#2 2010-02-24 22:09:12
Hey, the guy's just happy to be back home.
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#3 2010-02-24 22:18:58
whosasailorthen wrote:
Hey, the guy's just happy to be back home.
I started snorting all unattractive-like when I read that and repeated it to my husband, who took you literally: "I don't think that's what the video was about." So that made the snorting even worse. La la la la la lalalalaaaa.....
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#4 2010-02-24 22:31:14
It's worth going to YouTube to watch it, and then clicking on all the old Soviet era commercials and news programs (I'd forgotten all about Vremya). If anyone ever feels embarrassed for how they dressed back in the 1970s and 80s, it was much, much worse in the USSR.
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#5 2010-02-24 22:35:17
Why did this make me chuckle, then giggle, then bray like a retard who's just been handed a fudgesicle?
I could not tell you why if my life depended on it.
But one thing I can point to that kills me is he appears to be lip-synching.
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#6 2010-02-25 02:01:11
Pretty fly for a white guy.
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#7 2010-02-25 06:07:55
Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой
Translation?
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#8 2010-02-25 10:12:49
Bigcat wrote:
Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой
Translation?
"I'm really happy. Indeed, I, finally, am coming home."
It's awkward sounding in russian too.
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#9 2010-02-25 11:00:11
Muchas gracias.
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#10 2010-02-25 13:17:38
ah297900 wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Я очень рад, ведь я, наконец, возвращаюсь домой
Translation?"I'm really happy. Indeed, I, finally, am coming home."
It's awkward sounding in russian too.
So he really IS happy to be home! I thought you guys were kidding. The whole song's about how happy he is to be coming home to his butterscotch-colored apartment filled with wrought iron...thingies?
George, you betcha he's lip-syncing. AND pantomiming strolling.
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#11 2010-02-25 13:45:19
Is that a Russian beaver on his head, or have I forgotten how bad wigs looked in the 70's?
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#12 2010-02-25 14:05:33
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
George, you betcha he's lip-syncing. AND pantomiming strolling.
He's only lip-syncing because he can't remember the words. I saw this guy on a Behind the Music, and he was blasted out of his skull when this video was shot.
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#13 2010-02-25 14:27:12
ah297900 wrote:
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
George, you betcha he's lip-syncing. AND pantomiming strolling.
He's only lip-syncing because he can't remember the words. I saw this guy on a Behind the Music, and he was blasted out of his skull when this video was shot.
Wait a minute. Is he the guy who became a heroin addict, bounced in and out of rehab, and now works for PETA to promote animal rights, or was that that other guy?
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#14 2010-02-25 16:33:50
My first impression was that he was an android, perhaps the Homo erectus stage of android evolution that will eventually lead to androids such as Commander Data.
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#16 2010-02-25 23:34:59
Nothing to see here, move along.
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#17 2010-03-02 00:19:22
Anybody else still have this fucking song in their head, five days later? I've taken to doing this in public--gestures and all.
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#18 2010-03-02 12:43:13
WAIT. WHEN did Cherry Vanilla get married? Didn't you have the fling with Dirckman?
I'm corn-fused.
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#19 2010-03-02 12:49:49
ah297900 wrote:
Anybody else still have this fucking song in their head, five days later? I've taken to doing this in public--gestures and all.
It’s still in mine. Yesterday, while grocery shopping, I pantomimed and sung this song.
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#20 2010-03-02 14:15:39
Roger_That wrote:
WAIT. WHEN did Cherry Vanilla get married? Didn't you have the fling with Dirckman?
I'm corn-fused.
Her fling with Dirkman is ancient history; somehow she avoided being strangled during lovemaking. She announced her marriage, posted a picture of herself with a big belly and has produced a sprog. If you and your sacred puckerstar would spend more time here you wouldn't have to be brought up to speed all the time! Oh, and in case you forgot, she is distantly related to me.
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#21 2010-03-02 14:36:01
I've figured Woggah out. She is saving the Fabulous Puckstar for MR. RIGHT. No artificial hymen for this girl, she is holding up the holy grail for He Who Will Sweep Her Off Feet.
