#101 2007-11-05 15:09:52

Roger_That wrote:

As if I'm going to touch any of that nasty ass X rated shit from my work PC.

Notice she didn't say she wouldn't get right on it once she gets home though.

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#102 2007-11-05 15:43:10

tojo2000 wrote:

Ramona Bell wrote:

https://cruelery.com/img/wtc.jumper.gif

You know, the more I look at it, the more it looks like he's decided to go out by riverdancing straight to the pavement.

Gee, someone should set him to music...

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#103 2007-11-05 15:54:59

Posted by fnord
This calls for a celebration dance!



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#104 2007-11-05 16:10:14

sic

I found this on the Photo essay about the trials and tribulations of the oil conflict, and thought it perfect fodder for a banner.  But, since I have no talent, (or time from work), I leave it to one of the many skilled folks to play with...

http://i24.tinypic.com/2vn2azp.jpg

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#105 2007-11-05 16:29:25

sic wrote:

I found this on the Photo essay about the trials and tribulations of the oil conflict, and thought it perfect fodder for a banner.  But, since I have no talent, (or time from work), I leave it to one of the many skilled folks to play with...

Sic, I believe now as I believed before we occupied Iraq, the people responsible belong in a hell hole where they sanction torture.

On the other hand, I have a life-long friend I love, a father of six and 53 just like me, deploying again in weeks. Retarded or not, I don't want him coming home like that and I don't want to see an image that reminds me he could. Make any sense?

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#106 2007-11-05 16:46:09

sic

choad wrote:

sic wrote:

I found this on the Photo essay about the trials and tribulations of the oil conflict, and thought it perfect fodder for a banner.  But, since I have no talent, (or time from work), I leave it to one of the many skilled folks to play with...

Sic, I believe now as I believed before we occupied Iraq, the people responsible belong in a hell hole where they sanction torture.

On the other hand, I have a life-long friend I love, a father of six and 53 just like me, deploying again in weeks. Retarded or not, I don't want him coming home like that and I don't want to see an image that reminds me he could. Make any sense?

I understand.  It is also a damn shame that your friend is even going over there in the first place, especially with what he has at home (i.e, six kids, 53 years alive, etc.)  There is certainly no easy answer to the whole Middle East thing, even if we try to break it all up into little parts and deal with each conflict on its own.  Regardless, we're still going to be mixed up in the area as long as money is green and oil is black with a sandy top.   Either way, an X-ray vision of a snapped leg be it from combat or a skateboarding accident still looks like it would fit in with the twisted images displayed here.  But so be it...How about these instead?

http://i23.tinypic.com/hvyvlw.jpg

http://i20.tinypic.com/4l6as1.jpg

http://i21.tinypic.com/25qstj6.jpg

or

http://i22.tinypic.com/r7nalf.jpg

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#107 2007-11-05 16:49:06

How about something that says:

The nigger snails are not amused.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=21722&rendTypeId=4

http://georgiafaces.caes.uga.edu/graphicsfiles/gntlndsnails.jpg

http://www.makeitsnappy.ie/images/snail1.JPG

http://www.dannesdjur.com/bilder/achatina_marginata_1.jpg

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#108 2007-11-05 19:45:37

I'm having some difficulty uploading banners. The formats are correct (jpg., png., gif) and they're small in size (120 kb, more or less). Any suggestions?

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#109 2007-11-05 19:50:56

email it to info at high-street.org, I'll take care of it.

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#110 2007-11-05 20:06:15

orangeplus wrote:

email it to info at high-street.org, I'll take care of it.

Thanks.

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#111 2007-11-05 21:08:58

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5628/highstreetmentholva8.png

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#112 2007-11-05 21:10:29

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1396/highstreeteharmonywh1.jpg

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#113 2007-11-05 21:16:04

Kill the animation on the WTC jumper.  If it doesn't start back over it loses its meaning.  I think it looks better frozen.

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#114 2007-11-05 21:21:03

Taint, your's are posted.

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#115 2007-11-05 21:26:00

Maybe someone could do something with one or two of these - although they are so sweet together, I almost don't want to subject their love to ridicule.  Almost.


http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/11/anderson1.jpg

http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/11/anderson2.jpg

http://gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/11/anderson3.jpg

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#116 2007-11-05 21:32:11

orangeplus wrote:

Taint, your's are posted.

Thanks, Orangie. I tried emailing them, but that was returned to me. Then I looked at my horoscope for the day: "You are a total fuck up. Go back to bed."

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#117 2007-11-05 23:01:28

http://www.obxh3.com/images/rainbow.jpg

Just don't rip me a new asshole for my n00b posting.  All I ask is a little lube first, and maybe some Barry White.

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#118 2007-11-05 23:03:50

asdf1971 wrote:

http://www.obxh3.com/images/rainbow.jpg

Just don't rip me a new asshole for my n00b posting.  All I ask is a little lube first, and maybe some Barry White.

Well, OK. But I don't kiss.

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#119 2007-11-05 23:08:48

Ahhh, there are many colors in the homo rainbow!  Show me yours, & I'll show you mine.

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#120 2007-11-05 23:19:16

Taint wrote:

Well, OK. But I don't kiss.

Not a problem from behind.

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#121 2007-11-05 23:24:30

asdf1971 wrote:

Just don't rip me a new asshole for my n00b posting.  All I ask is a little lube first, and maybe some Barry White.

We haven't gotten around to the menu prompt but the next link will take you to orangeplus' awesome upload utility...

https://cruelery.com/headermant.php

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#122 2007-11-05 23:31:10

asdf1971 wrote:

http://www.obxh3.com/images/rainbow.jpg

Just don't rip me a new asshole for my n00b posting.  All I ask is a little lube first, and maybe some Barry White.

