#1 2009-11-19 14:17:02
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#2 2009-11-19 14:17:51
hahahahhahhahahahhahah
HAAHHAH.
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#3 2009-11-19 14:27:52
Roger_That wrote:
hahahahhahhahahahhahah
HAAHHAH.
This, squared.
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#4 2009-11-19 22:54:06
never heard of that site... gave it a try.
Stranger: m or f
You: hi
You: lol, you must be m
Stranger: yes are you f
You: no
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#5 2009-11-20 02:25:10
My conversation went something like this:
me: are these are americans on this website?
stranger: lol why
me: everyone on this site is german or brazilian and if would be nice to
talk to a normal person
stranger: whats so great about america?
and then something like how america sucks or some shit
and I was like Say wwhhhat?
and then they said, "enjoy your broken country"
and then they signed off and that pisses me off because, yes America is all sorts of fucked up but jesus christ!
If you didn't read the other post, I'm stoned FYI. I didn't copy and paste the conversation ssso
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#6 2009-11-20 08:23:18
This is mine:
Stranger: Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
You: fart
Stranger: Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Stranger: Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Stranger: Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
You: shit poop
Stranger: Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
You: spammer
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
Stranger: Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
You: spam monkey
Stranger: Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Stranger: Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Stranger: Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
Hey you motherfunkin man, you don't know a shit. Do you wanna die?
Oh shit , a ridiculous guy is kidding me.
You don't know this motherfuckin saying,don't you??
Get the hell out of here,asshole!
You, a jerk, please do not konck it off like this. I知 telling you for the last time! Fuck off !
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Stranger: bye
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Stranger: bye
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#7 2009-11-20 08:24:14
This is fun!!!
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You: ugh
Stranger: hiiiiii
You: I"m so sad and lonely
You: love me
Stranger: f?
You: q?
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#8 2009-11-20 17:41:34
Come up with a totally off the wall first line and see what the response is.
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#9 2009-11-20 18:05:10
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: right after that I hit her
You: cuz you know I don't put up with treating old folks that way
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: she was old to`??
You: since she was naked her tits were flopping about
Stranger: oh your bad
You: and the dog ran off wimpering
Stranger: are u crazy or something?
You: my grandpa was crying and I yelled at him to put his clothes back on
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#10 2009-11-20 18:18:07
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You: Hi - ASL?
Stranger: i pull your skirt off
Stranger: i begin to rub your violently
You: I hope you're a girl
You: and did you bring your dog?
Stranger: i just pulled your skirt off
You: last time we had lots of fun with your dog
Stranger: im slapping my cock against your ass cheeks
You: you'll have to pull my slip off first silly girl
Stranger: i shove my cock in your ass
You: and you know I hate that silly rubber thing you where
Stranger: you scream
Stranger: in and out
Stranger: you shit
Stranger: everywhere
You: is the dog humping you at the same time
You: I know you love that
Stranger: i now shit on your chest
You: He's thrusting into your ass
Stranger: you massage it into you
Stranger: and back to thrusting into your ass
You: big old doggy balls bouncing against your skin
Stranger: bestiality.
Stranger: no thanks
You: I see the look of pleasure in your eyes
You: you are such a hot little girl to fuck an old lady like me
You: Grandma loves you deary
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#11 2009-11-20 19:38:48
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Stranger: Hi MothaFucka, 18/m/usa here lookin' for hot ass girl.
You: We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
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In hindsight, why I chose a quote from Chairman Mao is beyond me, but it is effective.
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#12 2009-11-20 20:14:13
Taint wrote:
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Stranger: Hi MothaFucka, 18/m/usa here lookin' for hot ass girl.
You: We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
In hindsight, why I chose a quote from Chairman Mao is beyond me, but it is effective.
It seems that Mao is more effective than the aroused canine, who woulda thunk it??
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#13 2009-11-20 20:19:52
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Stranger: hey
You: hello there
You: how are you today
You: ??
Stranger: im grat, and you?
Stranger: great*
You: good and getting better
You: Big plans for the night?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: aha you?
