#2 2007-12-17 13:41:25
The one and only thing I miss from the Cruel archives was my delightful and romantic story that featured me, an young Asian eating champion, a porta-potty and some semi-digested Turducken (I'm not sure which alias I penned it under - possibly Question?) If I had only thought to copy it here to High Street before Cruel went dark forever!
Oh powers that be, please dig that savory nugget out of your depository of Cruel slop of the past so we may enjoy it again this holiday season!
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#3 2007-12-17 13:55:20
Hey New York Jew, how is your Beefheart?
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#5 2007-12-17 16:38:18
I think it's cheating if they have to split the carcasses and sew them shut. The one holiday you can use Crisco as a lube, and they're not even trying.
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#7 2007-12-17 19:14:18
The knife/knives made me feel uneasy the whole time.
Waiting for a finger to get sliced off - exciting!
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#8 2007-12-18 02:11:17
Turducken is traditionally made using only 3 birds: a turkey, a duck, and a chicken. My mother made it a few times and it’s actually good if done right.
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#9 2007-12-18 02:46:07
fnord wrote:
...it’s actually good if done right.
It sounds savory and delicious, if a tad barbaric. This other thing...I dunno. Sounds like overkill and virtual welcome mat for salmonella. You just know someone's out there plotting to stuff a piglet into some lamb, into some veal, into...
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#10 2007-12-18 11:43:04
kim wrote:
The knife/knives made me feel uneasy the whole time.
Waiting for a finger to get sliced off - exciting!
Really?
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#11 2007-12-18 12:16:40
fnord wrote:
Turducken is traditionally made using only 3 birds: a turkey, a duck, and a chicken. My mother made it a few times and it’s actually good if done right.
Let me guess. You only ate the white meat, right?
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