That alteration of the image w/the trunk is ++good.  It warms my heart & should be on the high-street dating site.

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#123 2007-11-05 23:53:42

DoucheEllington wrote:

That alteration of the image w/the trunk is ++good.  It warms my heart & should be on the high-street dating site.

1. Double-plus good - thank you
2. High-Street dating site - hahahahahahahahaha

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#124 2007-11-06 12:03:00

Smittylicious wrote:

asdf1971 wrote:

Just don't rip me a new asshole for my n00b posting.  All I ask is a little lube first, and maybe some Barry White.

We haven't gotten around to the menu prompt but the next link will take you to orangeplus' awesome upload utility...

https://cruelery.com/headermant.php

Goddammit.  Which one of you a-hole mods took my old name?

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#125 2007-11-06 09:08:13

Roger_That wrote:

Smittylicious wrote:

We haven't gotten around to the menu prompt but the next link will take you to orangeplus' awesome upload utility...

https://cruelery.com/headermant.php

Goddammit.  Which one of you a-hole mods took my old name?

Funny you should ask that. It's for sale!

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#126 2007-11-07 00:56:50

https://cruelery.com/header/7-11.Never.Forget.jpg

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#127 2007-11-07 01:08:51

Iron Eyes!  Don't cry!

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#128 2007-11-07 01:20:59

7-11 Never Forget
Convenience Casino
High-Street.Org

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#129 2007-11-07 03:42:19

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/830/highstreetwinningheartstc1.gif

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#130 2007-11-07 12:21:31

I could've sworn I offered this a day or so ago. I think I 'previewed' and forgot to hit 'submit.'

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/hs_banner13.jpg



PS: The forced loading of that old commerical (probably only affecting Macs) is really fucking annoying.

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#131 2007-11-07 13:35:00

kim

so glad we got the 7 limbed girl banner - just saw it!

I have a few I still need to add to the one thats been in rotation so far.

I have a great idea for penis shaped fruit too ....

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#132 2007-11-07 15:35:40

Thanks kim.  Every time I see your banner, I throw up a little bit in the back of my mouth.  Nice job.

Can't wait to see what you do with that penis-shaped fruit...

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#133 2007-11-07 22:22:51

kim

Just added some new ones

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#134 2007-11-07 22:42:29

What, no penis fruit?  Jenkem was cool.

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#135 2007-11-07 22:50:42

kim

its there

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#136 2007-11-07 23:15:20

pALEPHx

Full Frontal Cruelty

Nice

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#137 2007-11-07 23:21:27

Hey, quick heads up. I think we should not have any straight up nudity on the banners. People are going to assume we are a porn site and that will simply cause us hassle. I don't want to be the resident worry-wart here, but let's not give any reasons for our hosting service to boot us or otherwise cause us problems.

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#138 2007-11-07 23:32:13

as a quick example, asdf1971 did this image, which I pulled. It's a cool image, I like it, but it's just going to cause us a hassle:

https://cruelery.com/header/perversion.jpg

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#139 2007-11-08 00:15:06

O+

I came to the same conclusion upon achieving sobriety, but I'm glad you let me share it anyway.  They don't know what they're missing making me show up to work sober.

So, for your consideration, it's only nude if you're a furry:

http://www.obxh3.com/images/hs/touch-yourself.jpg

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#140 2007-11-08 00:16:43

Oh, and I can't find the fucking thread where somebody else suggested this, but it wasn't me.  I just did the grunt work.

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#141 2007-11-08 00:47:50

kim

Okay I added what I could tonight.

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#142 2007-11-08 00:53:31

orangeplus wrote:

It's a cool image, I like it, but it's just going to cause us a hassle...

Whassa problem? It's just boxes.

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#143 2007-11-08 01:57:56

sic

orangeplus wrote:

Hey, quick heads up. I think we should not have any straight up nudity on the banners. People are going to assume we are a porn site and that will simply cause us hassle. I don't want to be the resident worry-wart here, but let's not give any reasons for our hosting service to boot us or otherwise cause us problems.

...and a "River Dance" Twin-tower Ballet isn't going to bring hate?  Ah hell, release the MONGS!!!  (at least lets have a tip-O-the-hat to Cates with some wheel-chair pics/banners...) 

http://i8.tinypic.com/8fafpf9.jpg

http://i3.tinypic.com/6su3ebq.jpg

http://i16.tinypic.com/6jnx0k7.jpg

Oh, and I agree with the porn/banner thing...

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#144 2007-11-08 11:59:25

ANd another thing.

New banners may only be a maximum of 250 px high. So mote it be.

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#145 2007-11-08 13:16:10

I would love to take credit for this one, but it's a concerted effort of mine and Phreddy's.  He came up with the idea and mined the hot mugshot photos for me.


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2263/1920754217_a7935cff7d.jpg?v=0

I think this is a sufficient size to be added to the banner go round?

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#146 2007-11-08 13:17:57

Yep, 136 px.  I think I'm good.

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#147 2007-11-08 13:21:02

So upload it, click banner on the menubar at the top of the page.

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#148 2007-11-08 13:21:41

Okay, I've been absent for a few days, so I missed that.  Dammit.  Will do.

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#149 2007-11-08 13:28:40

Good job Charley.  It's way better than I envisioned.  The apple is a particularly nice touch.

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#150 2007-11-08 13:30:26

feisty wrote:

I would love to take credit for this one, but it's a concerted effort of mine and Phreddy's.  He came up with the idea and mined the hot mugshot photos for me.


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2263/192 … 7d.jpg?v=0

I think this is a sufficient size to be added to the banner go round?

Excelsior!

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