenters?  Imagine, our very own House Nigger!

fnord wrote:

phoQ wrote:

All Americans are "boat people."  Mine came in ships allegedly owned by Jews.

Is it possible you are the token negro several people here have hoped would show up?

Damn - good call Fnord. I was thinking Jew...a little Jew with a microscope. Did I just waste a perfectly good batch of Zyklon b on ein schwarzes?

Well, I don't know as I actually care.  It depends on how much of our reading time you waste whining about this issue in the future.

Our jobs take up a huge chunk of our time, and your time = your life.  The time you spend on the job should be as pleasant as possible.  The work itself doesn't have to be "fulfilling" or "actualizing" or whatever, as long as the atmosphere, co-workers etc. provide a bit of fun.

I hate my current fucking job. I hate the people I work with, I hate the people I deal with, I hate the company I now work for, and I hate that I have to stay with it because the pay is oh so nice...so long as I am in the SIU business - things will never change.

I don't know what "SIU" is (and don't explain; it's okay, I really don't care).  But I'm betting that whatever it is, it has endowed you with skills you could apply to some other line of work.  You probably don't recognize these skills as being applicable to any other sort of work, though, and so you feel trapped.

Dust off your resume, update it and take it to an employment agency.  It's part of their job to look over your skills and figure out how they can be applied to different jobs.  I bet you'll be surprised by what they have to tell you.  Most agencies collect their fees from employers rather than applicants--but check to make sure before you commit to one.

Changing fields may mean a reduction of your income, but it wouldn't necessarily be a catastrophic reduction.

Credit card fraud, ID thefts, working closely with the Secret Service when dealing with mafia and/or terrorist activity.

Yes, I spoke about how much I hate my job not too long ago. I know, I am an asshole with my own asshat.

Zookeeper wrote:

fnord wrote:

phoQ wrote:

All Americans are "boat people."  Mine came in ships allegedly owned by Jews.

Is it possible you are the token negro several people here have hoped would show up?

Hey!  That job is taken!

Negro? Perhaps.

Token? Never.

We do have an awesome African-American goddess in Akkima. And NO ONE would ever say she's in any way flame-bait. She is one of the smartest, funniest, most gorgeous women I know.

I honestly don't see what the big fucking deal is.

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sofaking wrote:

I honestly don't see what the big fucking deal is.

The BFD is that kim is a whiny attention whore cunt who thinks people at a site devoted to all facets of misanthropy actually give two shits about her and her fucking job.

Start pegging your boyfriend on camera like you wanted to do the other day.  Just don't show it to anyone.  Rather constantly tell everyone that you do but the sex isn't as good as it was before you propped the Hi8 up onto that stack of Glamour back issues and took the globe off the ceiling fan to allow for a bit more light.

Just make sure you go tell some other site because around here it is getting really fucking old.

And to everyone that keeps egging her the fuck on:

Decadence wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I honestly don't see what the big fucking deal is.

The "big fucking deal" here is that Zookie has been faithfully and diligently filling the position of resident pseudo-house-nigger ever since Aladdin's disappearance.  Are we to simply hand him a gold watch, and send him on his way the minute that someone younger and with a bit more "e-street e-cred" comes along?

You had me at "gold watch".

Seriously, I would suggest you get the book "What Color Is Your Parachute" by Richard Nelson Bolles.  I'ts a great book about how to find what is really meant for you, Kim.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Or, you could flash us your snapper. Dec and a few others have promised to chip in and pay for your re-education if you do.

Indeed - Let me just check the ash-tray that I toss my spare change into.

Decadence wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Or, you could flash us your snapper. Dec and a few others have promised to chip in and pay for your re-education if you do.

Indeed - Let me just check the ash-tray that I toss my spare change into.

Let's make this more democratic. Open your snapper really wide and we'll ALL
throw change, and/or electrical appliances into it.

kim wrote:

I'm waiting on a call and I might just finish out this day here as my last day.

Street corner here I come!