Better hurry sweets.
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#22 2010-03-02 16:10:22
I think at one point he comes home and yells at his wife for not having the house cleaned.
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#23 2010-03-03 08:39:28
Are we still handing out asshats?
I posted the same damn thing two weeks ago. https://cruelery.com/viewtopic.php?id=482&p=15 (scroll down)
I take it no one checks the "Dahlgren's Greatest Hits" thread anymore... except maybe Cherry.
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#24 2010-03-03 12:13:09
Aude wrote:
Are we still handing out asshats?
I posted the same damn thing two weeks ago. https://cruelery.com/viewtopic.php?id=482&p=15 (scroll down)
I take it no one checks the "Dahlgren's Greatest Hits" thread anymore... except maybe Cherry.
Awww. I'll wear a hat. The bigger and stupider the better. I swear I didn't see it in the old man's bestest.
Wog, I did go off and get married and had a kid (not with Dirck. I haven't talked to him in awhile and I hope he's doing okay). She's 13 months old now. Her first and middle names are both characters on Lost, which was partly unintentional. And completely geeky.
Has my account been logged in since I posted yaaaaa yaa yaa yaaaaaa?? And now I have it stuck in my head again. It could be worse. Years ago, I got that awful Cher "life after love" robot-song stuck in my head for a couple of weeks and I got so frustrated and upset about it that I cried. I hope that mentioning this won't trigger it again.
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#25 2010-03-03 13:02:25
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
Years ago, I got that awful Cher "life after love" robot-song stuck in my head for a couple of weeks and I got so frustrated and upset about it that I cried. I hope that mentioning this won't trigger it again.
I don't know that song. Is this the one you're talking about?
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#26 2010-03-03 13:16:31
Is there any way we could have the original video and the Cher video both on autoplay? Because I think that would be fucking awesome.
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#27 2010-03-03 13:55:12
Taint wrote:
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
Years ago, I got that awful Cher "life after love" robot-song stuck in my head for a couple of weeks and I got so frustrated and upset about it that I cried. I hope that mentioning this won't trigger it again.
I don't know that song. Is this the one you're talking about?
I had it coming. BUT YOU CANNOT MAKE ME WATCH IT.
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#28 2010-03-03 14:00:24
You think it's child abuse that I sing the Yaa Yaa song at my kid at the top of my lungs? The high notes are particularly spectacular. You think she might get a complex or something?
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#29 2010-03-03 14:06:28
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
You think it's child abuse that I sing the Yaa Yaa song at my kid at the top of my lungs? The high notes are particularly spectacular. You think she might get a complex or something?
I sing it at my cat, and it scares the shit out of him--worse than a vacuum cleaner. It's especially bad when I burst into it at volume 11 out of nowhere.
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#30 2010-03-03 23:27:30
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
Awww. I'll wear a hat. The bigger and stupider the better. I swear I didn't see it in the old man's bestest.
Ah, that's OK, Cherry. If it were instead any number of some of the dickheads around here as of late, I'd have taken serious umbrage. But as long as it's you, I'll take it as an example of great minds thinking alike.
BTW, my banner has only three votes. One pos, and two neg. And I'm the one who gave the single pos vote! Not to sound paranoid, but does Rogers have the capability to vote twice?
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#31 2010-03-04 00:59:19
Aude wrote:
BTW, my banner has only three votes. One pos, and two neg. And I'm the one who gave the single pos vote! Not to sound paranoid, but does Rogers have the capability to vote twice?
A description of how banner voting works is scattered througout the banner thread, so just read all 48 pages if you want the whole story.
Short version: voting is tracked by IP address. Once you've voted on a particular banner, you can't cast another vote on it until an undisclosed amount of time elapses or until you change IP addresses. If you have already casted a vote, clicking on the vote buttons won't do anything and you'll see a tooltip like so:
You can see how your banner is doing here. I'm kind of ambivalent about that particular one, so haven't voted either way.
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#32 2010-03-04 12:35:47
Aude wrote:
Cherry Vanilla wrote:
Awww. I'll wear a hat. The bigger and stupider the better. I swear I didn't see it in the old man's bestest.
