A better angle:


Is anyone else disturbed by the recent trend of writing-across-the-ass-wear for teenage girls?

Mrs Kringle tought me that in 9th grade. True Love waits until the woman gets hers, then the true gentleman can get his. She was the best neighbor I ever had. Sigh......

The crotchless version would be a big seller.

OK...

I demand Rule 34.

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GooberMcNutly wrote:

Mrs Kringle tought me that in 9th grade. True Love waits until the woman gets hers, then the true gentleman can get his. She was the best neighbor I ever had. Sigh......

Talk like that is how the myth of the female orgasm has survived into modern times.

George Orr wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Mrs Kringle tought me that in 9th grade. True Love waits until the woman gets hers, then the true gentleman can get his. She was the best neighbor I ever had. Sigh......

Talk like that is how the myth of the female orgasm has survived into modern times.

I'm tempted to tell you to go fuck yourself; but in truth, up until I was in my 30s I also believed the female orgasm to be a myth.

Just keep trying, hon, and someday you may be able to make a woman come.

I was joking. These are jokes.

In fairness to men, though, there is a wide variety in what it takes to bring a woman to orgasm. Some are easy, some are hard, some need oral, some need to be on top. It's like your vaginas are some kind of fucking Chinese puzzle, each of which is unique and different from all others. Push this, twist that, pull down here, punch this area swiftly, shit on my chest--once you finally figure one woman out, none of that technique is likely to work on the next. That's just the physical act, not taking into account all the emotional stuff required to get into the right mood. You women (and teh gheys) have it easy, because a dick is a dick is a dick. You could take any dick and put it in a ceiling fan, and it would eventually get the guy off.

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George Orr wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

I was joking. These are jokes.

Ditto.

In fairness to men, though, there is a wide variety in what it takes to bring a woman to orgasm. Some are easy, some are hard...

I hear that, too.  Like I said, in my 30s.

I've always found that a properly applied credit card will make 99% of the women in this world experience spontaneous orgasms without even being touched.


Just remember:  "Visa, replacing foreplay since 1967"

square wrote:

A better angle:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3063/252 … c2.jpg?v=0

Is anyone else disturbed by the recent trend of writing-across-the-ass-wear for teenage girls?

Depends on where you're from.  I happen to live in a state that encourages this:



My guitarist friend is writing a song called Cocks on the Ass to the tune of Pants on the Ground from American Idol this year.

As for women in their 30's just learning the joys of orgasms, I am finding this to be quite the norm.  And it is fucking hawt.

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ah297900 wrote:

In fairness to men, though, there is a wide variety in what it takes to bring a woman to orgasm. Some are easy, some are hard, some need oral, some need to be on top. It's like your vaginas are some kind of fucking Chinese puzzle, each of which is unique and different from all others. Push this, twist that, pull down here, punch this area swiftly, shit on my chest--once you finally figure one woman out, none of that technique is likely to work on the next. That's just the physical act, not taking into account all the emotional stuff required to get into the right mood. You women (and teh gheys) have it easy, because a dick is a dick is a dick. You could take any dick and put it in a ceiling fan, and it would eventually get the guy off.