#1 2009-12-03 10:22:15
Hey everybody!
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#2 2009-12-03 10:48:42
I'm reminded of Grizzly Man.
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#3 2009-12-03 10:49:34
sofaking wrote:
I'm reminded of Grizzly Man.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/3_grizzlyman.jpg
You beat me to that by 42 seconds. I didn't have the pic. though.
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#4 2009-12-03 10:56:33
Oh! Hi there Newbie.
I am so glad you joined us here at balloonsandsunshine.org. I'm sure you'll find everyone friendly and nice. We don't mind one bit if you post a topic just to introduce yourself and say hi. Look back through the archives and you will see LOTS of people do that.
Please show us your little titties now or get the fuck out.
Love,
Bigcat
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#5 2009-12-03 11:14:02
As you wish =)
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#6 2009-12-03 11:43:13
Oh, oh argh.
I think Pistchio is aware of the general theme of balloonsandsunshine.org. Way to put me off my lunch. Welcome.
P.S. What's with the name? Is the "A" key on your keyboard stuck or something?
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#7 2009-12-03 12:37:45
I see that now.
You can understand though, by keeping with tradition, a small token of "what the fuck kind of post was that" needed placed.
Besides, that is only one titty. I was under the impression that the requirement was tittIES. (Not that anyone probably wants to see the other one if they are a matched set)
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#8 2009-12-03 12:37:51
It's to fuck with your head ;)
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#9 2009-12-03 12:38:15
A fucking Swede. Skoal, you worthless shit.
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#10 2009-12-03 12:39:04
Nice emoticon too.
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#11 2009-12-03 12:53:07
Oh now I'm offended. I just live in this shitty little country.
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#12 2009-12-03 13:08:32
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#13 2009-12-03 13:08:47
Pistchio wrote:
Oh now I'm offended. I just live in this shitty little country.
We could use some international flavor. Besides, you're probably white and blonde and all, not one of those swarthy dirty foreigners.
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#14 2009-12-03 13:11:55
George Orr wrote:
Besides, you're probably white and blonde and all, not one of those swarthy dirty foreigners.
Fucking mud people are why God invented the Neutron Bomb.
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#15 2009-12-03 13:15:46
Here we just hoard them all in one city and then pretend we're all open minded while guards beat the crap out of them on subways.
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#16 2009-12-03 13:20:54
George Orr wrote:
Pistchio wrote:
Oh now I'm offended. I just live in this shitty little country.
We could use some international flavor. Besides, you're probably white and blonde and all, not one of those swarthy dirty foreigners.
Hey hey now, I have to say...I recently 'visited' Jordan and Iran (the americanized versions) and their men have HUGE WANGS.
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#17 2009-12-03 13:24:09
Roger_That wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Pistchio wrote:
Oh now I'm offended. I just live in this shitty little country.
We could use some international flavor. Besides, you're probably white and blonde and all, not one of those swarthy dirty foreigners.
Hey hey now, I have to say...I recently 'visited' Jordan and Iran (the americanized versions) and their men have HUGE WANGS.
Exactly how many of them did you entertain Georgi?
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#18 2009-12-03 13:50:21
One in the scoober and two in the pooper? (sorry, it begged that. If they like sheep so much....)
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#19 2009-12-03 14:45:06
Mmmm sheep <3
Amusing fact:
Beastiality is totally legal here ;)
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#20 2009-12-03 15:17:58
Pistchio wrote:
Mmmm sheep <3
Amusing fact:
Beastiality is totally legal here ;)
Uhm, gross.
Wheres Headkicker Girl? I would deal with her any day compared to these randoms
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#21 2009-12-03 15:23:50
Yeah, I've been wondering about HK for a while. Anybody know what happened?
Did she quit because she found out fnord was gay and there was no chance of them mating?
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#22 2009-12-03 15:32:35
phreddy wrote:
Exactly how many of them did you entertain Georgi?
Don't get me mixed up with that slut R_T. The most impressive tackle I ever saw was attached to a white guy.
I've been wondering for some time why HK hasn't been around. Do you suppose she got bored with us?
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#23 2009-12-03 15:51:45
George Orr wrote:
The most impressive tackle I ever saw was attached to a white guy.
Thanks Georgie, Mardi gras 2007?
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#24 2009-12-03 16:28:47
George Orr wrote:
phreddy wrote:
Exactly how many of them did you entertain Georgi?
Don't get me mixed up with that slut R_T. The most impressive tackle I ever saw was attached to a white guy.
I've been wondering for some time why HK hasn't been around. Do you suppose she got bored with us?
My most humble apologies for mixing you up with RT. I got the quoter mixed up with the quotee. Not that you don't know your man tackle.
Yeah, what the hell happened to HK? Maybe a judge finally got tired of her lip and is letting her cool in the slammer.
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#25 2009-12-03 16:29:23
George Orr wrote:
Do you suppose she got bored with us?
YES.
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#26 2009-12-03 18:38:57
George Orr wrote:
phreddy wrote:
Exactly how many of them did you entertain Georgi?
Don't get me mixed up with that slut R_T. The most impressive tackle I ever saw was attached to a white guy.
I've been wondering for some time why HK hasn't been around. Do you suppose she got bored with us?
She's gone, zookeeper's gone, ptah's gone, pale's gone. I think I'm leaving some out, but there's definitely some kind of slow drip going on here.
