#151 2012-12-04 18:17:24

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#152 2012-12-05 04:24:10

Once or twice a year I turn stupid for a few hours and waste part of an evening watching fight videos on youtube. Here's the best one I saw today.

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#154 2012-12-05 23:05:26

XregnaR wrote:

Just about to smoke my first bowl of the day and watch some youtube bullshit--what keeps you up so late RangerX?

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#155 2012-12-05 23:26:04

Bigcat wrote:

Just about to smoke my first bowl of the day and watch some youtube bullshit--what keeps you up so late RangerX?

Occasionally I travel for work. In such scenarios I am cursed with the double whammy of not being able to sleep well in hotels and lack of my own personal bowl-age. Such is life.  While alcohol does sooth, it does not provide the same benefit of good herbal medicine....

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#156 2012-12-05 23:29:51

XregnaR wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Just about to smoke my first bowl of the day and watch some youtube bullshit--what keeps you up so late RangerX?

Occasionally I travel for work. In such scenarios I am cursed with the double whammy of not being able to sleep well in hotels and lack of my own personal bowl-age. Such is life.  While alcohol does sooth, it does not provide the same benefit of good herbal medicine....

Booze isn't good sleep for me. Drunk passed out accompanied by racing heart and sweats half way through the night.  I still drink the hell out of it on weekends but I stick to ganja during the week. Cold Clear Water and a big bowl makes for great sleep and no hang.

Sorry for your no weed situation.

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#157 2012-12-06 00:14:18

XregnaR wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Just about to smoke my first bowl of the day and watch some youtube bullshit--what keeps you up so late RangerX?

Occasionally I travel for work. In such scenarios I am cursed with the double whammy of not being able to sleep well in hotels and lack of my own personal bowl-age. Such is life.  While alcohol does sooth, it does not provide the same benefit of good herbal medicine....

You don't take your weed with you? Are you crossing borders?

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#158 2012-12-06 06:00:25

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

You don't take your weed with you? Are you crossing borders?

State borders, on an aircraft. Not a risk I am willing to take at this point in my life.

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#159 2012-12-06 16:28:18

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#160 2012-12-06 16:46:27

Bigcat wrote:

Still would, despite the repeated mention of some fraternity/sorority

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#161 2012-12-06 17:24:19

XregnaR wrote:

State borders, on an aircraft. Not a risk I am willing to take at this point in my life.

Two words. Fat soluble. Mail yourself baked goods ahead of you travel plans. Eat one before check in and a snowed in cattle car is tolerable.

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#162 2012-12-06 17:52:46

XregnaR wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Still would, despite the repeated mention of some fraternity/sorority

No Doubt. Hot Drunk Chicks are my favorite species. If you can toss in a dose of low self esteem....WONDERFUL.

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#163 2012-12-06 18:11:20

choad wrote:

XregnaR wrote:

State borders, on an aircraft. Not a risk I am willing to take at this point in my life.

Two words. Fat soluble. Mail yourself baked goods ahead of you travel plans. Eat one before check in and a snowed in cattle car is tolerable.

I can verify that! Three brownies and even a flight across the Pacific in coach is just another pleasant afternoon. You can even take them in carry-on baggage.

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#164 2012-12-06 19:07:30

XregnaR wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

You don't take your weed with you? Are you crossing borders?

State borders, on an aircraft. Not a risk I am willing to take at this point in my life.

I make caramels with mine. A little less obvious than brownies and they don't turn into crumbs. Wrap em up in some cellophane and put a pretty ribbon on it and pimp walk that shit like you own it.

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#165 2012-12-06 19:25:05

GooberMcNutly wrote:

XregnaR wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

You don't take your weed with you? Are you crossing borders?

State borders, on an aircraft. Not a risk I am willing to take at this point in my life.

I make caramels with mine. A little less obvious than brownies and they don't turn into crumbs. Wrap em up in some cellophane and put a pretty ribbon on it and pimp walk that shit like you own it.

A friend and fellow cook once plied me with home-made Tootsie Rolls. Air turbulence, screaming infants, and the increased volume of neighbors' personal electronic devices (to drown out the screaming infants, I should think) mattered not as I flew blissfully unconcerned from Dallas back to San Francisco.

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#166 2012-12-07 14:12:20

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#168 2012-12-07 15:18:46

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

From what I have witnessed from friends who have children, the REAL pain begins after it plops out.

