Sorry RT, yours should have topped the list.

HAH!  Actually Raoul and Benz left some tracks on some of 'em, and I can't imagine Lech, Gray and Aude didn't get in on the bombing.   

I was disappointed I couldn't find his post on the AK47 (or whatever it was) site.  Especially the panic-filled response of the real Horse to the armed and dangerous. 

You're right, I got tired before I ran out of material.

http://www.pseudodictionary.com/friend.php?id=18395

opsec wrote:

I was disappointed I couldn't find his post on the AK47 (or whatever it was) site.  Especially the panic-filled response of the real Horse to the armed and dangerous.

AR15. 

And that might have been partially my doing.  I didn't think that particular ruse was anything to laugh about and had several conversations with the admins of AR15 and IIRC they deleted the entirety of those exchanges.

opsec wrote:

I was disappointed I couldn't find his post on the AK47 (or whatever it was) site.

As internets moments in history goes, that was certainly a weird one.  How bad do things have to get before most of the members of Cruel tell you that you've gone just "One toke over the line?"

I love vomiting verbosely all over people, and hope only to draw you into a meaningless argument so I can use my thesaurus as a weapon against you.

Are you certain that this one was posted by an imposter?  Because, that certainly sounds like Tommy-Boy to me.

OK...now that I've had a chance to read some of the above links...

I think that everyone who mistook me for horse should either:

A: Give me a hands-behind-the back 3-hour blowjob with no fucking safe word (ladies only...giggidy giggidy)
or
B: Post a video in this thread of their own sweet selves felching goat semen from a narwhal's puckerstar.

After all, a sustained misidentification this grievous verges on libel.

You know who you are - some form of reparation is clearly in order.

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I plead exhaustion. Soon I'll be pawing through Sofaking's messages to listen to the Partridge Family again.
I promise to never reference another television show. Also, I'll only ask for A: a two-hour slurp-circle, or B: said unspecified goat fluids from the anus of an immature manatee.

Last edited by WilberCuntLicker (2007-11-06 08:23:19)

Roger_That wrote:

I will give you a pass if you quote from South Park.  That is my one indulgence.

Hella cool, Roger. SP is the only cartoon I'll pass gas for.

New York Jew wrote:

Dec, I have to thank you twice here - once for appreciating my Horse impersonation, and again for reminding me of another of my Cruel aliases....Imposter.

Blow me, Joob. It was I, Imposter.

xxx

Decadunce wrote:

New York Jew wrote:

Dec, I have to thank you twice here - once for appreciating my Horse impersonation, and again for reminding me of another of my Cruel aliases....Imposter.

Blow me, Joob. It was I, Imposter.

xxx

Ahhh...you have two wishes that will forever go unfulfilled - one, that I might blow you, and two, that you could ever be as clever as me, regardless of which  guise I may assume.

I was and remain, in fact, the one and only Imposter of Cruel.com. Fuck hugh. Fuck...HUGH!

*EDIT* Wait - Aren't I Decadunce?

**EDIT** Wait - Can I gently blow on your puckerstar, RT? It might restore my faith in the woman of Cruel....

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NYJ/Imposter/Decadunce wrote:

. . . and again for reminding me of another of my Cruel aliases...

So, we're back to that then, eh?  I'm obviously going to require more brandy here (And, no, I'm not amused - Well, not at the moment, anyway . . .  Give me a few . . .).

Roger wrote:

I still think Jew and WCL are one in the same.

I just assume that everybody is either NYJ or Tommy, and let it go from there.  Life is complicated enough as it is.

Last edited by Decadence (2007-11-06 15:59:31)

the one, and only, New York Jew.

So we can expect to find you here?