#2 2010-01-06 18:30:16
This should have been titled, "Another Product You Didn't Know You Needed."
You know, back when I was promiscuous, I never had a prospective fuck turn away from my goodies in revulsion muttering "Not pink enough."
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#3 2010-01-06 18:30:25
Fading isn't quite the right word. What happens is more like the color change that happens to the edges of bologna when it's been around a while.
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#4 2010-01-06 18:34:47
Huh. Mine are getting darker purple as I go reeling through teh yeerz.
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#5 2010-01-06 18:44:26
Labia. Isn't that a country in north Africa?
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#6 2010-01-06 20:07:49
No, near the Persian Gulf.
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#7 2010-01-06 21:33:16
What about "bleach for butthole" ?
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#8 2010-01-06 21:58:21
Well if a woman is bleaching her butthole, she might as well spring for the labia paint as well. Makes perfect sense to me!
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#9 2010-01-06 22:02:54
fnord wrote:
Makes perfect sense to me!
fnord and female anatomy; oxymoronic to me.
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#10 2010-01-06 22:14:44
MSG Tripps wrote:
fnord wrote:
Makes perfect sense to me!
fnord and female anatomy; oxymoronic to me.
What Sarge said. If you don't play the game, and all that...
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#11 2010-01-06 22:19:02
Dmtdust wrote:
MSG Tripps wrote:
fnord wrote:
Makes perfect sense to me!
fnord and female anatomy; oxymoronic to me.
What Sarge said. If you don't play the game, and all that...
Your irony detectors need servicing. Much about heterosexual mating behavior is baffling to me, and a perceived need for anal bleaching and labia paint qualifies as a minor mystery.
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#12 2010-01-06 22:27:13
Yeah, I was serving irony back, your filters are fuzzy. The mysteries are forbidden from those who won't eat the fruit of them, or some sort of BS...
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#13 2010-01-06 22:33:39
Dmtdust wrote:
Yeah, I was serving irony back, your filters are fuzzy. The mysteries are forbidden from those who won't eat the fruit of them, or some sort of BS...
Dusty:
fnord's just figuring that the mystery isn't worth a mouthful of red dye, that's all.
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#14 2010-01-06 23:01:31
So what do guys use to restore the color of their sweiner? Paint balls?
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#15 2010-01-06 23:09:24
Banjo wrote:
So what do guys use to restore the color of their sweiner? Paint balls?
My understanding is that you just wash the shit off of it.
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#16 2010-01-06 23:14:07
So do guys feel the need to get their sacks lifted? I HATE old man sack, the inguinal analogue of two oranges in two tube socks.
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#17 2010-01-06 23:21:07
bezoar_d'coeur sezs
Who the fuck are you?
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#18 2010-01-06 23:30:00
bezoar_d'coeur wrote:
So do guys feel the need to get their sacks lifted? I HATE old man sack, the inguinal analogue of two oranges in two tube socks.
Gentle Reader:
The answer to your dilemma is clear. One simply stops hitting on the aged, and the problem is solved.
Unless you're confining your attempts at doing the Horizontal Polka to your peer group, in which case Miss Manners has no earthly idea what to say to you, except Godspeed.
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#19 2010-01-06 23:41:37
bezoar_d'coeur wrote:
I HATE old man sack, the inguinal analogue of two oranges in two tube socks.
I have to agree. I mean, I'm not mint condition myself, and I'm not complaining. But the sagging scrote is somehow way worse than the back hair and ear hair and all that other stuff that time does to men.
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#20 2010-01-06 23:51:04
MSG Tripps wrote:
bezoar_d'coeur sezs
Who the fuck are you?
Must we go through this again?
And what level of analysis are you requesting?
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#21 2010-01-06 23:52:49
bezoar_d'coeur wrote:
And what level of analysis are you requesting?
He's saying "Show us your tits."
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#22 2010-01-06 23:56:41
bezoar_d'coeur wrote:
And what level of analysis are you requesting?
Analize your own ass. I have never made that request before.
edit
**And show your tits.**
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#23 2010-01-07 00:04:26
Montecore wrote:
Gentle Reader:
The answer to your dilemma is clear. One simply stops hitting on the aged, and the problem is solved.
That would be a super-duper way to go about things, and the strategy I've employed most as I've aged well. But now I'm about to go on the day-old rack myself and have blown through all my money. It's time to find ways to deal with things I've been trying to interact with on only clinical levels, like real physical ugliness and poverty...
...And scrote droop and the horrible smell of old man scalp and dramatically increased production of ear wax...
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#24 2010-01-07 00:04:53
MSG Tripps wrote:
Analize your own ass.
I do believe someone's Freudian slip is showing.
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#27 2010-01-07 00:27:50
Montecore wrote:
Ah, so
[Insert some kind of bow here?]
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#28 2010-01-07 00:32:09
MSG Tripps wrote:
Montecore wrote:
Ah, so
[Insert some kind of bow here?]
You are both Tommy Shaw.
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#29 2010-01-07 00:36:59
Styx's Tommy Shaw?
How very seldom of me.
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#30 2010-01-07 01:11:16
bezoar_d'coeur wrote:
Tommy Shaw
No.
More to the point, who the fuck are you?
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#31 2010-01-07 07:09:13
Dr. Clayton Forrester wrote:
. . .shame fuels the economy. . .
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#32 2010-01-08 09:42:05
Is there a black version for Goths?
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