In every single instance, my friends that had children are all miserable. They don't do anything except stuff that involves thier offspring and they can't converse about anything but thier offspring.

Screaming toddlers hanging from my arms would be the worst possible punishment. (except maybe going on a hunting trip with my hometown heros)

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#171 2012-12-09 21:03:39

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#172 2012-12-10 11:16:37



Mute the audio.

Flying Burrito Bombers

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#173 2012-12-10 14:02:43

choad wrote:



Mute the audio.

Flying Burrito Bombers

I am going to spend another 59 minutes in my office pretending like I am busy. After that, I am going to get baked and sit in my yard and hope I am on thier target list.

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#174 2012-12-11 18:05:39

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#175 2012-12-11 18:56:40

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#176 2012-12-12 09:40:20

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#178 2012-12-18 11:52:15

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#179 2012-12-18 13:34:31

choad wrote:

youtube

We need to insure that this man is armed.

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#180 2012-12-18 13:53:46

MSG Tripps wrote:

choad wrote:

youtube

We need to insure that this man is armed.

I was actually waiting for him to pull out a gun and off himself.

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#182 2012-12-18 16:55:05

choad wrote:

Teach

You make $70k a year as a second grade teacher in RI? You don't make 1/3 that here in America's Wang.

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#183 2012-12-18 17:02:38

GooberMcNutly wrote:

choad wrote:

Teach

You make $70k a year as a second grade teacher in RI? You don't make 1/3 that here in America's Wang.

Ask a product of Providence schools, like XregnaR, if he'd take double that amount to teach there.

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#184 2012-12-18 17:36:29

choad wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

choad wrote:

Teach

You make $70k a year as a second grade teacher in RI? You don't make 1/3 that here in America's Wang.

Ask a product of Providence schools, like XregnaR, if he'd take double that amount to teach there.

Oh no, I went to boarding school in New Hampshire.  Public schools is for plebs.

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#185 2012-12-18 18:25:49

XregnaR wrote:

Oh no, I went to boarding school in New Hampshire.  Public schools is for plebs.

That was the single worst mistake I ever made but I'm glad it worked for you. All these years, I thought you went to Moses Brown.

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#186 2012-12-19 07:01:03

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#187 2012-12-19 15:17:16

That eagle is truly a majestic creature!

choad wrote:

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#188 2012-12-19 16:06:48

lechero wrote:

That eagle is truly a majestic creature!

Already a major motion gif...

http://www.capsload.it/images/1355921914.gif

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#189 2012-12-19 16:06:51

choad wrote:

If that is real, it is one of the most awesome things in nature.

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#190 2012-12-19 16:15:33

Bigcat wrote:

If that is real, it is one of the most awesome things in nature.

It's real and what's cool about it to my mind is the camera man dropped his focus and ran to help the moment he realized what was happening. A news photographer would never, ever do that.

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#191 2012-12-19 17:10:47

choad wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

If that is real, it is one of the most awesome things in nature.

It's real and what's cool about it to my mind is the camera man dropped his focus and ran to help the moment he realized what was happening. A news photographer would never, ever do that.

In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. --- Aristotle

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#192 2012-12-19 20:04:07

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#193 2012-12-20 05:43:49

The eagle has landed and it's a hoax. Sorry about that

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/iwanttobelieve.png


http://gawker.com/5969701/all-the-reaso … eo-is-fake

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#194 2012-12-20 07:29:30

Damn. I want to retract my Aristotle quote so I can use it at a better time.

Damn you Choad. I had such pleasant dreams thinking of that last night.


On a happier note, An owl DID snag a yappy little dog that belongs(ed) to the old bitch down the road from me.

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#196 2012-12-21 00:55:34


Russell Brand interviewing two of the Westboro Baptist loons.  It's amazing how he kept his cool when they started off with hateful provocation.

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#199 2012-12-27 04:50:24

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#200 2012-12-27 07:59:14

Our solar system is "part of life" because its motions through the cold dead vacuum of space describe a vortex? Sniff...sniff. Smells like a steaming pile of crackpot buttfudge studded with moonbeams lollipops and corn niblets to me. Lovely video nonetheless. Imagine if all that money and artistic talent had been put towards a really good message, such as: DESPAIR YOU POOR MOTHERFUCKERS: THE WORLD IS SPIRALLING OUT OF CONTROL AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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