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#27 2009-12-03 18:40:12
Pistchio wrote:
It's to fuck with your head ;)
We respect punctuation here. We don't draw faces with punctuation for the same reason we don't eat soup with a hammer: it's the wrong tool for the job.
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#28 2009-12-03 19:04:22
Who drove off Ptah? Who drove off Pale? Zookie drove himself off in a pique... Woggah is back, if you look.
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#29 2009-12-03 19:08:11
Pistchio wrote:
Here we just hoard them all in one city and then pretend we're all open minded while guards beat the crap out of them on subways.
Sweden is so back on my list for vacation!
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#30 2009-12-03 19:17:20
ah297900 wrote:
.......I think I'm leaving some out, but there's definitely some kind of slow drip going on here.
Probably your clap flairing up again.
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#31 2009-12-03 19:26:47
Dmtdust wrote:
Who drove off Ptah? Who drove off Pale? Zookie drove himself off in a pique... Woggah is back, if you look.
I'm still hurting over losing Fluffy.
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#32 2009-12-03 19:31:16
phreddy wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Who drove off Ptah? Who drove off Pale? Zookie drove himself off in a pique... Woggah is back, if you look.
I'm still hurting over losing Fluffy.
She defected to FARK.
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#33 2009-12-03 20:31:19
They are all just on hiatus. And you know some of them (you know who you are) can't resist looking in to see if we are still talking about them.
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#34 2009-12-03 20:35:42
sofaking wrote:
phreddy wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Who drove off Ptah? Who drove off Pale? Zookie drove himself off in a pique... Woggah is back, if you look.
I'm still hurting over losing Fluffy.
She defected to FARK.
She got tired of me dis-para-ging the Flic. (the filth, the heat, piggies, cops) due to the fact she had a relative (brother) who was one. Hells bells cockle shells, did the water get too hot?
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#35 2009-12-03 22:14:34
We ALL miss Fluffgirl. I've sent a couple of messages to HK but she hasn't responded. O+ has been boycotting us, too.
Sorry, Pist, you'll have large shoes to fill.
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#36 2009-12-03 22:45:04
Dmtdust wrote:
sofaking wrote:
phreddy wrote:
I'm still hurting over losing Fluffy.She defected to FARK.
She got tired of me dis-para-ging the Flic. (the filth, the heat, piggies, cops) due to the fact she had a relative (brother) who was one. Hells bells cockle shells, did the water get too hot?
Me thinks redundant is the word. Too much making fun of each other and not enough making fun of the world.
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#37 2009-12-03 22:54:22
It's a learning process, and some people are easily bored.
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#38 2009-12-03 23:51:55
Perhaps it's Horsey, since being an oddball hemorrhoid is his usual modus operandi
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#39 2009-12-04 00:40:22
Oh hell, we may as well whine over Grey, ClownHater, James III, Kathasung, and who ever the fuck else. Weaklings. They fell by the side of the road, quitters that they are.
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#40 2009-12-04 00:49:34
Dmtdust wrote:
Oh hell, we may as well whine over Grey, ClownHater, James III, Kathasung, and who ever the fuck else. Weaklings. They fell by the side of the road, quitters that they are.
But I miss all those people! And Fluffy! And JenniferGovt! And Cates!
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#41 2009-12-04 01:12:36
Well yeah, of course, but where is their loyalty I ask?
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#42 2009-12-04 02:47:07
I have to admit I've been spending a lot of time lately at Topix African-American Forum agitating the kneegrows. Unfortunately most of the posters there (both black and White) lack the intelligence and personality exhibited by the crew here. I'm beginning to get bored with them, so soon I will probably stop bugging them for a while and spend more time here.
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#43 2009-12-04 05:11:06
Let us not forget..... Wilbercuntlicker.
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#44 2009-12-04 07:43:41
I'm not here to fill any shoes....... Oh but I love smiley faces so dearly, are you really going to take that away from me?
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#45 2009-12-04 08:17:19
phreddy wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Hey hey now, I have to say...I recently 'visited' Jordan and Iran (the americanized versions) and their men have HUGE WANGS.
Exactly how many of them did you entertain Georgi?
I think you mean RT. And 3. 2 from Jordan, and one from Iran. Of course they don't look like your 'conventional' middle easterners.
Oh yeah, let's not forget Lebanon. Even though he was a super smart Doctor at Hopkins, he was not so impressive elsewhere. Sadly, just average.
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#46 2009-12-04 08:18:15
Pistchio wrote:
I'm not here to fill any shoes....... Oh but I love smiley faces so dearly, are you really going to take that away from me?
Yes, now stop before I offer to fuck your puckerstar with a pickle.
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#47 2009-12-04 09:56:23
George Orr wrote:
But I miss all those people! And Fluffy! And JenniferGovt! And Cates!
Jennifer, last seen in March, still makes occasional appearances. And Cates lurks, the cunt. You're right about fluffy, though.
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#48 2009-12-04 13:20:50
Pistchio wrote:
I'm not here to fill any shoes....... Oh but I love smiley faces so dearly, are you really going to take that away from me?
It seems Woggah wants to fill more than your shoes...
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#49 2009-12-04 13:55:12
Dmtdust wrote:
Pistchio wrote:
I'm not here to fill any shoes....... Oh but I love smiley faces so dearly, are you really going to take that away from me?
It seems Woggah wants to fill more than your shoes...
What kind of welcome would it be if I didn't offer to fill his turd cutter with a pickle?
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#50 2009-12-04 14:28:10
Turn around is fair play Woggah.
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