#2 2010-01-04 17:22:37
Anything to avoid actually communicating with another human being who has needs that don't exactly mirror your desires. It's time for humans to just give up and, instead of avoiding breeding through contraptions like this, just die..
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#3 2010-01-04 17:36:16
Ah man, and I just spent my money on an xbox 360.
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#4 2010-01-04 17:44:23
Well, ladies, looks like we're obsolete. Time to throw out the makeup and go off those diets.
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#5 2010-01-04 18:03:48
Now, Now, Now, no need to feel like that, I'll still fuck ya Georgie. I can do that and still stop off at red Box on the way home.
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#6 2010-01-04 18:26:28
I knew this was coming. The next step, and it's the big one, will be live porn actresses (AKA online prostitutes) who work over your avatar dick while digital magic transmits even the most subtle sensations to your wired accujack.
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#7 2010-01-04 18:41:11
This will make men even more useless and age even faster -- it's bad enough that even college boys are ungainly, lumpen maladroit fools lacking ambition to replace absent manual dexterity, physical fitness, and creativity. Now they will have no need to shape up in order to be able to afford sex with a real hooker.
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#8 2010-01-04 19:16:57
I for one welcome our new robotic overwhores.
One drawback of the RealTouch is that it is not yet Mac compatible.
This doesn't make a lot of economic sense.
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#9 2010-01-04 19:27:12
opsec wrote:
I for one welcome our new robotic overwhores.
One drawback of the RealTouch is that it is not yet Mac compatible.
This doesn't make a lot of economic sense.
The Mac compatable version will be call iSquirt.
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#10 2010-01-04 19:48:28
opsec wrote:
I for one welcome our new robotic overwhores.
One drawback of the RealTouch is that it is not yet Mac compatible.
This doesn't make a lot of economic sense.
Especially considering how many stay-at-home geeks without girlfriends (the primary demographic) are Mac users.
*Bonus points to Vaginator for the iSquirt brand name.
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#11 2010-01-04 22:17:00
opsec wrote:
I for one welcome our new robotic overwhores.
One drawback of the RealTouch is that it is not yet Mac compatible.
This doesn't make a lot of economic sense.
Nobody actually owns a Mac....
shit, only a fool pays twice as much to do half as much
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#12 2010-01-04 22:37:12
What Em said...
I sent this link over to Susie Bright (acquaintance, not friend)... I find it a sad indication of the state of the male version of the world. But then again, this could be construed as a health device for some.
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#13 2010-01-05 12:31:02
I own a mac! but Im a girl so no need for the isquirt, which really should be patented ASAP
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#14 2010-01-05 12:44:47
I'm not sure this is really that much more impersonal than the singles scene in Manhattan.
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#15 2010-01-05 12:48:50
Montecore wrote:
I'm not sure this is really that much more impersonal than the singles scene in Manhattan.
That's why I prefer to stick with small towns in the south; one night stands with your cousin is never considered impersonal.
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#16 2010-01-05 14:04:56
kim wrote:
I own a mac! but Im a girl so no need for the isquirt, which really should be patented ASAP
Ladies listen up! Cuming soon to a webstore near you the all new SquirtU Big Dog Dick.
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#17 2010-01-05 19:46:21
kim wrote:
I own a mac! but Im a girl so no need for the isquirt, which really should be patented ASAP
No, you need the iBrator! Comes with WiFi, built-in Ethernet connection and a five pound box of chocolates. Expect a firmware update sometime in the first three months and be careful not to break any teeth with it.
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#18 2010-01-05 20:12:12
bezoar_d'coeur wrote:
This will make men even more useless and age even faster -- it's bad enough that even college boys are ungainly, lumpen maladroit fools lacking ambition to replace absent manual dexterity, physical fitness, and creativity. Now they will have no need to shape up in order to be able to afford sex with a real hooker.
Now that I do not have to worry about all those tiresome things I can focus on finding my fantasy geek girl who can come over and program nightly my iSquirt. They do use hot geek girls to do the programing on these things don't they? Don't they...?
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#19 2010-01-05 20:29:03
As a software developer, I am NOT sticking my dick into anything that isn't at least at version 2.0.
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#20 2010-01-05 21:56:40
GooberMcNutly wrote:
As a software developer, I am NOT sticking my dick into anything that isn't at least at version 2.0.
And has good anti-virus protection.
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#21 2010-01-07 02:36:22
opsec wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
As a software developer, I am NOT sticking my dick into anything that isn't at least at version 2.0.
And has good anti-virus protection.
I prefer to always use a router, and be behind a firewall.
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#22 2010-01-07 02:54:40
Roger_That wrote:
I prefer to always use a router, and be behind a firewall.
Ooh, kinky.
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