#51 2007-10-07 09:47:55
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Yeah, ban his ass. After the way he came in here all "Hello to one and all!" Thats bullshit.We don't have to put up with that. Folks, Horse hasn't been out of control in a long, long time. You invite new trolls yet ban your oldest most deserving troll ever. Cruel is truly dead.This place seems to just be the dinner after the funeral.And no, I am not Horse with another account name.
THANK YOU. I know everyone will hate me for this. BUT I agree 100% fucking percent.
I sent this below, to the Horse himself. Know I always remain 'wary' of e-gos, but still:
Anyhow... I seriously don't get why they banned you. That is why cruel died in the first place, we had no back and forth, no trolling, no ire, no spite....no going after of the Meg Kelso's, no sleuthing for someone's residence, no threats of 85th and Amsterdam, or wherever the fuck it was. It's become one fucking big Kubaya love fest...with Sofie (as much as I like her) posting her 100 links a day that I rarely bother to read. I am missing the BANTER. Cates' wit, Jew's obsession with my puckerstar, Dirkman's dicpics, Draz's & GO being constantly steamed by Horse's obsession, Fnord's racism (ok, well that's still there), Kathkasung's nutjob posting and our dissections of it...etc etc, and all the other witty shit. It's nice that everyone is caring there sometimes, really. So I can post about my impending surgery, and I can get a love fest, and some suggestions of head wands. That is seriously priceless. But I'd rather get down to the heart of the matter...
Know what I mean?
I think you all should reconsider. I seriously do. There are 100 other message boards where I can go to share links and hold hands. Didn't we all call Rcade a pussy when he started banning people? That was before unheard of at cruel. It was the downfall of the Great Cruel Empire. Et tu, Brute?
Ps Sofie, I really mean that, I like you... I just wish you'd pull out your wit more often and use it on others instead of throwing common logs in the fire in the form of links too often!
RT.
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#52 2007-10-07 10:25:47
I for one think it would be far more interesting to threaten to ban Horse, belittle him, send him pizza, talk shit about his mother, call him fat, post the famous **NEWSFLASH** over and over again, than to just ban him outright and so soon.
Restore the hideous Horse (temporarily!)
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#53 2007-10-07 10:33:32
New York Jew wrote:
I for one think it would be far more interesting to threaten to ban Horse, belittle him, send him pizza, talk shit about his mother, call him fat, post the famous **NEWSFLASH** over and over again, than to just ban him outright and so soon.
Restore the hideous Horse (temporarily!)
I love the ** NEWSFLASH ** .
It never fails to make me giggle incessantly.
Yes, I'm good with temporarily myself.
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#54 2007-10-07 11:03:12
New York Jew wrote:
I for one think it would be far more interesting to threaten to ban Horse, belittle him, send him pizza, talk shit about his mother, call him fat, post the famous **NEWSFLASH** over and over again, than to just ban him outright and so soon.
Restore the hideous Horse (temporarily!)
I won't, neigh, I REFUSE to endure the lifelong stigmata of he-who-unbanned-horse. One of these other weenies will have to do the dirty.
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#55 2007-10-07 13:44:01
If you do suffer the indignity of unbanning Horse, you could always later become the person who re-banned Horse, thus earning the admiration of all those who voted against Horse.*
* I voted against Horse.
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#56 2007-10-07 13:49:02
New York Jew wrote:
* I voted against Horse.
Question nullified your vote.
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#57 2007-10-07 14:08:29
I unbanned Horse.
I will take the heat.
I will also reban him if he gets annoying. He has been warned to be on good behaviour.
RT
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#58 2007-10-07 14:39:01
It'll be frigging hilarious if Horsey doesn't bother to come back.
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#59 2007-10-07 15:00:07
Taint wrote:
It'll be frigging hilarious if Horsey doesn't bother to come back.
I'd put the odds against that at 1000000000000 to 1.
Not in your favor of course.