Go for it Kimmy! I'll lube up the toaster.

kim wrote:

Make sure its the kind that can fit 4 pieces of bread, not the old 2 pieces - this is MY loss vag
we are talkin' about here!

Actually it's pink and looks a lot like my cock.

kim wrote:

Well whatever it is - just lube it up good!

You got it girl! QUIT! QUIT! QUIT!
(Is there any way you could quit on video?
Naked?)

Scotty wrote:

http://www.illinipundit.com/system/file … whore2.jpg

For Dog's sake, man - don't scare her off. I'm anticipating some rough&ready post-employment marinara action!

You know what they say. Never take a nigger on a Warcraft expedition.

square wrote:

A friend of mine recently quit her job; I tried to convince her to do it by running from the room screaming Leeroy Jenkins.  She opted not to, so clearly kim must do this.  With video, if at all possible.

I'd donate money to the Kim unemployment fund if she did it.

Bigcat wrote:

Kim,

      I can't believe no one mentioned the obvious here.(or mabey they did and I didn't want to sort through the tons of bullshit)

      Find somebody where you work that would be receptive to your sexual advances.(any man or bull dyke would do) Lead them to believe you are wanting them badly. As soon as they get comfy with you, drop the sexual harassment bomb on the place. Get enough money that you can forget about this work stuff forever.

      I can send you my book, " How to Fuck Your Employer Out Of Money and Never Work Again" it sells for $8.95 plus $4.00 shipping but in the interest of trying to get in your pants, I'll send it for free.

                                          Bigcat

It's not a lucrative as you'd think.  First she has to document it by complaining.  If she complains and the harrasser gets fired or moved to someplace where he/she has no contact with Kim, then Kim has no case.  If she complains and management does nothing, she may have a case, but she has to (1) keep complaining and (2) show damages...usually this requires going to a shrink and complaining about how the sexual harassment is making her mental and depressed.  Once she has faked her damages, she can quit, BUT she has to actually look for new employment right away, as the measure of damages is only the difference between the wages of the two jobs plus her time unemployed. 

Employment discrimination sucks unless you do defense work, or get a nice class action.  Otherwise you're just trying to shake dollars from companies in exchange for getting rid of someone, and the payout is nothing unless you do volume.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Kim,

      I can't believe no one mentioned the obvious here.(or mabey they did and I didn't want to sort through the tons of bullshit)

      Find somebody where you work that would be receptive to your sexual advances.(any man or bull dyke would do) Lead them to believe you are wanting them badly. As soon as they get comfy with you, drop the sexual harassment bomb on the place. Get enough money that you can forget about this work stuff forever.

      I can send you my book, " How to Fuck Your Employer Out Of Money and Never Work Again" it sells for $8.95 plus $4.00 shipping but in the interest of trying to get in your pants, I'll send it for free.

                                          Bigcat

It's not a lucrative as you'd think.  First she has to document it by complaining.  If she complains and the harrasser gets fired or moved to someplace where he/she has no contact with Kim, then Kim has no case.  If she complains and management does nothing, she may have a case, but she has to (1) keep complaining and (2) show damages...usually this requires going to a shrink and complaining about how the sexual harassment is making her mental and depressed.  Once she has faked her damages, she can quit, BUT she has to actually look for new employment right away, as the measure of damages is only the difference between the wages of the two jobs plus her time unemployed. 

Employment discrimination sucks unless you do defense work, or get a nice class action.  Otherwise you're just trying to shake dollars from companies in exchange for getting rid of someone, and the payout is nothing unless you do volume.

Well there goes THAT plan, and it seems so easy! I'm so glad HKG knows her shit!

kim wrote:

Well there goes THAT plan, and it seems so easy! I'm so glad HKG knows her shit!

To:  Kim
From:  Uncle Sam


Enlist.

Then you can shoot at your problems.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Niggers have computers???

There goes your neighborhood.  Mind if I hang my wash out.  Oh, can I borrow some money...