#51 2009-11-08 23:04:39

The mystery for the motive has finally been solved. Savannah turned down Hasan's offer to be his "Cherry Pie."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,573052,00.html

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#52 2009-11-08 23:22:04

"I remembered his face because it was the first lap dance I [gave] to a customer while working here," she said. "When I saw his face [Friday] on TV, I jumped out of bed, I knew it was him."

Reporters live for quotes like this.

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#53 2009-11-08 23:23:43

Taint wrote:

"I remembered his face because it was the first lap dance I [gave] to a customer while working here," she said. "When I saw his face [Friday] on TV, I jumped out of bed, I knew it was him."

Reporters live for quotes like this.

Lap dances are okay, but if you want a Hassan job you'll have to meet me after work.

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#54 2009-11-09 00:03:17

"I remembered his face because it was the first lap dance I [gave] to a customer while working here," she said.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/584379/0_63_320.jpg

I'd like to take this opportunity, while I'm thinking about it, to thank all the gods there are or might be that I never had to take employment as an exotic dancer.

Last edited by George Orr (2009-11-09 00:03:42)

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#55 2009-11-09 04:29:52

While following links in the story Banjo posted, I read about this asshole.  I can’t imagine how self-hating and mentally ill someone would have to be to have been raised Jewish, becoming a convert to Islam, and then wishing death and destruction on all Jews (basically all of his near and distant relatives).

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#56 2009-11-11 00:46:11

George Orr wrote:

I'd like to take this opportunity, while I'm thinking about it, to thank all the gods there are or might be that I never had to take employment as an exotic dancer.

Must...fight...it.  Fight...urge.... Promised ... to ... be ...g-g-g-good boy from n-now on..... (blows out air fast and hard threeor four times) . . . . . Must ... find center.  M-material just too g-g-g-good.  Numerous lovely puh-puh-pug-ossible comebacks. ... Satan ... or Choad .. is t-t-testing moi.   FIGHT IT MOI!  FIGHT IT MOI!  It's not worth it.   Oh, the humanity!

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