You: got me some vodka and some beer and a party on the way over
You: can't get much better than that
Stranger: aha true that
You: ahh...a gun shot...the night is going to be lively
You: let's count how long it takes the cops to show up
Stranger: ok
You: what is your guess, I'm betting 17 minutes or longer
You: (sounded like a .38)
Stranger: naw under 15 mina
Stranger: mins
You: The helicopter is here already
Stranger: aha
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There actually was a gunshot and the police copter is overhead
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#14 2009-11-20 20:34:39
Well, Adam Smith didn't scare them off, but my gender did. I feel so, so objectified.
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Stranger: hey!
You: "By preferring the support of domestic to that of foreign industry, he intends only his own security; and by directing that industry in such a manner as its produce may be of the greatest value, he intends only his own gain, and he is in this, as in many other cases, led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention."
Stranger: f?
Stranger: r u a senator, babe?!
You: A food writer, actually.
Stranger: wooww!!! food!! i love culinary, babe!
Stranger: f, right?
You: F?
Stranger: stands for female.
You: Ah. M, actually.
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Last edited by Taint (2009-11-20 20:35:02)
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#15 2009-11-20 20:42:14
OK, my abandonment issues are really resurfacing now.
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Stranger: hey!
You: Texturally similar to pepperoni, this dry, rather hard sausage is usually made from pork meat and a goodly amount of fat. It's smoked, slightly sweet and highly seasoned. Probably the most popular Chinese sausage in this country is lop chong. It and others like it are available in specialty meat shops and Chinese markets. Store up to 1 month in the refrigerator.
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#16 2009-11-20 21:12:28
Taint wrote:
OK, my abandonment issues are really resurfacing now.
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Stranger: hey!
You: Texturally similar to pepperoni, this dry, rather hard sausage is usually made from pork meat and a goodly amount of fat. It's smoked, slightly sweet and highly seasoned. Probably the most popular Chinese sausage in this country is lop chong. It and others like it are available in specialty meat shops and Chinese markets. Store up to 1 month in the refrigerator.
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Come on buddy, where are the aged relatives and family pets? Or at least culinary inspired kinkiness...???
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#17 2009-11-20 21:28:09
this is my latest schtick. It's kinda fun:
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Stranger: kpsm2?
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE
You: HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT A NEW PRODUCT!
You: ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: ORLY ?!! :D
You: READY SON?
You: IT'S CALLED
You: DISCONNECT!
Stranger: cool story bro
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#18 2009-11-20 21:31:23
This really has not got old yet:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE
You: HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT A NEW PRODUCT!
You: ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: YES!!
You: OK
You: IT'S CALLED
You: DISCONNECT!!!!
Stranger: ROFL
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#19 2009-11-20 21:32:00
Taint wrote:
OK, my abandonment issues are really resurfacing now.
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Stranger: hey!
You: Texturally similar to pepperoni, this dry, rather hard sausage is usually made from pork meat and a goodly amount of fat. It's smoked, slightly sweet and highly seasoned. Probably the most popular Chinese sausage in this country is lop chong. It and others like it are available in specialty meat shops and Chinese markets. Store up to 1 month in the refrigerator.
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I like that you immediately tried to turn it into a sausage party.
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#20 2009-11-20 21:34:00
Roger_That wrote:
This really has not got old yet:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE
You: HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT A NEW PRODUCT!
You: ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: YES!!
You: OK
You: IT'S CALLED
You: DISCONNECT!!!!
Stranger: ROFL
You have disconnected.
Unleash the fury of the capslock...
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#21 2009-11-20 21:38:52
I just tried to go on omegle, and I got scared and came back here.
I'll stick to reading the ones everyone else does.
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#22 2009-11-20 21:46:08
Chat done using only quotes from Full Metal Jacket, finished off Billy Mays style:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Are those... live rounds?
Stranger: wat
You: Don't shit me, man!
Stranger: yes
You: How tall are you, private?
Stranger: private?
You: HOW TALL
You: your height
Stranger: 5'10"
You: I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
Stranger: ???
You: Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?
Stranger: etf
Stranger: wtf*
You: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Stranger: kk
You: Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
Stranger: k
You: Now choke yourself.
Stranger: wat
You: Are you through grinning?
Stranger: sarg right
You: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Stranger: wats ur rank
You: Prepare to mount!