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#60 2007-10-07 16:22:08
Roger_That wrote:
I will also reban him if he gets annoying. He has been warned to be on good behaviour.RT
You don't understand how it is for those of us who have developed a truly deep loathing of the Horse. Any post by him (no matter how benign) is internally heard with a voice that is like nails on a black board when read. For us it isn't just what's being said so much as who is saying it. Imagine being a rape victim forced to tolerate the presence of their rapist because he's been behaving himself lately. Imagine New York Jew having to tolerate the presence of a "reformed" Hitler who has changed his ways and hasn't lit an oven in years. Imagine James having to sit down to diner with President Bush after his second term of office is over.
OK, that last example was a bit extreme.
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#61 2007-10-07 16:40:52
I just don't get it. Horse and I were arch enemies, we went to battle from Drudge Retort on over to Cruel. I had a serious hate for him.
If you all really want to re-ban him, go for it. These are just words on a message board, afterall.
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#62 2007-10-07 16:42:16
I can just picture him (although I'd rather not) stroking out yet another load as he reads all this.
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#63 2007-10-07 17:17:59
Horse got nutted by the Canadian. Ever since, he has been a puuuuussy whipped gelding.
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#64 2007-10-07 17:24:25
Roger_That wrote:
If you all really want to re-ban him, go for it.
We have this power? OK, how do we go about it?
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#65 2007-10-07 17:39:16
Just ask Sofie or Choad, or Dusty. We're all admins.
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#66 2007-10-07 18:01:42
Roger_That wrote:
Just ask Sofie or Choad, or Dusty. We're all admins.
I'm asking.
What Zookeeper said.
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#67 2007-10-07 19:28:48
Horse got nutted by the Canadian.
Joyfulgirl was the great emasculator . If anyone knows how to get in touch with her, please let her know we're here. I'm going to see if I can scare up Tigerlily, another powerful force for good.
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#68 2007-10-07 21:01:57
Ops,
She's already been here. She's registered as Draz.
As far as the Horse ban lift, if you all want to reban, so be it. I won't take offense.
RT
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#69 2007-10-07 21:08:27
George Orr wrote:
I'm asking.
So am I. Remember Afterbirth of a Nation, George?
I remind you now only because we all know Smitty will try to hog all credit for our system slogan.
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#70 2007-10-07 21:33:35
Uh, I may not have coined the orignal saying... but I was the first to present it here.
So NYAH!! THPPT.
Go for it, reban Horse if you must. Then let's move on to something interesting! I only have a few hours before the hand is officially out of commission... which should be good for everyone since I won't be able to feel torn between the whinnies of the equine and the pitchforks poised directly at my anus...
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#71 2007-10-07 22:01:14
Roger_That wrote:
Uh, I may not have coined the orignal saying... but I was the first to present it here.
I only have a few hours before the hand is officially out of commission...
Hope all goes well with that. You snapped back from the last one well - I'm sure you'll heal fast from this one.
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#72 2007-10-07 22:07:01
Roger_That wrote:
She's already been here.
Hard to keep up. Everyone keeps changing their nicks. Hi Draz!
Unfortunately most of my contact information is archived on some un-installed disk or other. If anyone can get word out to tiger and/or niknatas, it would be good.
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#73 2007-10-07 22:08:57
Roger_That wrote:
I only have a few hours before the hand is officially out of commission...
My right hand has a steady engagement, but my left is available for hire.
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#74 2007-10-07 22:40:47
Hi Ops!
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#75 2007-10-07 22:45:36
It's fun to deny others. And Horse needs acceptance so much that rejection hurts that much more. Banning him is the only cruel thing to do.
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#76 2007-10-07 23:06:47
sofaking wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Uh, I may not have coined the orignal saying... but I was the first to present it here.
I only have a few hours before the hand is officially out of commission...Hope all goes well with that. You snapped back from the last one well - I'm sure you'll heal fast from this one.
Thanks Sofie!
I'm sure I'll be on here typing left handed as soon as the percoset haze wears off.
God, I love the P.
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#77 2007-10-07 23:08:50
Hi Lechero!
Welcome to the joyous, sludgy brown, colon-byproduct of cruel!
Hold your nose.
RT
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#78 2007-10-07 23:28:50
Roger_That wrote:
Hi Lechero!
