#2 2012-07-10 10:28:59
Knowing this, I am definitely going to start rubbing myself in gunpowder, jerk off, hide a squirrel in my carry on and smoke a joint before I travel.
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#3 2012-07-10 12:20:49
We'll miss you, XregnaR. Please bequeath your new weed strains to High Street before you go.
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#4 2012-07-10 12:28:29
If only we could guarantee these machines stay in airports and at border crossings. But, we all know they won't.
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#5 2012-07-10 22:56:50
I smell fake planted story.
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#6 2012-07-13 13:35:44
Gizmodo wrote:
Within the next year or two, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security will instantly know everything about your body, clothes, and luggage with a new laser-based molecular scanner . . .
Just how much does one of those costs in United Statesian Tax Payer dollars? Can they not simply passive-aggressively stalk us on Twitter and FaceBook like all of my other "exes"?
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#7 2012-07-13 14:41:48
Couldn't they just give everyone a short test before they board? Just like in the old war movies, make everyone name the winner of the world series, the name of president, number of states in the union........wait, that puts 60% of Americans on the no-fly list.
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#8 2012-07-13 18:31:22
phreddy wrote:
Couldn't they just give everyone a short test before they board? Just like in the old war movies, make everyone name the winner of the world series, the name of president, number of states in the union........wait, that puts 60% of Americans on the no-fly list.
Madrid, Karl Marx (I get my "news" from The Daily Caller), and 49 (I refuse to acknowledge the annexation of the sovereign State of Hawaii)
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