Stranger: mount wat
You: You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that.
Stranger: u done yet
You: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
Stranger: good
You: You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
Stranger: i no
You: A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
Stranger: yes
You: Eightball, let's dance.
Stranger: corpral
You: Put a nigger behind the trigger!
You: Sir, I wrote for my high school newspaper, sir!
Stranger: M16
You: How many counts in that movement you just executed?
Stranger: mounted grenade launcher m4 carbine rifle
You: Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Stranger: hell no
You: I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.
Stranger: sir
You: I don't know but I been told...
You: eskimo pussy is mighty cold
You: mm good
You: tastes good
You: real good
Stranger: real good
You: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Stranger: every single one of them
You: Do you suck dicks?
Stranger: no
You: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Stranger: thats wat ur mother said wen she was bullshiting
You: What's your excuse?
Stranger: nothin
You: I'm asking the fucking questions here private. Do you understand?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: wen can i join
You: Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.
You: Joker ain't never been in the shit. He thinks "The Bad Bush" is between old mama-san's legs.
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE
You: HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT A NEW PRODUCT!
You: ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: no
You: ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: no
You: IT'S CALLED
You: DISCONNECT
Stranger: disconnect ur mom
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#23 2009-11-20 21:50:17
sofaking wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
This really has not got old yet:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE
You: HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT A NEW PRODUCT!
You: ARE YOU READY?
Stranger: YES!!
You: OK
You: IT'S CALLED
You: DISCONNECT!!!!
Stranger: ROFL
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https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/3_3 … o1_400.jpg
HA! I love that pic.
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#24 2009-11-20 21:52:42
I've also taken to giving random people an ASCII rick roll as seen here (it won't paste in here properly)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessa … c=42330565
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#25 2009-11-20 21:54:25
Hey Roger_That. How is your crazy ass doing?
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#26 2009-11-20 21:56:50
Good, good. Just wasting a perfectly good Friday night smoking hookah and messing with idiots on the interwebs. You?
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#27 2009-11-20 22:08:54
Roger_That wrote:
You?
THC, music, cocktails and highstreet. Sorry you are still in CONUS.
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#28 2009-11-20 22:11:40
Yeah, I'll be CONUS for probably another 6 months or so. Gotta sell the abode. So far no luck, but we'll see.
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#29 2009-11-20 22:15:19
this one was fun:
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Stranger: Tell me your deepest secret
You: that i fucked your mom with a strap on
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#30 2009-11-20 22:17:08
I have to say, a part of me is trying to figure out a way to move to Norway. I would like to be done with this place.
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#31 2009-11-20 22:18:00
Norway is soooo cold.
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#32 2009-11-20 22:19:34
Cold is good.
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#33 2009-11-20 22:24:15
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Stranger: 23 f lesbian
You: 23 f rug muncher
Stranger: doubt it
You: do you have you red wings?
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#34 2009-11-21 03:01:49
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: My step sisters really turn me on..
You: nice
You: and your step dad?
You: you hot for him to?
Stranger: hm?
Stranger: maybe.
You: you probably want your step dog to fuck you also
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#36 2009-11-21 12:56:25
Roger_That wrote:
. . . You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that.
Did you know I was half Vietnamese?
Me love you lon-nn-nng time!
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#37 2009-11-22 19:22:01
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Tell me your deepest, darkest, kinkiest fantasy.
You: So you don稚 have any friends as well?
You: I want to fuck Billy Mays' dead corpse with a strap on
Stranger: nah, i'm just hungoer and chilling
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#38 2009-11-25 10:02:47
This site is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Stranger: hii girl??
You: why is it everyone I chat with is so dirty
Stranger: I am not dirty
You: promise?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u drive the conversation
You: I like to tuck my penis between my legs and pretend I have a pussy.
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#39 2009-11-25 21:08:33
Police Academy quotes...
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Stranger: my hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me.
Stranger: so won't you kill me?
Stranger: so i die happy.
You: Son, where did you get that gun?
Stranger: my mama's purse.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: where'd you get yours?
You: To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?
Stranger: i support gay marriage.
You: Sleeping is for fags.
Stranger: rainbows are gay. god created rainbows. is god gay?
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