Welcome to the joyous, sludgy brown, colon-byproduct of cruel!
Hold your nose.
And type onehanded. This place isn't the same without you, milkman.
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#79 2007-10-07 23:40:52
lechero wrote:
Horse needs acceptance so much that rejection hurts that much more.
Good to see you show up Lech.
I'll disagree on this point. If banning him is half the fun, the other half is watching others abuse him. Call me a Republican if you must, but I believe torture is more effective than Coventry.
Speaking of which, where's Gray?
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#80 2007-10-07 23:56:07
"You don't understand how it is for those of us who have developed a truly deep loathing of the Horse. Any post by him (no matter how benign) is internally heard with a voice that is like nails on a black board when read."
Heh. Such pawlicking cuntery is most familiar to moi.
*yawn!*
Hmm. Lotsa attention, banned, unbanned, mulled over endlessly by complete idiots and peole who would censor simply because they *don't like" another poster; set upon by those lacking any sort of Word Gift. Looks (and smells) like I won yet again ---> HeeeYUCK! This is moi's food, this is moi's wine.
And that "win" stands whether I am banned again, or remain unbanned. Simply put: I could give a fuck. Nobody seems to want to point to the fact that some of the most popular old Cruelers here have just exposed themselves for the threatened and thin-skinned old cunts that they truly are. Where are those *true* Crulers of yore, I ask you! Paging OneThreeSeven! ... Ptah!... Peco! ... Scotty! (All persons of integrity, I might add). Hell, even Grey isn't as petty as what I've seen on this board in the past day or so.
And yet, and yet I am on another level most touched by the love of some of you. (Thanks for all the Emails, folks! You know who you are). It does moi's old ticker good to know that Horsey still has so many lovely "pretties" out there!
Oh ... And Choad: Don't worry, man. I won't shit on your little Cartman-esque tea party. Mostly I'll just watch, aghast, from behind the fence.
My pretties are nicer than your pretties.
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#81 2007-10-08 00:03:47
Umm ... scusee moi, gang. Just a quick shout-out to the following folks:
fnord ! -- will never hassle you again, man. You've rocked my world, and humbled me)
RT! -- Except for the seemingly endless repeats you made earlier about "go ahead, reban his ass, see if I care!", you've shown a tremendous amount of loyalty to the ol' Hossey! I am touched.)
Draz / FM -- It's nice to have you back. Drop me a post or come online when you get a chance. I want to know how things went for you regarding something we discussed about a year ago.
Lechero! -- Go fuck yourself, but not before we meet up for a beer. What say you old boy? Shall we bury the hatchet (and not in my noggin)?
Dusty! -- I've never met a pustulated cunt that flip-flopped more than you with regard to moi. But your cute nonetheless. Horsey loves ya.
OPS! -- In the time since we last talked, I revisited all of the Ringworlds, this time on torrents of audio books. I just needed a re-grounding, I guess. Hope all's well. Cunt.
CATES! -- Been hoping to touch base with you over Atonement, and how the film version's doing over in UK. But fuck that you are, you're not there so I'm gonna have to settle for downloading some handicam version. You're fucking useless, aren't you? California? I wax disapointical.
-- More shout outs later (unless of course I get um banned first_ )
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#82 2007-10-08 00:20:28
Horseonovich wrote:
Paging OneThreeSeven! ... Ptah!... Peco! ... Scotty! (All persons of integrity, I might add). Hell, even Grey isn't as petty as what I've seen on this board in the past day or so.
I'll let all these people know they're your allies, won't they be surprised!
You see, if we ban horse, this is the kind of vainglorious braying that we'll miss. The strident insults of a desperate man who wants nothing more in this life than a beer with NYJew.
Horse, I would never ban you. Someone would always beat me to it.
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#83 2007-10-08 00:29:03
Horseonovich wrote:
fnord ! -- will never hassle you again, man.
Are you feeling OK? People are still moving all their stuff in and getting used to the lay of the land. Factions will form soon enough and shit fights will occur. This was part of the addictive charm of Cruel in its heyday, that and the shifting alliances, the betrayals, plus the real time lynch mobs that baited noobs and assaulted other web sites.
