Hi Wilbur!

I see pENIx kinda rubs you the wrong way.

hehe.

You visited that websit and missed this page???

If so you missed:

...the Mickey Mouse Gas Mask:



...the Sacrilicious Hot Priest Calendar:



...the "Armor of God PJs":



...and finally Gay Bob, "the gayest toy of the seventies (aside from Ken)":

Fuck it.  I'll host the damned thing myself....

Roger_That wrote:

Hi Wilbur!

I see pENIx kinda rubs you the wrong way.

hehe.

Hey Rog - nah...pENIx doesn't rub me the wrong way. He doesn't rub me the right way, either. In fact, the idea of pENIx rubbing me at all brings chunder to my molars. (Sorry, pENIx, nothing personal - I let all sorts of dreepy, uninteresting women rub me; it's the gender issue that stands between us. Unless you do the drag thing really really well, but if I feel even the slightest hint of stubble I'll give you two black eyes and throw you back to Taint for some serious punishment.)

fnord wrote:

I’m waiting for the pALEPHx/Taint nuptials to be announced.  These two keep making very public overtures to each other and I think it’s only a matter of time until one of them shouts OH BABY YES YES YES!

I pity their offspring.  Between Taint's slurpomania and Paley's tendency to chitchatchitchatchit, you could end up with a kid in total confusion about what its mouth was for.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Sorry, pENIx, nothing personal - I let all sorts of dreepy, uninteresting women rub me; it's the gender issue that stands between us. Unless you do the drag thing really really well...

Please. You couldn't handle a seven-foot tall woman. In fact, we don't have much proof you can even manage one your own size. Except your word, of course. That, fifty bucks, and a jar of Vaseline oughta be able to get you in anywhere.

Roger_That wrote:

I see pENIx kinda rubs you the wrong way.

hehe.

Excuse me, I'm the only one allowed to pick on RiceBoy. His superior intellect always makes minced meat out of me.

Felch. "Without the 't' RiceBoy"

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Well it seems pENIx rubs Felch the wrong way, more than Wilbur.

Btw, the Armor of God PJ's was a CSOTD a long time back.

Gotta love my repository of useless information.

felch wrote:

pENIx - "How do I fire this thing and jerk off at the same time ?!?!!?!?!?!?"

Feltch

I figured even your room-temperature intellect could master one-button operation. I figured wrong.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

Well it seems pENIx rubs Felch the wrong way, more than Wilbur.

Nah, Felch just has some catching up to do.

I truly don't know what the vaginal bloodfart's issue is. He's not even worth loathing, and obviously can't be arsed to read enough of HS to realize my pic's already out there. He just logs in to search out my posts and twit me, and that must be growing tedious for most. At least Wilbur digs up all this creative shit for me to play with. Where else am I going to get material to represent him as a bordello-running incarnation of Cthulhu?

Only you would think that particular post was directed at you. It was a general comment, the kind people make when they notice a similarity elsewhere on the Internet. My mistake was in responding to a thread of your at all. Not many do. But let's say I wrote it about you, on purpose, just to flame you. (1) I know "who" you are; and (2) I'm fairly sure no one really cares who you think you are. You're certainly a legend in your own mind, and flapping about--calling me names even a six year-old could improve upon--is really making me tremble.

Or did you think that anyone who appeared on this site was obligated to show you more than the respect that you deserve?

Which is now departing from "zero" into a hole around the molten core of the earth, just so we're clear.

Toodles, Pheltchie.