Ah, that's OK, Cherry. If it were instead any number of some of the dickheads around here as of late, I'd have taken serious umbrage. But as long as it's you, I'll take it as an example of great minds thinking alike.
BTW, my banner has only three votes. One pos, and two neg. And I'm the one who gave the single pos vote! Not to sound paranoid, but does Rogers have the capability to vote twice?
Well Aude - there's a blast from the past...
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#33 2010-03-04 12:39:09
Speaking of blasts from the past, the name Roger_That is really familiar. Old Cruel member, maybe? Have they posted on HS before?
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#34 2010-03-04 13:09:36
Taint wrote:
Speaking of blasts from the past, the name Roger_That is really familiar. Old Cruel member, maybe? Have they posted on HS before?
Sheesh. You go and get a job you like, and people think you died or something...
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#35 2010-03-04 14:32:20
Roger_That wrote:
Sheesh. You go and get a job you like, and people think you died or something...
Looks like cardiac arrest to me.
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#36 2010-03-04 19:34:12
Roger_That wrote:
Sheesh. You go and get a job you like, and people think you died or something...
To be fair, the last we'd heard you were off to some eastern European nation where white slavery is not unheard of.
Congrats on the the job you actually like :)
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#37 2010-03-04 19:37:28
Delawarapraugacago? or something like that.
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#38 2010-03-04 22:27:41
square wrote:
Aude wrote:
BTW, my banner has only three votes. One pos, and two neg. And I'm the one who gave the single pos vote! Not to sound paranoid, but does Rogers have the capability to vote twice?
A description of how banner voting works is scattered througout the banner thread, so just read all 48 pages if you want the whole story.
Short version: voting is tracked by IP address. Once you've voted on a particular banner, you can't cast another vote on it until an undisclosed amount of time elapses or until you change IP addresses. If you have already casted a vote, clicking on the vote buttons won't do anything and you'll see a tooltip like so:You can see how your banner is doing here. I'm kind of ambivalent about that particular one, so haven't voted either way.
Thank you, square.
I take it you're the resident thread-killer around here. Pleased to meet you.
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#39 2010-03-04 22:28:06
Woggah!!!
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#40 2010-03-04 22:59:10
Aude wrote:
I take it you're the resident thread-killer around here.
Yeah, pretty much.
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#41 2010-03-04 23:06:23
square wrote:
Aude wrote:
I take it you're the resident thread-killer around here.
Yeah, pretty much.
Excuse me, Aude. We prefer the term "End of Thread Facilitator".
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#42 2010-03-05 01:15:00
Taint wrote:
square wrote:
Aude wrote:
I take it you're the resident thread-killer around here.
Yeah, pretty much.
Excuse me, Aude. We prefer the term "End of Thread Facilitator".
UGH! Although I've held out in hopes of its speedy demise, I guess there really is no end to political "correctness?"
Right now, I feel like a ghetto nigger having been informed that my welfare checks are dependent upon my being approved by the kikes who've put themselves in the position of doling them out.
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#43 2010-03-05 06:08:42
Don't take Taint to heart. He's been demonstrating his proficiency with corporate jargon of late. Your check is in the mail.
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#44 2010-03-07 23:31:08
I'm doing fine everyone! No need to worry!
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#46 2010-03-12 22:30:36
This thread is like old home week (not that there is anything wrong with that)... so perhaps this from the past as well....
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#47 2010-03-12 22:36:13
Emily?
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#48 2010-03-12 22:38:59
Oh and there is this for any of you of any sexual persuasions that appreciates perfection, especially Whosasailorthen ...Possibly RT's, it looks virgin or at least well scrubbed...
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#49 2010-03-12 22:48:04
Dmtdust wrote:
Emily?
You bet...
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#50 2010-03-13 10:48:35
Fid wrote:
This thread is like old home week (not that there is anything wrong with that)... so perhaps this from the past as well....
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/753_em23nw.jpg
Ugh. I would have died pretty content and happy if I never had to see that weird eraserhead mole on Emily Strange's bellybutton region ever again. BUT THERE IT IS.
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