Part of why I voted for you to stay is because banning should not result from losing a popularity contest. I would be a prime candidate for banning on the basis of unpopularity.
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#84 2007-10-08 00:31:32
Roger_That wrote:
Just ask Sofie or Choad, or Dusty. We're all admins.
Hey Sofie, Choad and Dusty! Please ban Horsie. No double secret probation. Ban his ass for eternity and a day! And if Smitty ever goes soft on him again have her committed for her own good.
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#85 2007-10-08 00:32:51
Horseonovich wrote:
OPS! -- In the time since we last talked, I revisited all of the Ringworlds, this time on torrents of audio books. I just needed a re-grounding, I guess. Hope all's well. Cunt.
How is Speaker? Semicolon discorporated last fall, too skinny for grok soup, we had to bury him.
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#86 2007-10-08 04:10:54
Opsec, I don't disagree he has entertainment value, that's traditionally the only thing the village idiot is good for. I just think it's more entertaining to let him drift off in the tide, without a paddle.
Horse, is that all you can muster? "Go fuck yourself?" I thought you were some kind of poet. . . Oh wait, I guess that didn't work out. How's them man boobies hanging? Are you still mashing them around in front of the mirror and snorting "I'd fuck me" at yourself?
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#87 2007-10-08 07:55:34
Zookeeper wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Just ask Sofie or Choad, or Dusty. We're all admins.
Hey Sofie, Choad and Dusty! Please ban Horsie. No double secret probation. Ban his ass for eternity and a day! And if Smitty ever goes soft on him again have her committed for her own good.
I don't do well in padded cells. They make me angry. The rage consumes.
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#88 2007-10-08 09:00:46
Hmmm....Horse neglected to acknowledge my defense of his retardation.
I feel so neglected.
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#89 2007-10-08 09:26:04
If Horseonovich is banned then some of ya'll are a bunch of hypocritical pussies. [An attitude symptomatic of how fucked up things are at large today, perhaps?]
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#90 2007-10-08 09:40:23
I unbanned him, Dhal. I know everyone hates me for it to a point.
Oh well. Like I said, they can re-ban if they want. I am only one of many.
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#91 2007-10-08 09:52:20
Randomly banning and unbanning him might strain his whinny.
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#92 2007-10-08 13:03:32
MSG Tripps wrote:
If Horseonovich is banned then some of ya'll are a bunch of hypocritical pussies.
I'm willing to take that risk for the greater cruel.
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#93 2007-10-08 13:03:35
Here's a place to set the hook. He will not, neigh, he cannot stay away.
http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/samplesVie … p?id=18229
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#94 2007-10-08 13:04:59
Roger_That wrote:
I unbanned him, Dhal. I know everyone hates me for it to a point.
Oh well. Like I said, they can re-ban if they want.
You said we only had to ask. We asked. Nothing happened. Did anybody ask you to un-ban him in the first place?
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#95 2007-10-08 13:29:36
Zookeeper, you little totalitarian, fascist fuckwad.
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#96 2007-10-08 13:51:52
Like I always say, if you can't stand the shit, stay outta the cesspool.
Free the Horse.
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#97 2007-10-08 14:30:03
I have some plantings that could use some GHL... and horseshit too! It's that time of year to think about your fall plantings. The herb don't like those short winter days and low light.
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#98 2007-10-08 16:08:35
MSG Tripps wrote:
Zookeeper, you little totalitarian, fascist fuckwad.
That was far too coherent to be Dhal. Either it's an impostor or he didn't get his October shipment from the "Substance of the Month" club.
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#99 2007-10-08 16:51:53
well no one has rebanned him, and 3 others have the power all of whom have been here and read this rthread. choad said someone could unban him if they wanted to. so i did. so you need to take up your reban issues w choad, dusty and sofie.
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#100 2007-10-08 16:53:28
again like i said if u want 2 get some1 2 unban fine...i am ok with it or you could just not read his posts....or bring back the horse free browsert.
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